Some Pictures While I'm Put On Hold, Leave your message after the BEEEEP

Struggling to Stay Alive

No news polls will be put up until I resub my order account, which should be soon... I hope.

I play my dok and I get overwhelmed by a "HEY TROOF, YOU BE BORED, WAY BORED"

I've been wanting to return to my order account for forever now, haven't really got around too it and I'm broke for a few days.

No worries though! The TROOF will be back! WITH WEAPONS!

Merry Christmas all

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE.

:-)

The Art of 'Oh, I don't want to go into the city, I have lockouts'

The Situation: Your alliance buddies are like, "HEY... YOO, COME DO CITY WITH US, WE'RE SURE TO FAIL WIN"

Of course, you DO NOT want to go into the city... City is fun and all... when you're with a rr 70 premade... wait.. no... even then it's not fun... It's fun when you win gear.. YES! That's it, it's fun when you win gear! How can you win this gear every time you roll? Well.. we have a special guest with us here today. Please welcome... THE RANK 34 THAT WINS GOLD BAG ON EVERY SINGLE STAGE!!!
YAY!!

Oh he's not here? You say he's raging on the forums over how people in sovereign are rolling on keep bags?  Typical.

If there is anything I hate doing, (I'm being honest here) it's being dunked in a pool of dead frogs going into the city, when I have lockouts on every single stage.  I almost ALWAYS pug city (I find I get better chances than if I go in with say, a fast built so called 'premade') and I say about... 60% of the time I get a bad, bad instance against gorfangs most feared order players.  But 40% of the time I get a good instance... by good instance I mean win at least one stage, I only win all 3 stages.. maybe 10% of the time I pug, which isn't bad IMO.
"BAWT TROOF!!! 10% IS LOW LOW NUMBAR!!"
Yes, it is a low number, but seriously, stage 3 lockouts for 3 days? (or something like that)  10% Is about the time I need for 3 days to go by.. maybe. But what am I waiting for? Each time it seems that I roll for warpforged and some rank 35 named Rastifusionator gets it (I swear, all early t4 people have weird names).  And then I do /cry and maybe to vent my anger I /t4 DO YOU LIKE KITTENS?!?! I LIKE KITTENS!!!

And here is an actual picture of me at the computer.

But really... what was I onto... Oh.. yeah, my ranting got away from me.  What I was going to say, is about 1/2 the people in my alliance will refuse to go into the city if they have lockouts, and me too, I admit it, I won't be like "OMGOMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMG NOOOO I WILLL NOT GO INTO THE CITY BECAUSE I HAZ LOCKOUTS"

During IC seiges, I gank outside if I have lockouts

During Altdorf Seiges, I gank inside the city... being of no use to my team... yay dps doks?

But I rarely.. RARELY try hard when I have a stage 3 lockout, I know you're like "Dood... that's cold man" and I know.  I don't care.  Ok maybe I do.

In other news, I'm thinking of activating my order account again and making a Witch Hunter. YAY ME!!! I already have a rank 36 WH on badlands... but I never play it for some reason. So I'll make a new one on gorfang! (This is still a maybe, I don't think I want to put up with the 'HE PLAY ORDAR AGAIN?!?! HE CWOSSWELMAR!'

I've said it once, I'll say it again.

I consider myself a member of Order and destro, not just of destro.

And don't worry, even I were ever to feed info, I'm sure WIKILEAKS would rat me out :-D

And because today's post was so bland and boring for you guys, heres a picture <3

OH, and I found out who thekillaoftru was... <3

Rank up your WL please, I want to see YOU in t4 good friend <333333333333333333

WE'Z BE DOKS, WE SAD DAT WE NOT TERRIBADLY OVARPOWERED ANYMOAR

Seriously, get over it.

I keep seeing people that are like "WHY CAN'T I SURVIVE 55 GUARDS ANYMOAR?!?!"
And I just want to smack them, I swear, I am the only DoK who likes the nerf.  If you are a DoK who likes the nerf, tell me, please, tell me so I can not feel so alone anymore.
I picture the complaints kind of like...

But then...

And then everyone starts crying and is like "BUT... THEY GOT NARFED"

But I like the nerf, it's overdue and long needed.  Plus I enjoy having less doks.

In other news, I'm still wondering why I spent $15 on boring grinding and frustration

And in OTHER BIG NEWS I have found a wannabe that I somewhat admire.

So I was walking in praag this evening.. and I turn a corner, I see a white lion, a rank 11 white lion, I think
"LAWL, RANK 11 LION LOOK YUMMY FOOD (Unless he emotes me)"

But then I saw his name... and just stopped charging.. in shock..

