WHAT DO I THINK OF IT.. WHAT DO I.. THINK!?!?!

I feel like going over the transfers and how they have DRAMATICALLY effected my lovely lifeoftru.
But first, I must mention that my boredom last night caused me to mess with the bloggers names.  For instance, Hypothetical War is now "Eka's creativity" or something like that I don't remember.  But, in parenthesis there is the REAL name of the blog.
So, It'll say MY title Gaar's Guides n' stuff  and then it will have the ACTUAL name of the blog in parenthesis (Gaarawarr Gabs)  Everything else has remained the same.
If any of you bloggers got a problem with me distorting the blog's name, or dislike the name I have given your blog, please feel free to send me a message in game or leave a comment on one of my posts and say "YO TROOF, I DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU BEEN DOIN' TO MY NAME" and I will set it back the way it was before. (Unless you're Eka, then you have no say in the matter... ok.. even you eka.. even you)

Now I must now start on my post.  Lets go over...

ORvR: My emotion to describe the current state would be...

Yes! Happeh!  I have seen some great orvr in the lakes and it makes me such a happy troof.  In Praag yesterday, as I showed you in my last post, there was RvR running amuck.  Sure it was mainly a tug of war between both side's zergs in the middle of the map, but it gave me renown, and I got 10% last night, TEN PERCENT!! That's like.. I dunno 80k renown or something, that is certainly not bad at all.  The Live Event also CERTAINLY makes the game more fun for me anyways IMO, It gives me something to look forward to I suppose.  Whenever the Live Event starts a timer clicks on in my head and goes "I MUST FIND THE 4 MASKS TO GO TO THE MOON complete this event... :-D"

SCs: The SCs going on make me..

Well, SCs are popping 24/7 now and I absolutely love it.  Last night I was like, "YO, I gonna go to bed at midnight tonight, I'm just gonna do one sc..."

then i queued, then it instapopped, then I was up til 3:30 doing instapop SCs and making me a happy person.  I didn't do bad numbers either, even with the nerfed group heal. "OLD NEWS TROOF, WE NO IT'S NERFED"

I know, but I've been dps this whole time xD

My tops last night was 230k or something like that, I averaged around 160k for the night.  So that's not bad, I also got 40k damage in one of them because of my morale 3 stagger I was usually cleverly (Right when Khaine is about to go BOOM, stagger and run, be sure to spam /dance as you're running away from the staggered victim) Which reminds me, Khaine is Khaine's Embrace has killed me more times than all of the order players combined in that SC I swear.  I always forget that khaine goes boom, or I don't see the warning. Boohoo for me.

Lag: This makes me...

I have experienced worse lag than usual, but I guess if that's the price I must pay for lots of orvr and 24/7 SCs, so be it.  I think that the lag will die down in a few days as well.

Of course, I have gotten pwned by multiple rr 90+ and even a rr 100 (WP shouldn't be able to crit for 3.8K.. XD)

But we'll see how the next few weeks play by!

Thehealeroftru only heals scrubs

That's because I'm dps spec, and I only heal myself.

YES! What started out as a joke has turned into my brand new shiny spec!  How did I go to dps spec so suddenly...

Thehealeroftru: Haha, guys, wouldn't it be funny if I went dps spec!??!
Guild: Yeah that'd be funny
Thehealeroftru: I'm goooonnnaa dooo ittttt (Starts converting heal sov over to dps sov)
Thehealeroftru: GAAAHHH just kidding!
Thehealeroftru: ... Wait a minute... I CAN'T CHANGE IT BACK TO HEAL!???!

And that is the tale of Thehealeroftru mutating into TheDPSoftru.

But, to celebrate me going dps spec, Mythic even made a game called 'dance dance prostitution' gave us fireworks to light in celebration of thehealeroftru finally going DPS spec.
Although, I must say, dps spec is a lot funner than I thought it would, especially it being forced dps spec.

I can one shot people! (as long as their below rank 20)

One ability I have found overpowered  Fun to use is the Last Stand ability, nothing feels better than running into the order warcamp and killing afkers for 10 seconds, and being immune to guards and other players. (I still can't seem to kill eka though... I blame nerfed buttons)

Although, I have found myself with many many many weaknesses, for instance, If you emote me,. I emote back and let you pass.

But, the biggest weakness I have, comes from when you turn into a skaven, you might think.

"Uh... tru, it's just skaven"
Oh no, it's much more than that.

THIS is what I see when you turn into a skaven.

Look! It fooled party dinosaur too!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hmm oh well.

"BUT TROO, WHAT ABOUT THE DOK NARFS?!??!"

