Thehealeroftru only heals scrubs

That's because I'm dps spec, and I only heal myself.

YES! What started out as a joke has turned into my brand new shiny spec!  How did I go to dps spec so suddenly...

Thehealeroftru: Haha, guys, wouldn't it be funny if I went dps spec!??!
Guild: Yeah that'd be funny
Thehealeroftru: I'm goooonnnaa dooo ittttt (Starts converting heal sov over to dps sov)
Thehealeroftru: GAAAHHH just kidding!
Thehealeroftru: ... Wait a minute... I CAN'T CHANGE IT BACK TO HEAL!???!

And that is the tale of Thehealeroftru mutating into TheDPSoftru.

But, to celebrate me going dps spec, Mythic even made a game called 'dance dance prostitution' gave us fireworks to light in celebration of thehealeroftru finally going DPS spec.
Although, I must say, dps spec is a lot funner than I thought it would, especially it being forced dps spec.

I can one shot people! (as long as their below rank 20)

One ability I have found overpowered  Fun to use is the Last Stand ability, nothing feels better than running into the order warcamp and killing afkers for 10 seconds, and being immune to guards and other players. (I still can't seem to kill eka though... I blame nerfed buttons)

Although, I have found myself with many many many weaknesses, for instance, If you emote me,. I emote back and let you pass.

But, the biggest weakness I have, comes from when you turn into a skaven, you might think.

"Uh... tru, it's just skaven"
Oh no, it's much more than that.

THIS is what I see when you turn into a skaven.

Look! It fooled party dinosaur too!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hmm oh well.

"BUT TROO, WHAT ABOUT THE DOK NARFS?!??!"

Oh yeah, they're long overdue, very good changes IMO

Poll Results:

Should DoKs be nerfed?

Yes: 36%

No:8%

Just you: 28%

No I have one: 12%

CEE LO GREEN IS AWESOME: 16%

Thecriticismoftru

Ok Eka, Ok.  You made me do this..

SUPER PANCAKESSSS

The super pancakes? No, no I wanted to do that.  Eka made me write a criticism post, even though it's not in my blood to be a critic. I asked a few other bloggers/former bloggers what they thought

Arisechicken: Thinks it's ok just too many city seiges.

Wasdstomp: Thinks it's great. "Love it"

And Ekaslime is just, well, Ekaslime...

AND for those of you wondering, Eka AND Klurkk (Wasdstomp) are both WONDERFULLY good renown, matter of fact I hit 81 on Klurkk.

But anyhow, back to my rant.  My problems with 1.4.

Though there is very many GOOD stuff about it, I'll decide to rant as I have no other post today. (SORRY GUYZ)

There are too many City seiges: I R CRITICALOFTRU, I am sorry, but it's true.  On saturday (I was on 19 hours that day... oh boy I need a life) there were a nice total of 7 city seiges (if I remember right.. at least 5 for sure).  Not that that's bad or anything.. just it stops my gutter runner ganky ganky stabby stabby.  And it can get really lame if you have no warband.

Not to mention the bug that's going on that says your instance is full please queue (To fix this, join queue and leave queue as you're running into city).  That has caused some firey arguements in region chat. And ragequits.  And I know they sorta kinda tried to stop low rank players from rolling on sovereign and stuff, but there are still lowbies who do it.  Just to be asses most of the time.  Don't get me wrong, opt out on gold bag is amazingly awesome, but I think they need to HALT all sub 40s rolling on sov. Even sub rr 50 or 60.  Not to mention people who don't have the rvr pack can roll on doomflayer and warpforged. 

And bacon.  And cats.  Don't forget Bacony Cats.

But seriously, what is the deal with the griffons/manticores you can fly on.  Theres too few of them, theres a freaking LINE for them.

"WAAAGH LETS GO KILL SOME STUNTIES!!"
"Wait!! Wait! Remember to get in line :-D"

This is a serious to god picture for waiting for flying mounts that bomb for 300 damage each hit. No, not kidding, the line even got BIGGER, and by then I was laughing so hard licorice came out of my ears. (Wait..what?)

Skaven wait times are ridiculously long.  Theres this poor black orc who any time of the day he'll be spamming in region.

"Wheres the skaven at.... Wheres the skaven at.... Wheres the skaven at... Wheres the skaven at......" you almost feel bad for him because he only enjoys gutter runner.  It's quite sad actually.  What if Tom Cruise lost his wife?  What if Scooby lost Shaggy? What if Sarah Palin lost her way of talking? Or worse... What if Amy Winehouse lost her drugs OMGWTF. 

