So, I'm a bit late on this, and it's become old news of course. But It seems that Volkmar + Iron Rock are being merged with Gorfang. This makes me a happy tru, because that means I get moar friends to play with (and beg to grind with me)
So.. yay
But what I have been doing lately, is making a trial account and getting him to rank 10, just because I can. When I'm frustrated with T4 I can just go there and be a douchebag to rank 2 peoplez, I didn't think it'd be this hard to find helm shoulder and capes though.. man.. haha
On a side note: I'm only going to have ONE poll up at times instead of two, which is why this post has some so late by the way. This is mainly just a news post. SAWRY
Poll Results: Were you relieved to see the producers letter? (Most spread out poll yet.. all in the 20%s)
Yes: 26%
No: 22%
No..why would I be relieved: 24%
-Meows-: 26%
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Showing posts with label Poll Results. Show all posts
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
I don't stalk.. I just... follow...
So, my spacebar on my keyboard is broken.. so that could cause me some setbacks, I had to copy a space and now for each space, I need to paste it.
Do you have ANY idea how annoying that is?
Anyways...
So eka posted a new post today... guest starring MEEEEEEEEEE
http://ekaslime.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/doomflayer-t5-empire-t2/#more-1866
I stalked him and appeared in a lot of his pictures.
So try to find me in them, and you.. well you won't get anything to be honest...
But.. I finally got to try my awesome WH 1 v 1 in t4 rvr, I got a whole bunch of my guildies and I was like "HEY, YOO, GET TO CW AND LETS DUEL FOOLS"
rank 31 non-buffed mr jackson VS rank 40 awesome destro.
"WAITWAIT, YOU DUELED AS A GUTTAR RUNNAR TROOF?!?!?!"
Well.. no, but it was this kill that triggered the duels, I killed bridezylla here and I got on vent to say "NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT GROTSQUISHA HUH!!?!??!?!" And then they challenged me to duels :D
Do you have ANY idea how annoying that is?
Anyways...
So eka posted a new post today... guest starring MEEEEEEEEEE
http://ekaslime.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/doomflayer-t5-empire-t2/#more-1866
I stalked him and appeared in a lot of his pictures.
So try to find me in them, and you.. well you won't get anything to be honest...
But.. I finally got to try my awesome WH 1 v 1 in t4 rvr, I got a whole bunch of my guildies and I was like "HEY, YOO, GET TO CW AND LETS DUEL FOOLS"
rank 31 non-buffed mr jackson VS rank 40 awesome destro.
"WAITWAIT, YOU DUELED AS A GUTTAR RUNNAR TROOF?!?!?!"
Well.. no, but it was this kill that triggered the duels, I killed bridezylla here and I got on vent to say "NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT GROTSQUISHA HUH!!?!??!?!" And then they challenged me to duels :D
As I control the writing, I'm going to post my wins against bride during dueling.
Heres one...
Oh.. that's.. uhh..
That's all... I lost the rest... GIVE ME CREDIT, I'm only rank 31 :-(
But, she did stomp me all other times... I didn't dare duel grotsquisha cause I figured he's 3 shot me, but I was wrong... hehe
He two shotted me, I'd post the screenshot of it and my amazement, but I don't want to go through that pain and embarrassment again.
I also dueled a shaman, I won him a few times and he won me a few times.
It's always nice to have some practice for when I hit 40 :-D
Poll Results:
What are your feelings on the state of the game?
It's doing excellent: 3%
It's doing alright I guess: 34%
It's..meh..: 27%
It's doing terrible: 20%
It's just gonna stand there and watch me burn..wait what?: 13%
Sunday, January 16, 2011
OH MY BAJEEZUS YES!!!
YAY! I FINALLY got back full heal sov for.. well.. healing.
I hadn't got a gold bag for at least 2 months.. maybe more.. (probably more) Then I do a city today. HOORAY!!! Only me and another dok rolling on the sov!
I hadn't got a gold bag for at least 2 months.. maybe more.. (probably more) Then I do a city today. HOORAY!!! Only me and another dok rolling on the sov!
So, I had one more piece of sov to get... BUT THEN...
Thehealeroftru has one unread message... O.O
Then I remembered I had done a city instance a few days ago and didn't have time to get my bag (afk writing blog). I didn't even know what color it was, so I open it up and HALLELUJAH, it's another freaking gold bag. It's like the warhammer god of kittens was pleased with me.
So.. HUZZAH I finally got to try to Group Heal nerf.
And MAN is it nasty, My crit is less than what a normal heal would do before.
It's pretty VICIOUS. I haven't actually had a chance to try it in combat yet (Stupid SCs comon POP.)
Poll Results:
Should I be a core tester?