This picture deserves a "LARGE" size... But holy crap.. WHO BE PLAYIN A JOKE ON ME?!?!

I one shotted him of course

Why.. thank you for the name?

I'm truly flattered.. especially on the coincidence you found me randomly in Praag...

Should Arisechicken start blogging again?

Yes: 25%

Hell Yes: 75%

HUZZAH!!!

Thehealeroftru only heals scrubs

That's because I'm dps spec, and I only heal myself.

YES! What started out as a joke has turned into my brand new shiny spec!  How did I go to dps spec so suddenly...

Thehealeroftru: Haha, guys, wouldn't it be funny if I went dps spec!??!
Guild: Yeah that'd be funny
Thehealeroftru: I'm goooonnnaa dooo ittttt (Starts converting heal sov over to dps sov)
Thehealeroftru: GAAAHHH just kidding!
Thehealeroftru: ... Wait a minute... I CAN'T CHANGE IT BACK TO HEAL!???!

And that is the tale of Thehealeroftru mutating into TheDPSoftru.

But, to celebrate me going dps spec, Mythic even made a game called 'dance dance prostitution' gave us fireworks to light in celebration of thehealeroftru finally going DPS spec.
Although, I must say, dps spec is a lot funner than I thought it would, especially it being forced dps spec.

I can one shot people! (as long as their below rank 20)

One ability I have found overpowered  Fun to use is the Last Stand ability, nothing feels better than running into the order warcamp and killing afkers for 10 seconds, and being immune to guards and other players. (I still can't seem to kill eka though... I blame nerfed buttons)

Although, I have found myself with many many many weaknesses, for instance, If you emote me,. I emote back and let you pass.

But, the biggest weakness I have, comes from when you turn into a skaven, you might think.

"Uh... tru, it's just skaven"
Oh no, it's much more than that.

THIS is what I see when you turn into a skaven.

Look! It fooled party dinosaur too!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hmm oh well.

"BUT TROO, WHAT ABOUT THE DOK NARFS?!??!"

Oh yeah, they're long overdue, very good changes IMO

Poll Results:

Should DoKs be nerfed?

Yes: 36%

No:8%

Just you: 28%

No I have one: 12%

CEE LO GREEN IS AWESOME: 16%

A Humorous Guide to The GUTTAR RUNNAR!!!

Ohhhh!!!!!!
After the announcement by Mythic that my class is turning into a Rune Priest, I'll be playing my Skavenz more than ever!  Yay for losing your ability to play the class you leveled!!!
Well I suppose we should go over your Gutter Runner!

This is your Gutter Runner, he is what you'd expect if Dick Cheney and Larry King had a baby, assuming they could reproduce.

What? You're saying they're both guys? Oh, you are wrong, for Dick Cheney is neither.

Lets go over the different abilities your Gutter Runner has.

#1: Weeping Blade

Hey! This is the move you will be using the most as a Gutter Runnar!  This ability does about 450-500 damage average!  Yaaaay!

This is Weeping Blade when used with a secret nerfed buttons hack I found.

Ok ok.

Press X, circle circle, X, Up, down, L2, R2, L1, L3, Triangle

And that gives you Weeping Party Blade

EYYY It's our good friend Party Dinosaur btw, wwpd (We Wub Party Dinosaur)

#2: Spin Slash

The only move in the game (Besides Ravage) that looks like an angry 12 year old hitting someone

Can't really see the kidrage in just a screenshot... I wish I had fraps on my laptop.. it's on my normal computer and I can't transfer it down.. not that I've tried...  Oh god, right, the picture.  Well Tom, it seems we have a Gutter Runner stabbing an archmage, and a yellowish fellow happily watching the murder.  If anyone has any info on who this fellow is please contact 555-Meow-Yay, back to you Tom.

#3: Leap

My favorite ability in the game other than "/cheer".. oh wait, cheer is my macro.  Then yeah this is my favorite ability in the game

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a fantastic ability, it makes you jump over keep walls, over enemies, over the moon, over chuck norris (Almost).

Pro-tip: When you kill someone as a gutter runner and you have this move ready for you to use, you do "/S GUTTER GUTTER GUTTER RUNNAR.. AWAAAY!!!" then you use Leap, preferably over a keep wall, or just out of sight so you seem like a freaking amazing supar hero.

#4: Snare Net

What a good move!  When people are running away from your pulsing awesomeness, you throw this where they run and if it lands on them, then they are dealt 250 damage when they move, and I have killed 1/2 wbs with this ability I'm not even kidding

I would have shown you the aftermath of this screenshot, but.... order isn't so friendly when you snare net their healers.. and... Blood + Gore not allowed on this blog.... Ok maybe a bit... in the next screenshot.

