THEHEALAROFTROOF'S T5 EXPANSION IDEAS

Imagine fighting in a land filled with cliffs, an icy wasteland, and many caves, with a giant sea in the middle. Imagine a land that could hold many, many large battles and it’s location is so secret, that only those of the few select t5 know where it is. Imagine a world where a simple misstep could mean falling to your doom.


This zone does exist.

“WELL.. WHAT IS IT TROOF? HIGH PASS? NORDLAND?”

No… ladies and gents I am talking about the elusive KRAKEN SEA :D

: -( <------- Your face.

Don’t fret everyone! The Kraken Sea could be the site of Thehealeroftru’s site for T5.

What’s not to like? There’s Rappelling!!

There’s wonderful wildlife!

There’s many, many possible BO locations.

-initiate Ekaslime pro idea mode-

BO #1: ... Ok.. I have.. no.. BO #1.. I didn't quite know where.. to place a BO...

Well.. how about.. this place by the giant lake in the middle?

YOU CAN PUNTZ PEOPLE INTO THE LAKE OR INTO... This.. what is that thing on the side? Well I decided to jump in and find out, and it turns out it ports you over to your rally point.  Crazy right!?!

 But that's not all.. you can actually walk under the water at a point along the map.

Look! The pretty wildlife found his way along that path!

BUT WAIT..

Theislandoftru will make an appearance as well on this wonderful T5 adventure!

Yes yes, theislandoftru, we haven't been here for a very very long time, and boy do I miss my lovely island, it seems Michael Vick and his slaves pets have taken up residence here, as well as the party dinosaur.

BUT WAIT!!!!!!

Theres skaven on this island as well, and that must mean...

1.4.1 WILL TAKE PLACE ON MY T5 ISLANDOFTRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I managed to get a screenshot of this elusive skaven who then ran away into the darkness and mystery of Theislandoftru.

Otherwise known as... THE ISLAND

And this concludes my T5 adventure.

BEAT THAT EKA... oh wait.... you..already.. did?

This is my only preplanned post...EVAR.

Poll Results:

Is being a gutter runner from rank 30-40 a smart Idea?

Yes: 37%

No: 6%

No..I have a better way: 8%

.WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!?!: 37%

Poll Result Note: I incorrectly referred to race as.. archtype.. I have no idea why, I just noticed it this morning while checking up on my blog.  My mistake.

Thehealeroftru only heals scrubs

That's because I'm dps spec, and I only heal myself.

YES! What started out as a joke has turned into my brand new shiny spec!  How did I go to dps spec so suddenly...

Thehealeroftru: Haha, guys, wouldn't it be funny if I went dps spec!??!
Guild: Yeah that'd be funny
Thehealeroftru: I'm goooonnnaa dooo ittttt (Starts converting heal sov over to dps sov)
Thehealeroftru: GAAAHHH just kidding!
Thehealeroftru: ... Wait a minute... I CAN'T CHANGE IT BACK TO HEAL!???!

And that is the tale of Thehealeroftru mutating into TheDPSoftru.

But, to celebrate me going dps spec, Mythic even made a game called 'dance dance prostitution' gave us fireworks to light in celebration of thehealeroftru finally going DPS spec.
Although, I must say, dps spec is a lot funner than I thought it would, especially it being forced dps spec.

I can one shot people! (as long as their below rank 20)

One ability I have found overpowered  Fun to use is the Last Stand ability, nothing feels better than running into the order warcamp and killing afkers for 10 seconds, and being immune to guards and other players. (I still can't seem to kill eka though... I blame nerfed buttons)

Although, I have found myself with many many many weaknesses, for instance, If you emote me,. I emote back and let you pass.

But, the biggest weakness I have, comes from when you turn into a skaven, you might think.

"Uh... tru, it's just skaven"
Oh no, it's much more than that.

THIS is what I see when you turn into a skaven.

Look! It fooled party dinosaur too!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hmm oh well.

"BUT TROO, WHAT ABOUT THE DOK NARFS?!??!"

Oh yeah, they're long overdue, very good changes IMO

Poll Results:

Should DoKs be nerfed?

Yes: 36%

No:8%

Just you: 28%

No I have one: 12%

CEE LO GREEN IS AWESOME: 16%

A Humorous guide to Thanquol's Incursion

A Humorous guide to the brand new dungeon THANQUOL'S INCURSION :D

Once you enter, as you probably know by now, is a nice little tunnel and a timer that starts the instance similar to a city instance.  Once you're let in, you're left to sit with the uncharming personality of Skeetk.