Yes: 41%
Sure: 0%
No: 8%
...Do I get candy if I say yes: 40%
Sunday, December 19, 2010
WE'Z BE DOKS, WE SAD DAT WE NOT TERRIBADLY OVARPOWERED ANYMOAR
Seriously, get over it.
I keep seeing people that are like "WHY CAN'T I SURVIVE 55 GUARDS ANYMOAR?!?!"
And I just want to smack them, I swear, I am the only DoK who likes the nerf. If you are a DoK who likes the nerf, tell me, please, tell me so I can not feel so alone anymore.
I picture the complaints kind of like...
And in OTHER BIG NEWS I have found a wannabe that I somewhat admire.
So I was walking in praag this evening.. and I turn a corner, I see a white lion, a rank 11 white lion, I think
"LAWL, RANK 11 LION LOOK YUMMY FOOD (Unless he emotes me)"
I keep seeing people that are like "WHY CAN'T I SURVIVE 55 GUARDS ANYMOAR?!?!"
And I just want to smack them, I swear, I am the only DoK who likes the nerf. If you are a DoK who likes the nerf, tell me, please, tell me so I can not feel so alone anymore.
I picture the complaints kind of like...
But then...
And then everyone starts crying and is like "BUT... THEY GOT NARFED"
But I like the nerf, it's overdue and long needed. Plus I enjoy having less doks.
In other news, I'm still wondering why I spent $15 on boring grinding and frustration
And in OTHER BIG NEWS I have found a wannabe that I somewhat admire.
So I was walking in praag this evening.. and I turn a corner, I see a white lion, a rank 11 white lion, I think
"LAWL, RANK 11 LION LOOK YUMMY FOOD (Unless he emotes me)"
But then I saw his name... and just stopped charging.. in shock..
This picture deserves a "LARGE" size... But holy crap.. WHO BE PLAYIN A JOKE ON ME?!?!
I one shotted him of course
Why.. thank you for the name?
I'm truly flattered.. especially on the coincidence you found me randomly in Praag...
Should Arisechicken start blogging again?
Yes: 25%
Hell Yes: 75%
HUZZAH!!!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
MY INTARWEBZ BE A'WORKIN AGGEEEEEN
Poll results:
Thehealeroftru's absence has been...
Devastating: 45%
Fantastic: 5%
Sad: 0%
not good: 0%
hope he didnt get bitten by a snake on a plane...: 50%
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Thursday, December 2, 2010
MY APOLOGIES GOOD SIR
I have a serious bad internet connection problem, trying to get it fixed as fast as I can :-(
I'll still rotate the polls though. I should be good by sunday if not saturday.
How many city seiges a day would you like to see?
0: 8%
1: 29%
2: 33%
3+: 4%
MOAR CITY SEIGES, MOAR MOAR MOAR: 25%
I'll still rotate the polls though. I should be good by sunday if not saturday.
How many city seiges a day would you like to see?
0: 8%
1: 29%
2: 33%
3+: 4%
MOAR CITY SEIGES, MOAR MOAR MOAR: 25%
Sunday, November 28, 2010
THAR BE NUFFIN TODAY
No really, I haven't had any time to play Warhammer.. mainly because I'm in the middle of nowhere for thanksgiving weekend.. still here...
Sorry.
MAHFFINS
But. I suppose I can give you poll results.
Your Favorite Skaven is...
Gutter Runner: 14%
Packmaster: 0%
Warlock Engineer: 9%
Rat Ogre: 0%
John Goodman: 76%
Holy crap, no one likes skaven but everyone likes the blob.
NEW WARHAMMEREXPANSIONPACK THE JOHN GOODMAN CHRONICLES.
PLAY AS JOHN GOODMAN!
That'd sell.
Sorry.
MAHFFINS
But. I suppose I can give you poll results.
Your Favorite Skaven is...
Gutter Runner: 14%
Packmaster: 0%
Warlock Engineer: 9%
Rat Ogre: 0%
John Goodman: 76%
Holy crap, no one likes skaven but everyone likes the blob.
NEW WARHAMMEREXPANSIONPACK THE JOHN GOODMAN CHRONICLES.
PLAY AS JOHN GOODMAN!
That'd sell.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
WOW! That was SQUEAK!tastic!
When everyone's favorite dev said this about the skaven damage, I was quite disappointed, I thought that my str didn't matter to the skaven damage so all skaven did the damage I did.
Boy was I wrong.
Andy was probably like 'Wow, this healeroftru guy is retarded if he thinks gutter runners do bad damage'
And I don't blame him.
I found out that STR did indeed matter to your Gutter Runner when two friends of mine, a marauder and a WE decided to go gank with me with gutter runners, I saw that they killed people faster than I could ever dream in my current spec. I was doing about hits for 200-300, they were hitting for 600-700 hundred sometimes. Maybe more.