But.. yeah.. pew pew snare net pew pew

#5: Gutter Run

AKA STEALTH! Now I have a screenshot.. somewhere..

"TROO, DIS IS DUMB"

Let me go! I'm making this up as I go.

But LOOK, BLAWD! LAWTS AND LAWTS OF BLAWD! MWAHAHHAHAA

and meow.

#6: Sabotage

Yeah who cares about Sabotage

#7: Running with the pack

Since stealth increases speed, this is absolutely pointless

Yeah, like this pointless.

And lastly, don't let your skaven get wasted or...

Graphics bugs For the WIN.

Poll Results 1.4 has been...

Fun: 22%

Ok: 27%

Boring: 13%

No Change: 4%

MY CAT ROLLS UP IN A BIG BALL OF FAT WHEN SHE SLEEPS, just saying: 31%

This is a post to feel space. No really. It is... Don't look... You know you don't want to..

In order to soothe your anger of my fail at posting, I'll post this picture of epic rat ogre charge.

I mean.. comon how awesome is this!! :D!!! A rat ogre running through a whole order zerg??!?! So what if I die immediatly after, it still makes me extremely happy.

Now frankly.. I have NOTHING to post about... THAT is how pathetic I am... I'm planning something big though... so... just wait...

MY INTARWEBZ BE A'WORKIN AGGEEEEEN

Poll results:

Thehealeroftru's absence has been...

Devastating: 45%

Fantastic: 5%

Sad: 0%

not good: 0%

hope he didnt get bitten by a snake on a plane...: 50%

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

And... my prediction FIALED

Hey! I set the bar too high, my internet still isn't worthy enough to play Warhammer.

Lets set this next bar for... a week from today.. maybe with luck, that will actually not be true and it'll take two days so I'll be happy disappointed

MY APOLOGIES GOOD SIR

I have a serious bad internet connection problem, trying to get it fixed as fast as I can :-(

I'll still rotate the polls though. I should be good by sunday if not saturday.

How many city seiges a day would you like to see?


0: 8%
1: 29%
2: 33%
3+: 4%
MOAR CITY SEIGES, MOAR MOAR MOAR: 25%
 

THAR BE NUFFIN TODAY

No really, I haven't had any time to play Warhammer.. mainly because I'm in the middle of nowhere for thanksgiving weekend.. still here...
Sorry.

MAHFFINS
But. I suppose I can give you poll results.

Your Favorite Skaven is...
Gutter Runner: 14%
Packmaster: 0%
Warlock Engineer: 9%
Rat Ogre: 0%
John Goodman: 76%

Holy crap, no one likes skaven but everyone likes the blob. 
NEW WARHAMMEREXPANSIONPACK  THE JOHN GOODMAN CHRONICLES.

PLAY AS JOHN GOODMAN!

That'd sell.

Happy Thanksgiving WAR

For those of you who celebrate it.

The following list is things I'm thankful for.

• Cats
• Turtles
• WAR
• Living thousands of miles from Rosie O'donnell and John Goodman
• Being cussed out by Eframmite everyday
• Iheartgorfang.blogspot.com
• A guild that doesn't hate me.. wait a minute...
• Having the knowledge that the Jonas Brothers are just robots created by Disney to create the perfect boy band.
• Knowing Miley Cyrus lost her virginity at age 2.
• The ability to mind control worms to have them do my bidding.
• Food
• Arnold Schwazeneggar in "Jingle All The Way"
• Knowing that spongebob is based on a true story that happened thousands of years ago under the sea on a galaxy far far away.
• Having two personal fairies to grant my every wish.
• The Zelda Series
• Dragon Age: Origins
• The pointless "E" bubble on exams.  I mean wtf, they questions only go up to "D" most of the time.. it's ok E bubble, I still lub you.
• The homeless guy who lives in my neighborhood who's freaking rich but refuses to buy a house (No joke, he just recently bought a corvette...It's the craziest thing, he says he likes not paying rent.)
• All 4 of my mental disorders.
• The forums
• The Roman Forum
• Julius Caesar
• All of the above.

In the Life of.. A choppa :D

Well, heres the blog post for today.
Q: WILL THAR BE FUNNY PICCHARS TROO!??!"
A: No.

Q: WHAT ABOUT.. CATS?!?!?
A. Maybe.

Q: ..TURTALS??!?!?
A. Meh, no.

Q: THEN WUTS IT ABOUT!??!?!
A: What a choppa thinks through his life as a choppa.

And because talking like a choppa is so effing annoying.  I'll just *ahem* "Translate" with a few obvious words like Stunties.  Also, I want you to give this Choppa a british accent and have him say "Beer Can" with that accent.