Mythic DESPERATELY needs to fix the coding on this guy, he thinks he's the local gas station check out guy.  This guy was very unpleasant, when you start attacking him he calls for the police, then tells you that you can't get out because he hit the silent alarm button.  When you have an engineer on him he throws $100s at you, even though in this game bills are good for nothing but wiping blood off your blade and/or epeen.  Sometimes he switches into engineer mode, and all of the sudden starts talking like a dwarf, I just don't get it, the coding on this guy is worse than the coding on Rosie O'Donnell (Or Christine O'Donnell).

The next fine fellow is the John Goodman of Skavendom.

NO! Party Dinosaur! RUN FROM ROSIE O'SKAVEN!!  This guy puts out emote things that say "-whatever his name is- is hungry" "-bleh- is looking for food" which is EXACTLY what happens with John Goodman.  You see... he puts on a Sulley costume and hides in children's closets, then at night time he comes in and gobbles them up, so when your kid says theres a monster in the closet you'd better check just to make sure there's not really a monster in the closet.  Because John Goodman does this stuff, on thanksgiving dinner he thanks no one but the stove, because the stove doesn't steal food from him.

And- waitz just a minute I need to be talking about Thanquol's Incursion this is no good.

The next boss is slightly confused on what he is.

Our next boss says he was supposed to be born a boy and got surgery to change this Zealot, because he looks the exact freaking same as a zealot...BUT..BUT!

Does he Look like a BITCH? He kind of has stuff around him like a nurgling, so I'm not as sure to what this guy is. Maybe he's the poop of John Goodman Skaven.

This is terrible! Terrible! He also has a cloud that protects him, so... he's an angel as well?
This makes him a... Skazelingel. (Skuh-Zel-Ihn-Jehl-Doh-Ray-Me-Fah-Soe-Lah-Tee) A skazelingel..Yeah that's what I'll call him in vent now, "EVERYONE, FOCUS THE SKAZELINGEL" and everyone will be like "say whaaaaa"

The next part is an EXTREMELY important rule.

My bad.  Next time someone says "what" I should refrain from playing my two favorite parts of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs (you can guess, can't you?)

By the way... if ANYONE can tell me how to connect a soundboard to ventrilo I'd be greatly appreciated, it gets tiring to go on youtube, then start the video then take my headset off and put it next to the speakers everytime I wanna quote something, and it's really staticy. Staticky? Stati....ky...

Anyways... have a whole bunch of masks on my warrior priest now, I was going to play it all day, but HOLY CRAP we have a test today, so I won't get much time today, I really have nothing to post about to be honest, I just know that the poll has been expired for about two days so I need to update it.  But if anyone knows how to connect soundboard to vent, It'd be much appreciated.

Will you download TicTacToe?
Yes, I like Tic Tac Toe: 6%
Yes, because you said so: 3%
Yes, because it gives you stuff to do: 6%
Nope, no interest: 30%

Turtles should be renamed TURTALS: 53%

PS: I already had put part of this as a post today right? Well, I decided I'd add the humorous guide to it, no point in making two posts in less than 3 hours.

WHOA! Lawts of cookies? Or none at all?

Ok, so the new tank crap gear was released today, along with a new stat that makes me feel happy, because I'll be invulnerable.  One of the questions I have, is am I going to look like a random hobo but be powerful like no other.  Or am I going to look like a demi-god but be about as good as sovereign.

My guess would be the first.  I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.

Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.

I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.

What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?

Look! It's our party dinosaur! He has a cake!

Well! Mr. 'Zanek seems to think it's a good idea, before I could ask him why he thought it was a good idea I got ported out of instance for afking while writing this post I forgot to!

Oh well, point being, mythic isn't giving us lawts of cookies.  They're giving us none at all, all at the same time they're milking our money. I bet the expansion is hella expensive. 

And now for poll results.

War RvR pack...

40% love it

5% think it's meh

35% hate it

20% Wha? RvR pack? I was to busy petting kittens

40+5+35+20=100%

GOOD JOB BLOGGER! YOUZ MATH IS FINALLY GOOD!

WARHAMMER BEACH PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

When I first made my WH, I decided to make a check list to do things as an order, I only have one thing left to do...

PARTAY!

As you can see, only me, Kinlay, and that elusive party dinosaur showed up, but.. the water is poisonous and you can't swim in it whatsoever.

Dinosaur made some lame jokes, I swear they're prehistoric they're so old, heard 'em all. 

WTB moar for beech partay