Anyhow, the past few days have been a blast (Apart from QQers spamming t4 that they're gonna quit, STFU ZAMMAEL, no one cares :D )
But I have had the most frikkin fun I've ever had in WAR the past few days, running around as skaven playing the pretty cake song while killing people.
No joke, I play the pretty cake song in vent while I kill Bright Wizards.
I spent all day playing skavenz,
This is us speaking in our roleplaying skaven language because we're so awesome like that.
Now before I say "BUH BYE FOLKS!" I need to show you this crazy picture, I got away from a fight with 1 hp left (Yes, I survived)
And I finally discovered my tip wasn't just a myth today.
YAAAAY.
And because I was having so much fun playing and not posting, I'll need to do TWO poll results today. TWO! TWO! TWO!
Poll Results One:
Will You Buy the RvR Packs?:
Yes, Both of them.: 62%
Yes, just one of them: 7%
No: 3%
Maybe: 5%
WHO CARES??!?!!MY KITTY IS AWESOME: 20%
I answered the kitty one but I did the both of them O.O
Poll Results Two:
You will hit rr 100...
One Month: 0% (Thank god)
Within 3 months: 7%
Within a year: 20%
year +: 10%
NEVAR: 17%
He's climbin' in yo windows he's snatchin yo people up: 35%
I will in 6 months - a year I bet.
AND... I AM OUTTA HEERRREEE
Friday, November 12, 2010
I take pictures of my cat because I FEEL LIKE IT!!! Oh yeah and rvrpack+1.4 thursday :-)
Note: New blog feature added, popular posts for last 30 days, shows 5 most popular. So, if theres newcomers to blog they won't be like "OH MY GOD, THIS BLOG SUCKS" because 1/10 of my posts sucks, you can just jump to the best ones (May I recommend what the devs want to say to the fanbase :D)
Wow! Wow! Now I'm going to have to grind renown again??!?! (By the way, for the record, I can't wait to see who hits rr 100 first so I can laugh at them for playing 3 days straight... but at the same time I'll be jealous)
When I found out that the rvr pack was coming on 11/18 I rushed downstairs and started screaming at the person who was currently playing WAR about it.
Their reaction wasn't so excited as myself.
Wow! Wow! Now I'm going to have to grind renown again??!?! (By the way, for the record, I can't wait to see who hits rr 100 first so I can laugh at them for playing 3 days straight... but at the same time I'll be jealous)
When I found out that the rvr pack was coming on 11/18 I rushed downstairs and started screaming at the person who was currently playing WAR about it.
Their reaction wasn't so excited as myself.
YES! YES! OH MY GOD! Ok ok! I'll stop I'm done with the cat pics...
But I started screaming and the person playing ran away under the couch to ponder/sleep about what the rvrpack will be like.
So I could then scream in /t4 "GOYZ! GOYZ! THAR BE AN RVRPACK 11/18!" and people giving me tells that I'm trolling and stuff and when I bet 500g they were like "OMG yooz real!??!" (Ilthay -_-)
But to be honest, I could give a damn about rvrpack, I don't want to grind more levels, I'm having a perfectly good time relaxing at 80, I don't want to stress for two more years to hit 100. The thing I am loving though is the 1.4 changes to tiers and SCs, I am so excited for SCs.
I'll be honest, I was addicted to solo healing for renown during my time grinding to 80, now with the ranks I highly doubt I will do that.
I am also very fond of the white warpforged helm.
I don't have a picture for it, but OH MY GOD it looks like something I'd dress a 5 year old in for halloween. It's pretty uh... weird. It's like a kitty face for a helm :D
Poll Results:
You play a...
Healer: 24%
MDPS: 17%
RDPS: 17%
Tank: 12%
Rapist who climbs in windows and snatches people up: 29%
Mythic could release another xpack where Rapists who climb in windows and snatch people up is a race and the population boom for that class would be enormous. :D
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Ok ok.. time for the truth...I'm not real... I'm actually a prototype of Wall-E
Now that I think about it my title sounds like something you'd hear on Jerry Springer.
"Hu-what, you'd not a man?!?!"
"No, I'm Wall-E" OOHHHHH JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Anyways, ahem got off topic there, what todays post is about is the fusing of molecular molecules, now first, you... I don't know how to fuse Molecules... I don't even know what a Molecular molecule is, or if it exists.
GOD, topic... topic... Ok! Good! My Warrior Priest hit 36, my renown rank can finally pass rank, but guess what, I'm only rr 32, that's why today I'll level VICIOUSLY!!!
I can't wait til I hit 40, however there are obstructions who get in the way, there are propaganda nay sayers who say about me...