What does it sound like...? Yeah it's awesome, huh.

But anyways...

Day 1: Oh hey, I just magically transformed from some fungus thing into a choppy thing.  I met some random guy who calls himself "Da Boss" kind of self centered if you ask me.  He called us all together for a meeting tomorrow, wonder what for.

Day 2: DEAR GOD, We're soldiers!  We're soldiers! I didn't know that we came out of small fungus type organisms just to fight! If I had any clue I would have never signed up for this! (Wait.. did I sign up?)  Anyways, Da Boss has called us to go to battle against some things called "Stunties." Whatever a stuntie is, It sounds like something I'd do on a motorcycle.

Day 3: Had my first encounter with stunties today, they sure do fly easily. They look kind of like Russell Brand, just a lot shorter and with braided hair.  In my stunty battle today, I killed two stunties, I was so excited, I felt the blood raging through me and I grew to almost the size of Da Boss.  This military thing might actually be fun!

Day 4: Had another fight today, but we lost this one, I barely made it out alive with some other orcs and Da Boss, I was crying because of our losses but Da Boss said it was "No big deal."

Day 5: More deaths on the battlefield today, My orc pal Grommy has told me that we're on a suicide mission.  Suicide mission? Bah! We're soldiers we're not expendable.

Day 6: Today for the first time I saw a small lanky fellow walk into our camp today, his skin hurt my eyes it was so bright.  He said that "Tzeench" demanded more forces.  Grommy says the lanky fellow's name is "Humie" and that Tzeench is just another name for Gork.. or Mork?

Day 7: Another battle today, many killed.  Some of my fellow orcs are starting to murmur against Da Boss, some even speak of revolt. 

Day 8: Revolt taken against Da Boss, blamed on the stupid snotlings.  Snotlings killed and eaten for today's dessert.

Day 9: More Humies are coming into our camps, I'm not sure what to believe, what the gork (...mork) is going on?

Day 10: I don't know what to do! The Humie that came into our camp a few days ago arrived and turned into something horrible! I do not know what it is, perhaps I should send a gobbo out to check.

Day 10.5: Gobbo hasn't returned, I'll go out and check.

Day 10.75: Found Gobbo, inside my stomach.  Oops.

Day 11:  Da Boss has suspected me of murmuring, what am I do to, for I am innocent!  We're all out of Snotlings!

Day 12: Da Boss was mysteriously killed this afternoon.  The other orcs have celebrated me as a hero, although I did not do it.

Day 13: Grommy told me he was suspicious of me and wasn't sure about my motives, I told him that Gork would tell him the right thing.

Day 13.5: I mean Mork.

Day 14: I was walking outside our camp, I saw a weird thing eating some cows in the grass.  Not sure what it is, it scared me very much... Should I kill it?

Day 14.5: Alerted Grommy and the other orc of this strange creature in the brush.

Day 15: My camp was attacked by the creature I saw in the bush, after seeing a closer look as it rampaged, I saw it was the thing the humie turned into.  Me, Grommy, and another Orc named Kish have gone to find help.

Day 16: Killed a Slayer today, was quite a sight, the fight with passion I wish I could be just like them maybe.  Not a stunty of course, but as vicious as them.  Saw a humie party of people running toward our camp and warned them of the danger, and they simply replied, 'Yes! We must harness the power of the chaos spawn!' and ran off.

Day 17: Grommy was killed today! A snotling pushed him off a cliff by accident. I do not know what to do, I'z so confused! Maybe I should go and join the skinny Humies, they seem to know what to do!

Day 17.5: Snotling not eaten by the way, me and Kish decided to throw him at the stunty cannons when the stunties is sleeping!

Day 17.75: Oh no! Run! When we threw the snotling he made a loud noise and they killed him and now they're coming for us!  And some of the Skinny Humies were after us too!

Day 18: Kish told me that the skinnier Humies are called Elf.  We stumbled upon another Orc camp and were accepted by the group, the new Boss has the same name as my old.. Strangely enough.

Day 19: We are being told by Da New Boss to move out of camp, not sure where we're going. He says somewhere near the humies.

Day 20: We're being sent to a giant battle.  Da New Boss says I may not make it.  I wish I do make it, but Da New Boss says in Orc heaven theres all the stunties you can kill!

Day 25: Have had no time to say, we won the giant battle though, Kish however was struck by an arrow and we had to leave him behind.  He didn't care about being left behind, he just started screaming out stuff like "OI! THERES A BOW-MAN UP THERE!" but we just left him there because.. theres an arrow in his orcy spine, of course theres a guy with a bow up there.