Enough on the black orc who smokes skaven (I suppose it's better than any other drug)

Anyhow, I want my skaven, I don't want to wait 30 minutes.  And after that 30 minutes I don't want to be sitting at the spawn for 20 minutes right clicking on the portal hoping to be the first one to get skaven (average # of people waiting at a destro portal on gorfang is around 4 or 5)

80-100 was fun 80-81.  I hit 81, and now I'm just like.... god... 19 more ranks to go... and magically lost all determination.  (By the way, I hear Xylophone, AM on my server is nearing rr 85...and that was on saturday afternoon.. imagine now..)  Sure... 80-100 was designed to give me more ranks to grind.. but ... Yeah I can't complain

WORKING AS INTENDED :DDDDDDD)

Dyes: Yeah they cost too much. But they work as a nice reflector if you're crossing the street in the dark. Cars can see you easily.

Skaven Dungeon: If you don't have an rr 82 premade, you're screwed.

I've never won it once yet.

Lets ask people on gorfang who aren't bloggers what they think of 1.4

Pinkay: "DYES COST TOO DAMN MUCH"

Grotsquisha (Who dinged 80 on my wp, HA!):  "Packmasters and rat Ogres need an upgrade"

Ilthay: Says he has none, his only comment was "Do you know Karate"

Who cares.  If I try to write anymore things about anything I'll end up spamming pretty cake.

Oh yeah, one more problem.

The Rent is too Damn High.

Some rr 80 dok's predictions on 1.4

Orvr Changes: Oh my god! Thursday Morning everyone is logging on to get a piece of their new orvr, BUT servers are down for patching.... an hour goes by... more patching.  Patching goes an hour over schedule. 
After it's done patching the first 50 people to log in are going to say in region "I'Z FIRST TO LAWG IN! THAT MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOO!" Everyone will start playing their epicness orvr and it will be so fun.
Until about a day or two later.  Friday or Saturday people are going to wear themselves down over orvr and then they will cry because they'z bored now!  Oh no what to do! Why can't Mythic serve to each and every person's needs and complaints. WHY!?!!??!
People will start posting on forums about how boring it is, and then they will rage log and threaten to leave.

The following is a picture of the QQers:

I'm sorry you had to see this.

The new renown training abilities: People will come in and be like "HAHAHHAA this is going to make me soooooo herd ta kill!" And everyone's giggling as they respec to be invincible with their new found flee improvements or whatever the hell they're going to spec into.

Then they CHARRRGEEE into battle! It's glorious at first because they think they are so cool, they're tearing through the enemy.  But theres one guy left.. an rr 80 IB lets say.. he's specced into full defense and they're beating on the dumb IB with two full freaking warbands.  He's been sittin' there spamming /lol this whole time.  And right when he's about to die, a rr 80 RP comes and heals him back to full and runs away so the two WBs can repeat the process of killing this IB.

And then every rage quits.

An example of this confusing player is...

"Ahh I see wut u did thar troo.. Titanic FTL"

"Warcamps are now guarded by a more aggressive mechanic. Players that enter an enemy Realm Warcamp will find they have a limited time to retreat before they are killed.": NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No more jumping into the warcamps to say HALLO to order :-( (That's my reaction)

Even looking at it makes me say irl "Awww :-)"

Skaven: Everyone will be like "AHH COOOOOOOOOOOOL" and then they will play skaven for a day or two.  Then after a day or two they will DEMAND lizardmen and other things. They will also eat everything like our good friend the John Goodman Skaven from Thanquol's Incursion.

RR 100: You know what, the only thing I have to say about this, is there are going to be people who get this in less than a month guaranteed, and I will be jealously furious at their speed.

Poll Results: 

IS CONAN YOUR IDOL!??!

Yes: 18%

No: 24%

Uhh, Duh: 21%

No Antoine Dodson is: 36%

He's climbin' in yo windows! He's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em so you need to

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

and hide you husbands cause they rapin' errybody out here

you don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon fiiiind you we gon find you so you can run and tell that run and tell that run and tell that home boy

home

home

homeboy

WHOA! Lawts of cookies? Or none at all?

Ok, so the new tank crap gear was released today, along with a new stat that makes me feel happy, because I'll be invulnerable.  One of the questions I have, is am I going to look like a random hobo but be powerful like no other.  Or am I going to look like a demi-god but be about as good as sovereign.

My guess would be the first.  I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.

Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.

I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.

What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?

Look! It's our party dinosaur! He has a cake!

Well! Mr. 'Zanek seems to think it's a good idea, before I could ask him why he thought it was a good idea I got ported out of instance for afking while writing this post I forgot to!

Oh well, point being, mythic isn't giving us lawts of cookies.  They're giving us none at all, all at the same time they're milking our money. I bet the expansion is hella expensive. 

And now for poll results.

War RvR pack...

40% love it

5% think it's meh

35% hate it

20% Wha? RvR pack? I was to busy petting kittens

40+5+35+20=100%

GOOD JOB BLOGGER! YOUZ MATH IS FINALLY GOOD!

...and the worst player to ever hit rr 80 goes too.....

THEHEALEROFTRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111M!!U111!!F!!!!F!1I1NS!!!11!11!!11!!1

And that concludes my compilation of pictures no one cares about but myself.

But seriously, W00T, Procrastinatoroftru finally hit 80.  FINALLY, been like a year and a half.