Anyways, That's what they're saying not in exact words but... you know... Gets annoying when I say some command in region chat, like today in DragonWake for instance.
Thehealeroftru: Morale bomb in 30 seconds.
Person with 1/2 a brain: Is that because destro knows? Trying to push yourself to RR 80?
Well, theres a number of things wrong with your statement good sir.
1. Why would I want the character I am currently playing to DIE, my point is I'm trying to build build build renown, lots of it.
2. Telling destro about a morale bomb would be pointless "Oh hey guys in 20-30 seconds we're doing a morale bomb" because you really can't a morale bomb unless you spread out, and everyone knows that destro is always on vent, Every single one of them on the exact same vent at a time...right?
3. I'm already rr 80... or am I? Perhaps this good sir knows more about my dok than I do?!?! OH MY GOD I never even thought about this fact. Wow. How weird.
4. Your Comment is Invalid because I said so.
I just want to clear things up with any Gorfang players who may be happening to be reading this.
I'm not sure how I can put this.. um... I HAVE NEVER CROSSREALMED NOR WILL I EVER
There, was that in good enough english for you?
"NO TROO, YOU FERGETZ THE PERIOD!!!"
oh right. I need a period, my bad.
Point being, the reason I made my Warrior Priest is because some friends on the forums prompted me too, not because Mr. T said so fool. (I don't get it either, I have no idea why Mr. T just came to my head all of the sudden..Wait a minute what's the T stand for? I still don't know...perhaps Tyrannosaurus? Maybe even Train? How about Traffic Copter? Wait.. off topic again..)
By the way, I have a twitter because I fell in to peer pressure. http://twitter.com/thehealeroftru Would be it.
Poll Results:
Should you be allowed to quote Samuel L jackson in vent?
OF COURSE: 45%
yes: 2%
no: 0%
uh...no...: 5%
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!: 47%
YES! Very gud! Very gud! Everybuddy likes Samuel L Jackson. You bettah!
Ooh one more thing, http://www.warbloggers.com/ has a profile interview of me, maybe you're interested in seeing that.
It's also a really good website to be caught up on all the latest bloggers and news for the game.
"Hu-what, you'd not a man?!?!"
"No, I'm Wall-E" OOHHHHH JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Anyways, ahem got off topic there, what todays post is about is the fusing of molecular molecules, now first, you... I don't know how to fuse Molecules... I don't even know what a Molecular molecule is, or if it exists.
GOD, topic... topic... Ok! Good! My Warrior Priest hit 36, my renown rank can finally pass rank, but guess what, I'm only rr 32, that's why today I'll level VICIOUSLY!!!
I can't wait til I hit 40, however there are obstructions who get in the way, there are propaganda nay sayers who say about me...
That's right Antoine Dodson plays Warhammer.
Anyways, That's what they're saying not in exact words but... you know... Gets annoying when I say some command in region chat, like today in DragonWake for instance.
Thehealeroftru: Morale bomb in 30 seconds.
Person with 1/2 a brain: Is that because destro knows? Trying to push yourself to RR 80?
Well, theres a number of things wrong with your statement good sir.
1. Why would I want the character I am currently playing to DIE, my point is I'm trying to build build build renown, lots of it.
2. Telling destro about a morale bomb would be pointless "Oh hey guys in 20-30 seconds we're doing a morale bomb" because you really can't a morale bomb unless you spread out, and everyone knows that destro is always on vent, Every single one of them on the exact same vent at a time...right?
3. I'm already rr 80... or am I? Perhaps this good sir knows more about my dok than I do?!?! OH MY GOD I never even thought about this fact. Wow. How weird.
4. Your Comment is Invalid because I said so.
I just want to clear things up with any Gorfang players who may be happening to be reading this.
I'm not sure how I can put this.. um... I HAVE NEVER CROSSREALMED NOR WILL I EVER
There, was that in good enough english for you?
"NO TROO, YOU FERGETZ THE PERIOD!!!"
oh right. I need a period, my bad.
Point being, the reason I made my Warrior Priest is because some friends on the forums prompted me too, not because Mr. T said so fool. (I don't get it either, I have no idea why Mr. T just came to my head all of the sudden..Wait a minute what's the T stand for? I still don't know...perhaps Tyrannosaurus? Maybe even Train? How about Traffic Copter? Wait.. off topic again..)
By the way, I have a twitter because I fell in to peer pressure. http://twitter.com/thehealeroftru Would be it.
Poll Results:
Should you be allowed to quote Samuel L jackson in vent?
OF COURSE: 45%
yes: 2%
no: 0%
uh...no...: 5%
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!: 47%
YES! Very gud! Very gud! Everybuddy likes Samuel L Jackson. You bettah!