Day 32: Just lots of battles being fought lately, no time to write.

Day 33: Da New Boss says I need to go scout the castle.  He says it's full of all the Stunties I can kill and all the Humies I can slash.  Oi! It's orc heaven!

Day 33.5: I got to the castle, came back because of too many stunties and elfies. The light sparkly elfies.

Day 34: Da New Boss say get out of 'ere and go to the castle and run headfirst into it... Ok I guess..

Day 35: Here I go.. WAAAGH (Our beloved choppa then runs toward the keep at high speed flinging his choppas high and mighty being struck by many arrows and firebolts, he hits the keep with a large *THUD* and dies there, thinking "Oi! Me Life Sucks!")

Ironbreaker's book of grudges:
Day 35: Aye, in the name of grungi, keep rattled and I spilt my beer all over, Aye Me Life Sucks.




The end.

Thecriticismoftru

Ok Eka, Ok.  You made me do this..

SUPER PANCAKESSSS

The super pancakes? No, no I wanted to do that.  Eka made me write a criticism post, even though it's not in my blood to be a critic. I asked a few other bloggers/former bloggers what they thought

Arisechicken: Thinks it's ok just too many city seiges.

Wasdstomp: Thinks it's great. "Love it"

And Ekaslime is just, well, Ekaslime...

AND for those of you wondering, Eka AND Klurkk (Wasdstomp) are both WONDERFULLY good renown, matter of fact I hit 81 on Klurkk.

But anyhow, back to my rant.  My problems with 1.4.

Though there is very many GOOD stuff about it, I'll decide to rant as I have no other post today. (SORRY GUYZ)

There are too many City seiges: I R CRITICALOFTRU, I am sorry, but it's true.  On saturday (I was on 19 hours that day... oh boy I need a life) there were a nice total of 7 city seiges (if I remember right.. at least 5 for sure).  Not that that's bad or anything.. just it stops my gutter runner ganky ganky stabby stabby.  And it can get really lame if you have no warband.

Not to mention the bug that's going on that says your instance is full please queue (To fix this, join queue and leave queue as you're running into city).  That has caused some firey arguements in region chat. And ragequits.  And I know they sorta kinda tried to stop low rank players from rolling on sovereign and stuff, but there are still lowbies who do it.  Just to be asses most of the time.  Don't get me wrong, opt out on gold bag is amazingly awesome, but I think they need to HALT all sub 40s rolling on sov. Even sub rr 50 or 60.  Not to mention people who don't have the rvr pack can roll on doomflayer and warpforged. 

And bacon.  And cats.  Don't forget Bacony Cats.

But seriously, what is the deal with the griffons/manticores you can fly on.  Theres too few of them, theres a freaking LINE for them.

"WAAAGH LETS GO KILL SOME STUNTIES!!"
"Wait!! Wait! Remember to get in line :-D"

This is a serious to god picture for waiting for flying mounts that bomb for 300 damage each hit. No, not kidding, the line even got BIGGER, and by then I was laughing so hard licorice came out of my ears. (Wait..what?)

Skaven wait times are ridiculously long.  Theres this poor black orc who any time of the day he'll be spamming in region.

"Wheres the skaven at.... Wheres the skaven at.... Wheres the skaven at... Wheres the skaven at......" you almost feel bad for him because he only enjoys gutter runner.  It's quite sad actually.  What if Tom Cruise lost his wife?  What if Scooby lost Shaggy? What if Sarah Palin lost her way of talking? Or worse... What if Amy Winehouse lost her drugs OMGWTF. 

Enough on the black orc who smokes skaven (I suppose it's better than any other drug)

Anyhow, I want my skaven, I don't want to wait 30 minutes.  And after that 30 minutes I don't want to be sitting at the spawn for 20 minutes right clicking on the portal hoping to be the first one to get skaven (average # of people waiting at a destro portal on gorfang is around 4 or 5)

80-100 was fun 80-81.  I hit 81, and now I'm just like.... god... 19 more ranks to go... and magically lost all determination.  (By the way, I hear Xylophone, AM on my server is nearing rr 85...and that was on saturday afternoon.. imagine now..)  Sure... 80-100 was designed to give me more ranks to grind.. but ... Yeah I can't complain

WORKING AS INTENDED :DDDDDDD)

Dyes: Yeah they cost too much. But they work as a nice reflector if you're crossing the street in the dark. Cars can see you easily.

Skaven Dungeon: If you don't have an rr 82 premade, you're screwed.

I've never won it once yet.