When I first made this char, I thought it'd be another alt I'd level to like 5, then delete, who knew I'd ever hit 80

:-)

DING ARRG ARRG 78!

"TROO, DAT AIN'T 80!!!!!"

Yes, I know, but it's the rank I get to equip my awesome skull cloak.

The sad part is... My freaking white hair blocks some of the cloak and that makes me want to...well it makes me want to hit 80. GRAARRRGH.
For each person I kill, I get a skull on my cloak (No not really, that was a joke on how terribad I am)

Oh Deer!

Ahaaa! You didn't see that corny Live Event joke coming did you!!!
Ok, maybe you did as it took me less than 6 seconds to come up with the title.

I got my Fantastic deer cloak yesterday, I r so happy!

This is when I got it, I was the happiest person EVAR....EVAR....Ok not EVAR but I was pretty happy.

This is me prancing, I can finally use the /prance to my advantage and as an insult to any order I happen to kill...Although this is unlikely.

I have yet to get all the rewards and I plan doing that today.

In other words, August Producer letter. Gey.  Ok maybe not so bad, just it reminded me I have to grind out 20 more RRs when I hit 80.

DEV GIVES ME A HIGH FIVE (Pics)

An E-High Five.
Kind of.
Renown.
Yum.

MSpaint FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Double renown weekend, makes me extremely happy, EXTREMELY happy. I ws at 10% into 75 this afternoon, I am not 94% in.  AMAGAD. Happy day for me.

I even got a sovereign piece in city.

Thank you Mythic for this wonderful renown weekend, we need a lot more.  A LOT MORE.

SCREW IT! @%(@%WAFFLE(*%*%@

GAH!

So in some expansion thing I guess it says they're raising the RR cap to 100.

Screw It! I'm done! (Not really)

I don't have a Link but I think Bootae does, and Wasdstomp has some nice questions about it. (See my blog list to the right somewhere)

I've been psyched about hitting 80 forever (even though I'm making no real effort because I wanna play my WH so bad) I knew this would happen.  When I was about rr 45 I said to my guild officer in Warhounds, "Dude, right before I hit 80, they're gonna raise the rr cap higher, you just watch" 

Not sure if he remembers it, but when he logs on I'm going to remind him that I win the game and I hate being right.

So this leaves me with a decision... Screw hitting 80 first then playing my witch hunter, or just leave my dok at 75 and play my Witch Hunter.

Frankly, I like plan B, however, whenever I play him I get paranoid I'm not yet 80 on my dok.  When they raise the rr cap, then I'll need to get to 100 before I can play my WH, I really want to stab stuff and shoot stuff.

^Mildly Entertaining

I'll see you on badlands (That is until I get paranoid again)

This has nothing to do with family guy.

I needed a picture for this post.  And family guy is awesome.

Anyways.. I FINALLY found motivation to hit 80, me and thokkgrin are wagering 500g on whoever can hit 80 1st.  It really works, I find myself solo partying, douching City Instances up AND i've turned off my renown bar (It's hard to go without...)

In other words, Colds suck and I'd rather have pink eye.  I can't taste my Dr. Pepper.

RENOWN WAHL

So a few weeks ago I went on a trip to Washington D.C.  When I stopped to eat I saw a nice stand where they take your picture and they edit it so it looks like you're shaking hands with Barack Obama or George Bush or whatever...  So they take my picture and I get the frame and everything and I are so excited because I haz a svveet picture of me shaking Obama' hand.  I felt it was pretty smooth going and it was well priced too.  They said the credit card machine is in the back of the store so I walk to the back happy with my prize, then they charge me.  I'm about to walk out when a crazy lady grabs my arm and is screaming "BUY THIS! YOUNG MAN! BUY THIS!"  She offers me a shock gum for $25, when I say no thank you and try to walk away her "accomplice" as I like to call her runs in front of me and yells at me to buy it, then when I decline again they give me the offer of a lifetime, the shock gum AND a T-shirt for only $60. 
Again I decline, and the urging to buy goes on for at least 10 more minutes.  At the end I thought they were going to sell me the whole store. Finally after leaving I felt annoyed.

I'm gonna compare this to the freaking failwall I have hit with my renown.  I thought it was smooth going until 70.  I was like "YEAH! I'm gonna hit 80 by the end of the summer! WOO!"
No.
Not even close.  1/2 through summer and I'm still at renown rank 71.  I feel as if they're offering me stuff but instead of costing money it's gonna cost me all the time in the world. 

Or maybe I just FIAL!

PS: Sorry for delayed post, was on a mini vacation

A small serious post

Well since I have nothing to say today, I will just celebrate my dinging rr 70 and finally getting full warlord.

Yay.

I forgot how I did it, probably stealing some renown from a Mara or something when I healed him a 1/2 second before he killed someone.  But I did it... yes... I did... sure it's not 80, but it's farther than I ever thought I'd get with all my screwing around and pugging nearly all the time.