Ooh one more thing, http://www.warbloggers.com/ has a profile interview of me, maybe you're interested in seeing that.
It's also a really good website to be caught up on all the latest bloggers and news for the game.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
How the Devs probably feel about the fanbase.
You know theres things that the devs cannot say, that they DESPERATELY want to say, but they can't because that would be unprofessional.
The following are situations, and what they would like to say.
Situation One: They're reading over the forums, and there are some nasty comments about them spread out everywhere. They're feeling quite sad, and need a banana. However, the Mythic giant Fridge of bananas IS ALL OUT OF BANANAS. They're feeling a bit POed, so they go back to the forums to update the Marauder changes. After that they go back to looking at posts to lock on the forums. Then they see a thread titled "Mythic Sucks". They go in, and basically what it says is "MIFFIC, YOO'Z MEAN, YEAH.. YEAH.. YOOZ WAAAY MEAN, YOO BANNED ME BECAUSE I SPEED HACK, EVEN DOH I DOHN'T SPEED HACK"
They look him up and try to find his case, but they find out... he isn't banned.. he's just trolling.. This is where they want to yell at the community...
The following are situations, and what they would like to say.
Situation One: They're reading over the forums, and there are some nasty comments about them spread out everywhere. They're feeling quite sad, and need a banana. However, the Mythic giant Fridge of bananas IS ALL OUT OF BANANAS. They're feeling a bit POed, so they go back to the forums to update the Marauder changes. After that they go back to looking at posts to lock on the forums. Then they see a thread titled "Mythic Sucks". They go in, and basically what it says is "MIFFIC, YOO'Z MEAN, YEAH.. YEAH.. YOOZ WAAAY MEAN, YOO BANNED ME BECAUSE I SPEED HACK, EVEN DOH I DOHN'T SPEED HACK"
They look him up and try to find his case, but they find out... he isn't banned.. he's just trolling.. This is where they want to yell at the community...
This is what they'd like to say to us.
Situation 2: It's the Q&A after the Public Test on Warpstone! They're excited to answer all our questions about classes and content and fruit and whatever. And they're going down the list. Then we get to someones comment that says something like... "What are you doing about the Magus, we're getting nerfed and nerfed and I think you guys suck at making this game, I've been playing games for 3 years, that means I'm a pro gamer, and I know everything about balance and stuff... oh and I play a magus"
In the office on vent, Andy is /facepalming himself, because people who can't one shot ironbreakers complain. Really, what Mythic would like to say to the player who can't one shot ironbreakers is...
Clark Gable does put it very nicely.
Situation 3: They're having a PM back and forth with a player who seems to not understand, DoKs are not underpowered, and are not going to get a buff anytime soon, BUT the player is terrifyingly persistent, insisting that he can't heal as good as the rr 80 warrior priest.
Once again Mythic sends him a PM saying that DoK is not getting a buff. But he persists, and asks again.. Mythic says...
Wait.. wait... A pure picture can't contain this moment.
Please, click on that and see what Mythic has to say. (Contains Profanity)
Situation 4: Some troll is going around to all websites posting crap about Mythic, The Devs catch wind of these after restocking their banana fridge. They're really mad at this, how they really hate trolls, as seen in Situation one. What they'd like to say is.
And they ban that guys account. FOR...EV....ER......
Poll results:
On a scale of 1-10 how entertaining is this blog?
1-2: 19%
3-4: 0%
5-6: 0%
7-8: 15%
9-10: 26%
Fish: 38%
Evidently, lots of people think I'm boring.
I don't blame you.
Monday, October 18, 2010
NERFED BUTTONS IS EVOLVING!!!!!!1111
Nerfed Buttons
The games most fearful addon is Evolving into something more silent and easy to use o.O
It's like a freaking virus, it's becoming less detectable.
http://war.curse.com/downloads/war-addons/details/castsequence.aspx
Is the Swine Flu of the addons. It's Nerfed buttons, But it's easier to figure out AND it doesn't give a nerfed buttons button near the minimap. In a few months, heres the newest Nerfed Buttons Accusation...
MelGibson: Bawbthebuildah YOO YOOSE NERFED BUTTONS YOU HACKAR! You killed me real gud.
Bawbthebuildah: NUU NUU My tight guildies who have never once seen my UI can tell you that fer sure I don't use nerfed buttons, See! /screenshot
MelGibson: Well.. You use CAST SEQUENCE instead, because That addon is the new nerfed buttons
Bawbthebuildah: While that may be true my guild is much better than yours because we have 50 rr 80s who hate each other, and your guild is just 200 people who are all friends but rr 50s, AND my e-peen can hold up to 18 gigabytes.
(so on so forth)
AMAGAD! Terrible things are going to happen, maybe I use CAST SEQUENCE AND Autofocus and whatnot.