Lets ask people on gorfang who aren't bloggers what they think of 1.4

Pinkay: "DYES COST TOO DAMN MUCH"

Grotsquisha (Who dinged 80 on my wp, HA!):  "Packmasters and rat Ogres need an upgrade"

Ilthay: Says he has none, his only comment was "Do you know Karate"

Who cares.  If I try to write anymore things about anything I'll end up spamming pretty cake.

Oh yeah, one more problem.

The Rent is too Damn High.

WOW! That was SQUEAK!tastic!

When everyone's favorite dev said this about the skaven damage, I was quite disappointed, I thought that my str didn't matter to the skaven damage so all skaven did the damage I did.

Boy was I wrong.

Andy was probably like 'Wow, this healeroftru guy is retarded if he thinks gutter runners do bad damage'

And I don't blame him. 

I found out that STR did indeed matter to your Gutter Runner when two friends of mine, a marauder and a WE decided to go gank with me with gutter runners, I saw that they killed people faster than I could ever dream in my current spec.  I was doing about hits for 200-300, they were hitting for 600-700 hundred sometimes. Maybe more.

Anyhow, the past few days have been a blast (Apart from QQers spamming t4 that they're gonna quit, STFU ZAMMAEL, no one cares :D )

 But I have had the most frikkin fun I've ever had in WAR the past few days, running around as skaven playing the pretty cake song while killing people.

No joke, I play the pretty cake song in vent while I kill Bright Wizards.

I spent all day playing skavenz,

This is us speaking in our roleplaying skaven language because we're so awesome like that.

Now before I say "BUH BYE FOLKS!" I need to show you this crazy picture, I got away from a fight with 1 hp left (Yes, I survived)

And I finally discovered my tip wasn't just a myth today.

YAAAAY.

And because I was having so much fun playing and not posting, I'll need to do TWO poll results today. TWO! TWO! TWO!

Poll Results One:

Will You Buy the RvR Packs?:

Yes, Both of them.: 62%

Yes, just one of them: 7%

No: 3%

Maybe: 5%

WHO CARES??!?!!MY KITTY IS AWESOME: 20%

I answered the kitty one but I did the both of them O.O

Poll Results Two:

You will hit rr 100...

One Month: 0% (Thank god)

Within 3 months: 7%

Within a year: 20%

year +: 10%

NEVAR: 17%

He's climbin' in yo windows he's snatchin yo people up: 35%

I will in 6 months - a year I bet.

AND... I AM OUTTA HEERRREEE

"...My favorite random blogger"

As the only random blogger in the game, I do say HUZZAH as he didn't refer to me as least favorite... even though he could have.

That is all.

I had two questions answered.  I forgot what they were about ALREADY (I just like having my name said, makes me feel special).  One was about lairs though. 

Patch tomorrow omg, I'll make a nice post tomorrow.

Some rr 80 dok's predictions on 1.4

Orvr Changes: Oh my god! Thursday Morning everyone is logging on to get a piece of their new orvr, BUT servers are down for patching.... an hour goes by... more patching.  Patching goes an hour over schedule. 
After it's done patching the first 50 people to log in are going to say in region "I'Z FIRST TO LAWG IN! THAT MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOO!" Everyone will start playing their epicness orvr and it will be so fun.
Until about a day or two later.  Friday or Saturday people are going to wear themselves down over orvr and then they will cry because they'z bored now!  Oh no what to do! Why can't Mythic serve to each and every person's needs and complaints. WHY!?!!??!
People will start posting on forums about how boring it is, and then they will rage log and threaten to leave.

The following is a picture of the QQers:

I'm sorry you had to see this.

The new renown training abilities: People will come in and be like "HAHAHHAA this is going to make me soooooo herd ta kill!" And everyone's giggling as they respec to be invincible with their new found flee improvements or whatever the hell they're going to spec into.

Then they CHARRRGEEE into battle! It's glorious at first because they think they are so cool, they're tearing through the enemy.  But theres one guy left.. an rr 80 IB lets say.. he's specced into full defense and they're beating on the dumb IB with two full freaking warbands.  He's been sittin' there spamming /lol this whole time.  And right when he's about to die, a rr 80 RP comes and heals him back to full and runs away so the two WBs can repeat the process of killing this IB.

And then every rage quits.

An example of this confusing player is...

"Ahh I see wut u did thar troo.. Titanic FTL"

"Warcamps are now guarded by a more aggressive mechanic. Players that enter an enemy Realm Warcamp will find they have a limited time to retreat before they are killed.": NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No more jumping into the warcamps to say HALLO to order :-( (That's my reaction)

Even looking at it makes me say irl "Awww :-)"

Skaven: Everyone will be like "AHH COOOOOOOOOOOOL" and then they will play skaven for a day or two.  Then after a day or two they will DEMAND lizardmen and other things. They will also eat everything like our good friend the John Goodman Skaven from Thanquol's Incursion.