Oh yeah, they're long overdue, very good changes IMO

Poll Results:

Should DoKs be nerfed?

Yes: 36%

No:8%

Just you: 28%

No I have one: 12%

CEE LO GREEN IS AWESOME: 16%

Thecriticismoftru

Ok Eka, Ok.  You made me do this..

SUPER PANCAKESSSS

The super pancakes? No, no I wanted to do that.  Eka made me write a criticism post, even though it's not in my blood to be a critic. I asked a few other bloggers/former bloggers what they thought

Arisechicken: Thinks it's ok just too many city seiges.

Wasdstomp: Thinks it's great. "Love it"

And Ekaslime is just, well, Ekaslime...

AND for those of you wondering, Eka AND Klurkk (Wasdstomp) are both WONDERFULLY good renown, matter of fact I hit 81 on Klurkk.

But anyhow, back to my rant.  My problems with 1.4.

Though there is very many GOOD stuff about it, I'll decide to rant as I have no other post today. (SORRY GUYZ)

There are too many City seiges: I R CRITICALOFTRU, I am sorry, but it's true.  On saturday (I was on 19 hours that day... oh boy I need a life) there were a nice total of 7 city seiges (if I remember right.. at least 5 for sure).  Not that that's bad or anything.. just it stops my gutter runner ganky ganky stabby stabby.  And it can get really lame if you have no warband.

Not to mention the bug that's going on that says your instance is full please queue (To fix this, join queue and leave queue as you're running into city).  That has caused some firey arguements in region chat. And ragequits.  And I know they sorta kinda tried to stop low rank players from rolling on sovereign and stuff, but there are still lowbies who do it.  Just to be asses most of the time.  Don't get me wrong, opt out on gold bag is amazingly awesome, but I think they need to HALT all sub 40s rolling on sov. Even sub rr 50 or 60.  Not to mention people who don't have the rvr pack can roll on doomflayer and warpforged. 

And bacon.  And cats.  Don't forget Bacony Cats.

But seriously, what is the deal with the griffons/manticores you can fly on.  Theres too few of them, theres a freaking LINE for them.

"WAAAGH LETS GO KILL SOME STUNTIES!!"
"Wait!! Wait! Remember to get in line :-D"

This is a serious to god picture for waiting for flying mounts that bomb for 300 damage each hit. No, not kidding, the line even got BIGGER, and by then I was laughing so hard licorice came out of my ears. (Wait..what?)

Skaven wait times are ridiculously long.  Theres this poor black orc who any time of the day he'll be spamming in region.

"Wheres the skaven at.... Wheres the skaven at.... Wheres the skaven at... Wheres the skaven at......" you almost feel bad for him because he only enjoys gutter runner.  It's quite sad actually.  What if Tom Cruise lost his wife?  What if Scooby lost Shaggy? What if Sarah Palin lost her way of talking? Or worse... What if Amy Winehouse lost her drugs OMGWTF. 

Enough on the black orc who smokes skaven (I suppose it's better than any other drug)

Anyhow, I want my skaven, I don't want to wait 30 minutes.  And after that 30 minutes I don't want to be sitting at the spawn for 20 minutes right clicking on the portal hoping to be the first one to get skaven (average # of people waiting at a destro portal on gorfang is around 4 or 5)

80-100 was fun 80-81.  I hit 81, and now I'm just like.... god... 19 more ranks to go... and magically lost all determination.  (By the way, I hear Xylophone, AM on my server is nearing rr 85...and that was on saturday afternoon.. imagine now..)  Sure... 80-100 was designed to give me more ranks to grind.. but ... Yeah I can't complain

WORKING AS INTENDED :DDDDDDD)

Dyes: Yeah they cost too much. But they work as a nice reflector if you're crossing the street in the dark. Cars can see you easily.

Skaven Dungeon: If you don't have an rr 82 premade, you're screwed.

I've never won it once yet.

Lets ask people on gorfang who aren't bloggers what they think of 1.4

Pinkay: "DYES COST TOO DAMN MUCH"

Grotsquisha (Who dinged 80 on my wp, HA!):  "Packmasters and rat Ogres need an upgrade"

Ilthay: Says he has none, his only comment was "Do you know Karate"

Who cares.  If I try to write anymore things about anything I'll end up spamming pretty cake.

Oh yeah, one more problem.

The Rent is too Damn High.