Maybe I'm to busy playing the best addon EVAR (Yes, another best addon EVAR) http://war.curse.com/downloads/war-addons/details/tictactoe.aspx
TICTACTOE!
So, the next time a dwarf or something starts beating on you, just say
and remember that Virus Nerfed Buttons and how it's evolving, and FEAR the nerfed buttons FEAR them... FEAR... THEM!
Poll Results:
Do you think Thehealeroftru is a CROSSREALMER?!?!?!
The games most fearful addon is Evolving into something more silent and easy to use o.O
It's like a freaking virus, it's becoming less detectable.
http://war.curse.com/downloads/war-addons/details/castsequence.aspx
Is the Swine Flu of the addons. It's Nerfed buttons, But it's easier to figure out AND it doesn't give a nerfed buttons button near the minimap. In a few months, heres the newest Nerfed Buttons Accusation...
MelGibson: Bawbthebuildah YOO YOOSE NERFED BUTTONS YOU HACKAR! You killed me real gud.
Bawbthebuildah: NUU NUU My tight guildies who have never once seen my UI can tell you that fer sure I don't use nerfed buttons, See! /screenshot
MelGibson: Well.. You use CAST SEQUENCE instead, because That addon is the new nerfed buttons
Bawbthebuildah: While that may be true my guild is much better than yours because we have 50 rr 80s who hate each other, and your guild is just 200 people who are all friends but rr 50s, AND my e-peen can hold up to 18 gigabytes.
(so on so forth)
AMAGAD! Terrible things are going to happen, maybe I use CAST SEQUENCE AND Autofocus and whatnot.
Maybe I'm to busy playing the best addon EVAR (Yes, another best addon EVAR) http://war.curse.com/downloads/war-addons/details/tictactoe.aspx
TICTACTOE!
So, the next time a dwarf or something starts beating on you, just say
and remember that Virus Nerfed Buttons and how it's evolving, and FEAR the nerfed buttons FEAR them... FEAR... THEM!
Poll Results:
Do you think Thehealeroftru is a CROSSREALMER?!?!?!
Yes and he should be punished: 37%
Yes but it's ok with me: 12%
No, Crossrealming = Feeding Information: 4%...ok that vote was me :-(
No, Just because: 16%
STEPHEN COLBERT IS THE BESTEST EVAR: 29%
What??!?! You think I should be banned??!?! Explain youzselves!! :-D
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Thevacationoftru
Well, I was gonna make a post yesterday explaining this but I had to much of a freaking time grinding 8 ranks (RANK 28 NOW!!)
"WOW DA HEALAH O' TROOF IS GONNA HIT T4 THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No, because I'm going away for a few days. Til sunday to be exact. While I still have my laptop on which I play warhammer with me, I've tried to play there before. It's ridiculous to even TRY to play. So much lag, SO MUCH.. SO MUCH..
So this will be my last post for this week unless I miraculously get wonderful connection, or even semi good connection.
Poll results: I'm making an order char! Tru you should make a...
Warrior priest: 3%
Archmage: 25%
engineer: 22%
Bright wizard: 11%
Hairless cats look awesome: 11%
Well as you know I already made my WP, but I guess I could try an AM some time.
See you guys next week or hopefully this week.
"WOW DA HEALAH O' TROOF IS GONNA HIT T4 THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No, because I'm going away for a few days. Til sunday to be exact. While I still have my laptop on which I play warhammer with me, I've tried to play there before. It's ridiculous to even TRY to play. So much lag, SO MUCH.. SO MUCH..
So this will be my last post for this week unless I miraculously get wonderful connection, or even semi good connection.
Poll results: I'm making an order char! Tru you should make a...
Warrior priest: 3%
Archmage: 25%
engineer: 22%
Bright wizard: 11%
Hairless cats look awesome: 11%
Well as you know I already made my WP, but I guess I could try an AM some time.
See you guys next week or hopefully this week.
Monday, October 11, 2010
It's STOWYTIME
In the quest for 40, I've decided to make my very own WAR childrens story, so get the kids in here (Or not...don't)
Once upon a time, a long long time ago sometime this afternoon. Way back when Jersey Shore wasn't poisoning the minds of every child to watch TV. Way back when Bill Gates was known as 'Bill Fence' I was questing (OMG, CHYEAH QUESTING) to try to rank up, when I came about some magic genie who kinda looked like Victoria Beckham during the Spice Girls era, and I asked...
Once upon a time, a long long time ago sometime this afternoon. Way back when Jersey Shore wasn't poisoning the minds of every child to watch TV. Way back when Bill Gates was known as 'Bill Fence' I was questing (OMG, CHYEAH QUESTING) to try to rank up, when I came about some magic genie who kinda looked like Victoria Beckham during the Spice Girls era, and I asked...