RR 100: You know what, the only thing I have to say about this, is there are going to be people who get this in less than a month guaranteed, and I will be jealously furious at their speed.

Poll Results: 

IS CONAN YOUR IDOL!??!

Yes: 18%

No: 24%

Uhh, Duh: 21%

No Antoine Dodson is: 36%

He's climbin' in yo windows! He's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em so you need to

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

and hide you husbands cause they rapin' errybody out here

you don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon fiiiind you we gon find you so you can run and tell that run and tell that run and tell that home boy

home

home

homeboy

I take pictures of my cat because I FEEL LIKE IT!!! Oh yeah and rvrpack+1.4 thursday :-)

Note: New blog feature added, popular posts for last 30 days, shows 5 most popular.  So, if theres newcomers to blog they won't be like "OH MY GOD, THIS BLOG SUCKS" because 1/10 of my posts sucks, you can just jump to the best ones (May I recommend what the devs want to say to the fanbase :D)

Wow! Wow! Now I'm going to have to grind renown again??!?!  (By the way, for the record, I can't wait to see who hits rr 100 first so I can laugh at them for playing 3 days straight... but at the same time I'll be jealous)

When I found out that the rvr pack was coming on 11/18 I rushed downstairs and started screaming at the person who was currently playing WAR about it.
Their reaction wasn't so excited as myself.

YES! YES! OH MY GOD! Ok ok! I'll stop I'm done with the cat pics...

But I started screaming and the person playing ran away under the couch to ponder/sleep about what the rvrpack will be like.

So I could then scream in /t4 "GOYZ! GOYZ! THAR BE AN RVRPACK 11/18!" and people giving me tells that I'm trolling and stuff and when I bet 500g they were like "OMG yooz real!??!" (Ilthay -_-)

But to be honest, I could give a damn about rvrpack, I don't want to grind more levels, I'm having a perfectly good time relaxing at 80, I don't want to stress for two more years to hit 100.  The thing I am loving though is the 1.4 changes to tiers and SCs, I am so excited for SCs.

I'll be honest, I was addicted to solo healing for renown during my time grinding to 80, now with the ranks I highly doubt I will do that.

I am also very fond of the white warpforged helm.

I don't have a picture for it, but OH MY GOD it looks like something I'd dress a 5 year old in for halloween. It's pretty uh... weird. It's like a kitty face for a helm :D

Poll Results:

You play a...

Healer: 24%

MDPS: 17%

RDPS: 17%

Tank: 12%

Rapist who climbs in windows and snatches people up: 29%

Mythic could release another xpack where Rapists who climb in windows and snatch people up is a race and the population boom for that class would be enormous. :D

Wow... I had FAHN today :D

I actually played the game instead of trolling around for the first time in god knows how long, and I loved it.

This is an ACTUAL Picture of me when I play warhammer.

Look at my happiness of the group heal button!!! :D

By the way, my "4" key (group heal key) squeaks when I touch it now cause it's used so much o.o

Right now our record is at 5-2 for tonight and just getting started. We beat a full rr 80 sov premade using our skillz (we have a conq, two invaders two warlords and me being the sov) so we're doing pretty good for now. 

I have more heals than Tiger Woods has mistresses, we'z doing pro. But now that I said that, it will probably start to suck now.

Here is a screenshot of my last SC.




WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Oooh new gear!! THE PTS LEGEND THAT IS THARHEALAROFTROOF

I spent my wonderful day on the PTS, and boi do I look hawt.

That is the new DoK gear.  Shoulders look awesome IMO.  I have tons of screenshots from the PTS so I'll go over all of them >:-)

By the way, I created a guild called

And.. without even trying, ninjaed everyone from Andy's guild.  I thought my guild was pathetic and no one would join, but people did and in the end I had 3x the members of Hugs Inc, Andy's guild :-( 

I offered to combine guilds (my guild wasn't leaving when I told them too, which I partly was happy about

CONAN! CONAN!) but he said it was fine, but I was left with the strange impression that he strongly disliked me...

But AMAGAD, look, heres some of the gearsets for classes.

The Gas Mask

The Roman soldier thingy with large eyebrows.

The Medieval Knight with Dwarfism.

The Antoine Dodson with a mustache.

The Larry King with a beard.

The tango... with a mustache...

But... As for the actual gameplay.. It was alright, seems a bit OP atm (900 toughness BWs crit you for 4.5k) but I'm sure Mythic will fix it all up so it's nice and pretty. ^_^

Bye bye, off to watch conan

Conan is my idol.