Some rr 80 dok's predictions on 1.4

Orvr Changes: Oh my god! Thursday Morning everyone is logging on to get a piece of their new orvr, BUT servers are down for patching.... an hour goes by... more patching.  Patching goes an hour over schedule. 
After it's done patching the first 50 people to log in are going to say in region "I'Z FIRST TO LAWG IN! THAT MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOO!" Everyone will start playing their epicness orvr and it will be so fun.
Until about a day or two later.  Friday or Saturday people are going to wear themselves down over orvr and then they will cry because they'z bored now!  Oh no what to do! Why can't Mythic serve to each and every person's needs and complaints. WHY!?!!??!
People will start posting on forums about how boring it is, and then they will rage log and threaten to leave.

The following is a picture of the QQers:

I'm sorry you had to see this.

The new renown training abilities: People will come in and be like "HAHAHHAA this is going to make me soooooo herd ta kill!" And everyone's giggling as they respec to be invincible with their new found flee improvements or whatever the hell they're going to spec into.

Then they CHARRRGEEE into battle! It's glorious at first because they think they are so cool, they're tearing through the enemy.  But theres one guy left.. an rr 80 IB lets say.. he's specced into full defense and they're beating on the dumb IB with two full freaking warbands.  He's been sittin' there spamming /lol this whole time.  And right when he's about to die, a rr 80 RP comes and heals him back to full and runs away so the two WBs can repeat the process of killing this IB.

And then every rage quits.

An example of this confusing player is...

"Ahh I see wut u did thar troo.. Titanic FTL"

"Warcamps are now guarded by a more aggressive mechanic. Players that enter an enemy Realm Warcamp will find they have a limited time to retreat before they are killed.": NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No more jumping into the warcamps to say HALLO to order :-( (That's my reaction)

Even looking at it makes me say irl "Awww :-)"

Skaven: Everyone will be like "AHH COOOOOOOOOOOOL" and then they will play skaven for a day or two.  Then after a day or two they will DEMAND lizardmen and other things. They will also eat everything like our good friend the John Goodman Skaven from Thanquol's Incursion.

RR 100: You know what, the only thing I have to say about this, is there are going to be people who get this in less than a month guaranteed, and I will be jealously furious at their speed.

Poll Results: 

IS CONAN YOUR IDOL!??!

Yes: 18%

No: 24%

Uhh, Duh: 21%

No Antoine Dodson is: 36%

He's climbin' in yo windows! He's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em so you need to

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

hide yo kids

hide yo wives

and hide you husbands cause they rapin' errybody out here

you don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you, we gon fiiiind you we gon find you so you can run and tell that run and tell that run and tell that home boy

home

home

homeboy

Oooh new gear!! THE PTS LEGEND THAT IS THARHEALAROFTROOF

I spent my wonderful day on the PTS, and boi do I look hawt.

That is the new DoK gear.  Shoulders look awesome IMO.  I have tons of screenshots from the PTS so I'll go over all of them >:-)

By the way, I created a guild called

And.. without even trying, ninjaed everyone from Andy's guild.  I thought my guild was pathetic and no one would join, but people did and in the end I had 3x the members of Hugs Inc, Andy's guild :-( 

I offered to combine guilds (my guild wasn't leaving when I told them too, which I partly was happy about

CONAN! CONAN!) but he said it was fine, but I was left with the strange impression that he strongly disliked me...

But AMAGAD, look, heres some of the gearsets for classes.

The Gas Mask

The Roman soldier thingy with large eyebrows.

The Medieval Knight with Dwarfism.

The Antoine Dodson with a mustache.

The Larry King with a beard.

The tango... with a mustache...

But... As for the actual gameplay.. It was alright, seems a bit OP atm (900 toughness BWs crit you for 4.5k) but I'm sure Mythic will fix it all up so it's nice and pretty. ^_^

Bye bye, off to watch conan

WHOA! Lawts of cookies? Or none at all?

Ok, so the new tank crap gear was released today, along with a new stat that makes me feel happy, because I'll be invulnerable.  One of the questions I have, is am I going to look like a random hobo but be powerful like no other.  Or am I going to look like a demi-god but be about as good as sovereign.

My guess would be the first.  I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.

Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.

I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.

What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?

Look! It's our party dinosaur! He has a cake!

Well! Mr. 'Zanek seems to think it's a good idea, before I could ask him why he thought it was a good idea I got ported out of instance for afking while writing this post I forgot to!

Oh well, point being, mythic isn't giving us lawts of cookies.  They're giving us none at all, all at the same time they're milking our money. I bet the expansion is hella expensive. 

And now for poll results.

War RvR pack...

40% love it

5% think it's meh

35% hate it

20% Wha? RvR pack? I was to busy petting kittens

40+5+35+20=100%

GOOD JOB BLOGGER! YOUZ MATH IS FINALLY GOOD!