He twirled his hand and punched my in the face and...
Yay. And I was more excited than Tom Cruise on Oprah a few years ago (It was Oprah right? Aahh who cares, you all know what I'm talking about) Then...
And the damned genie beckham thing gave me my dok as my 40. And this is not what I meant AT ALL.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poll Results:
Should I keep adding Poll results in blog posts?
Yes, It's interesting: 33%
Meh, I don't care: 11%
No, It's a waste of Post space: 0%
No, we can check it ourselves: 5%
Hairless kittens are the best: 50%
33+11+5+50=who cares, not 100, you add it up.
It seems that Everyone likes hairless kittens... Ok ok I voted once for the hairless kittens, so not everyone. But it looks like no one is annoyed by me posting these poll results along with the original blog post.
That must mean one thing...
AHH KITTY EATS RAT!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
I went to the PTS! Oh yesses I did hobbitses!
And I must say, I do like the new changes. Although I didn't see my hint (I know it's there though, thanks Krosuss :-D) I shall find it! I SHALL!
In other words, I am now a Pokemon.
In other words, I am now a Pokemon.
Yes.. IRL I am just a hairless cat.
I can see you already scrolling down.. "Hehehehe EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
And that's what I was aiming for.
However, The 1.4 orvr changes were very pretty.
I like...
- How you respawn in the keep
- How it keeps everyone spread out
- How it required strategy
- Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
I dislike...
- How slow it is
- How confusing it is
- How I can't farm sovereign anymore
- Christine O'Donnell
ANYWAYS. Now for more Poll Results, YAY!
What do you think of the Humerous guides series?
Freaking Hilarious: 25%
A Few chuckles: 25%
One Chuckle: 12%
not funny at all: 0%
I think MSpaint should be renamed "MASTAHpaint": 37%
This had 8 voters. One of them being me (I always vote the stupid answer) BOOO
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
WHOA! Lawts of cookies? Or none at all?
Ok, so the new tank crap gear was released today, along with a new stat that makes me feel happy, because I'll be invulnerable. One of the questions I have, is am I going to look like a random hobo but be powerful like no other. Or am I going to look like a demi-god but be about as good as sovereign.
My guess would be the first. I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.
Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.
I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.
What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?
My guess would be the first. I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.
Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.
I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.
What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?
Look! It's our party dinosaur! He has a cake!
Well! Mr. 'Zanek seems to think it's a good idea, before I could ask him why he thought it was a good idea I got ported out of instance for afking while writing this post I forgot to!
Oh well, point being, mythic isn't giving us lawts of cookies. They're giving us none at all, all at the same time they're milking our money. I bet the expansion is hella expensive.
And now for poll results.
War RvR pack...
40% love it
5% think it's meh
35% hate it
20% Wha? RvR pack? I was to busy petting kittens
40+5+35+20=100%
GOOD JOB BLOGGER! YOUZ MATH IS FINALLY GOOD!
Friday, October 1, 2010
A humorous guide to the SACELLUM DUNGEONS!!
AKA The Doctor's Office =O
(Due to problems of my writing too small.. it has been.. ENLARGED!)
When you first enter you have the old people magazines and the "Prevent Nurgle Disease spread" posters. OOOOOH SCARY DOCTORS OFFICE!!! And a hall with a scary stairs that go downstairs to... the down place. Now, as I know you're not deeply engaged in the story, just like Harry Potter, or To Kill a Mockingbird or.. Pride and Prejudice.. You're wondering, who's the doctor? Do I see a Dr. Dre joke coming on? Is Thehealeroftru the doktordre? What about the doctor? Is he a certified doctor or a "This product is known to cause cancer in the state of california" doctor? Turn the page to find out... Wait this blog has no pages, it's on the intarwebz.
You stand in the waiting room for THREE HOURS.
After that time, I don't give a crap about Snooki's new STD, or how Paris Hilton is getting a light sentence... AGAIN.
Nor do I care about Britney Spear's new playah. I know every single way of how to stop nurgle by now. And the posters and magazines are starting to mix, such as I remember seeing Jennifer Aniston's new boils on her new boob implants (see even the magazine editions are starting to mix)
Anyways, you walk into another room, maybe I wasn't supposed to be here, but it seems the people from 'I am Legend' (but with WINGS!) come out of the rooms (Will Smith's Antidote didn't work...AGAIN) and tickle you til you are gasping for air! And you just can't take the laughter and cuteness anymore!
Finally, they're dead because I had a thorns pot by chance (THORNS POTS FTW!).
I think I found the doctor's room, but NOOOOOOOO...