YES! IT'S TRUE! I waited about NINE MONTHS for last night. I was going to make a post about this last night but I was to busy giggling at the TV starting at 5:30 all the way until conan was on. Waiting... just waiting while giggling...
The following picture is an actual picture of me before conan started.

OH GOD. That's right, Warhammer blog, WARHAMMER WARHAMMER.
BLAH!
So I came home today and was really happy that there was a test on the PTS tonight... but then I go to the herald to see what time it was at.  And turns out it's postponed for tomorrow.  This makes me a sad Wall-E. But Atleast they didn't throw out a test altogether.
IMO Mythic is doing one thing right...
Putting me on the Blogger roll call..
No just kidding (However this was extremely correct of them), But what's really right that they're doing, is letting us help test it for them. I can't recall another MMO I have played where the devs let you test the content (Then again this is my first MMO)

On a side note that I have not yet mentioned yet: Conan is awesome. Very awesome.

FREAKING EDIT: OH MY JESUS! HOW DID I MISS THIS!
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/230/index/5209814/1
YES! YES! YES! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

RvR Tier Bracket Adjustment: WOW! Love it, makes t1 non twinkable now (well twinks will get owned) and all the other tiers will be........ interesting... gonna make soloing at low ranks IMPOSSIBLE anymore.  T4 rank 32+ has been fixed though.

Scenerio Matchmaking: Oh god, I don't want to be paired with all the PROmades ;-): Well guess I'd better stop pugging. But even so, this makes me extremely happy and this is awesome.  If it shows your rating this will also put a halt to people thinking a person is good, yet another person thinks that same player is bad, because rating will say otherwise.

Ease of aquiring gear: They're making gear WAAAAY easier to get, which frankly... will be epicly awesome ^_^

Gold Bag Opt outs: YES Only being able to opt out of gold bag has finally come this makes me want to put a kitty in the dryer and watch it go round and round and round and round and round and round and...
/happy opera
Poll Results:
Your Renown rank is...
1-40: 10%
41-60: 3%
61-79: 42%
80: 21%
OVER 9000!!!!: 21%

Yaaaay a lot of people are nearing 80 which means they're just getting ready for MOOOOARRRR GRINDING

WHOA WHOA, Tharhealaroftroof! You'z Polls is EVAPSORATING!

I was going to post next when devs gave more detail bout the scenerio changes (He said something on twitter about it, I don't wanna go back four days to dig it up) I figured it was coming within a day or two. So I was just waiting for something to go up on the Developer page... nothing happened... so here I am with nothing to post about and lots of things to cry about (Like usual)

"TROOF! WHAT'S THE SCENERIOS GON' BE BOUT?!?!"

Jeebus I dunno, they haven't said, if I had to guess it would be about cross server SCs.  But what to post about... Hmmm.. What pictures can I put captions on today.. comon pop culture give me more stupid pictures...Don't make me dig up old stuff..

./ramble.

But anyways, since my last post my warrior priest has made ZERO progress.  Nov 4th I didn't do anything cause it seemed boring, Nov 5th I didn't do anything cause I was to busy messing around with my new iPod Touch.  Nov 6th was the same deal.  And... today is Nov 7th I think and I don't know what I'm going to do.
BUT AMAGAD My poll has been closed for like 3 days now, how retarded of me.

So.. I need to think of a new Poll.. AND I need to poll result the last one.

Poll Results:

The Future of War Looks...

Good: 40%
Ok: 20%
Bleak: 12%
Can't tell: 8%
Jerry Springer is the funniest show EVAR: 20%

YES GOOD WINS, I was hoping for this great feat.

Time for a serious post... BWAHAHHAA no just kidding.

The Patch Notes were released, how amazing is this? Not so exciting.

No DoK changes, you hear me, NO DOK CHANGES. Not even a nerf. And I didn't even check Warrior Priest.
There was really nothing there that I already didn't know, or is it There was really nothing there that I already knew? Gah I hate the english language, I don't care, you get what I'm saying. There was nothing new for me there.
Except that WEs Heart Render Toxin doing a lot of damage was supposedly a "Bug" and not a nerf as we all thought.
How sad.

In other news, I have found I love White Lions.  LUB DEM. LUB DEM SOOOO MUCH! I made one and I've gotten him to rank 6 today. Planning on playing more until rvrpack.
Once the RvR pack comes out, I'm canceling my order account until I hit rr 100.  I wouldn't even be playing that account when I need more renown to grind, so It'd just be a waste of money.

Ok Ok, so what if there weren't many jokes in this post, I R SORRY!!!!!! :-( :-(

By the way. My Birthday is on Friday.

Not that it matters.