So, I didn't find the doctor, but I found something you might find in "The Odyssey" Wait.. is a hydra in the Odyssey? No? Well, I should probably have taken a screenshot of the dead Hydra and put a tree trunk in his eye or something. ANYWAYS. I R now lost in thedoctaroftru's office, and I can't freaking find where I was supposed to get my ADD prescription. BUT, I find another corridor, and I fend off the nurses and the... the... whatever else there is.
And after an arguement with the mother (eww inorite) of 4-5 children. (see above screenshot, as the arguement was coming to an end) But... I finally found it! The Doctor's room!
BUT, Unfortunately...
(Due to problems of my writing too small.. it has been.. ENLARGED!)
When you first enter you have the old people magazines and the "Prevent Nurgle Disease spread" posters. OOOOOH SCARY DOCTORS OFFICE!!! And a hall with a scary stairs that go downstairs to... the down place. Now, as I know you're not deeply engaged in the story, just like Harry Potter, or To Kill a Mockingbird or.. Pride and Prejudice.. You're wondering, who's the doctor? Do I see a Dr. Dre joke coming on? Is Thehealeroftru the doktordre? What about the doctor? Is he a certified doctor or a "This product is known to cause cancer in the state of california" doctor? Turn the page to find out... Wait this blog has no pages, it's on the intarwebz.
You stand in the waiting room for THREE HOURS.
After that time, I don't give a crap about Snooki's new STD, or how Paris Hilton is getting a light sentence... AGAIN.
Nor do I care about Britney Spear's new playah. I know every single way of how to stop nurgle by now. And the posters and magazines are starting to mix, such as I remember seeing Jennifer Aniston's new boils on her new boob implants (see even the magazine editions are starting to mix)
Anyways, you walk into another room, maybe I wasn't supposed to be here, but it seems the people from 'I am Legend' (but with WINGS!) come out of the rooms (Will Smith's Antidote didn't work...AGAIN) and tickle you til you are gasping for air! And you just can't take the laughter and cuteness anymore!
Finally, they're dead because I had a thorns pot by chance (THORNS POTS FTW!).
I think I found the doctor's room, but NOOOOOOOO...
So, I didn't find the doctor, but I found something you might find in "The Odyssey" Wait.. is a hydra in the Odyssey? No? Well, I should probably have taken a screenshot of the dead Hydra and put a tree trunk in his eye or something. ANYWAYS. I R now lost in thedoctaroftru's office, and I can't freaking find where I was supposed to get my ADD prescription. BUT, I find another corridor, and I fend off the nurses and the... the... whatever else there is.
And after an arguement with the mother (eww inorite) of 4-5 children. (see above screenshot, as the arguement was coming to an end) But... I finally found it! The Doctor's room!
BUT, Unfortunately...
THEY WERE INFECTED WITH THE INFESTED TERRAN VIRUS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!
All I did was ask if they had my prescription, little did I know I accidentally ripped them out of millions of taxpayer dollars going to the Haiti Fund. But... The doctors weren't very happy with my arrival, so I had to KILL THEM and send THEM to the hospital.
THEY will get us!
THEY will get you!
THEY control the world!
Wait what was I talking about? Anyhow... I finally got them to give me my prescription.
Not only did I find my meds. And a wedding ring and a boot.
I found a letter to the doctor from someone, in first grade style of writing. "You be my friend? Circle Yes or no"
I circled MAYBE, because...just because.
I may have finally got my Meds, but...they were the wrong meds, they were the ones that are for OCD, But I'm already full on those.
THE END.
Now, for Poll results.
Did you Participate in PQ day?
I did a lot of PQs: 9%
I did a few PQs: 27%
I did no PQs: 36%
I think PQ stands for "Pants Quilt": 27%
9%+27%+27%+36%=99% Alright, who didn't vote :-P
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Sunday, September 26, 2010
Haha! You know what's NOT funny...
Before I get to QQing, I must mention, the same instance I am going to QQ about, I hid for 5 minutes as the only champion left while order was beating on the king and thinking "WTF IS THE LAST CHAMP" then they found me.
However.
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And....
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is/are not funny. Somehow before the king was killed, the champions bugged INTO our spawn point. We respawn, we die, we respawn, we die. It really sucked.
Also I still need my freaking 2nd set of sovereign, and I keep getting over rolled by rank 33s and stuff.
And I put up a new poll. The results from last weeks poll were...
Keep Playing DoK - 26%
Play WH on Badlands - 6%
Play a sorc - 20%
Quit the game already scrub - 0% (thank god)
Uhh there needs to be a "?" not a period - 46%
46+20+6+26 = 98?
Blogger needs to L2P
I dunno what I should play yet, I think it might be my sorc, I've been leveling him up and he's real fun :D
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