Having fun in t4... wait that's a boring title.. how about... OWNING FACE IN T4... no that's not true..

How about... uhh..... I have no good title for today.

But.. anyways..

I'm not OFFICIALLY in t4 with my lovey little Witch Hunter.. I'm just rank 30, and therefore can fly to the t4 zones.. I don't get the buff yet to 40, but however I can become a gutter runner and that increases my damage dealt by OVER 9000 a fairly good amount, enough that I can kill the wandering Zealot or the afk DoK.

However, what I failed to realize before I went into t4 is... how often will Gutter Runners be available... who does TI anymore? And those who do TI, who actually turns in the skaven stuff?
So I find myself waiting at the portal all day trying to find something else to do such as...

Extra large so it's easier to read.. you may have to click on it.. clicking on it enlarges it right?.. no? Well.. can't you see it some how?...god..

Well, I think this alliance chat was the funniest thing that has ever happened in about 1 month.

"TROOF, DAT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY MANG"

Well.. it was funny at the time ok... I was in tears from laughing...!!!

............

no?

Anyways... I recently decided to stalk eka around while he took pictures for his blog, and ended up at a very VERY hated PQ of mine from destro, since they can't see what I'm saying on destro.. I finally got to tell those idiots what they should hear.

...Just thought I'd post this here.


Uh.... yeah.

But, finally, I eventually DID find some gutter runners to run around with, and as expected, they made my damage go up really high. Yay.

The chosen remained unresponsive.. DID I STABBY YOO TOO HERD!?!?!

Poll Results:

Samueljackson the Witch Hunter will hit 40 in...

a week: 12%

2 weeks: 25%

a month or more: 18%

The guy who made that Peter Pan picture.. god that was an amazing reference!!!!:  43%

I personally would say a month or more.. I'll get to 36 then say "MEHHHH nvrmind"

I've decided that..

I'm only thehealeroftru in the daytime.. at night time I become a valiant superhero in the warhammer world!

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/239/index/5659138#5664941
then
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/239/index/5659138#5664944

and then...........!!


Umm.. yeah.. uhh....

nevermind.

In other news I FINALLY RESUBBED MY ORDER ACCOUNT, YAAAAAY

"So troof.. you be playin' you'z WP now?"

Nope! I made a WH, named SamuelJackson, SamuelLJackson was taken :-(

I have many quotes of his on my hotbar as macros if you're wondering.

Oooh, yeah, and some chat to go with it. hawtness

The Art of 'Oh, I don't want to go into the city, I have lockouts'

The Situation: Your alliance buddies are like, "HEY... YOO, COME DO CITY WITH US, WE'RE SURE TO FAIL WIN"

Of course, you DO NOT want to go into the city... City is fun and all... when you're with a rr 70 premade... wait.. no... even then it's not fun... It's fun when you win gear.. YES! That's it, it's fun when you win gear! How can you win this gear every time you roll? Well.. we have a special guest with us here today. Please welcome... THE RANK 34 THAT WINS GOLD BAG ON EVERY SINGLE STAGE!!!
YAY!!

Oh he's not here? You say he's raging on the forums over how people in sovereign are rolling on keep bags?  Typical.

If there is anything I hate doing, (I'm being honest here) it's being dunked in a pool of dead frogs going into the city, when I have lockouts on every single stage.  I almost ALWAYS pug city (I find I get better chances than if I go in with say, a fast built so called 'premade') and I say about... 60% of the time I get a bad, bad instance against gorfangs most feared order players.  But 40% of the time I get a good instance... by good instance I mean win at least one stage, I only win all 3 stages.. maybe 10% of the time I pug, which isn't bad IMO.
"BAWT TROOF!!! 10% IS LOW LOW NUMBAR!!"
Yes, it is a low number, but seriously, stage 3 lockouts for 3 days? (or something like that)  10% Is about the time I need for 3 days to go by.. maybe. But what am I waiting for? Each time it seems that I roll for warpforged and some rank 35 named Rastifusionator gets it (I swear, all early t4 people have weird names).  And then I do /cry and maybe to vent my anger I /t4 DO YOU LIKE KITTENS?!?! I LIKE KITTENS!!!

And here is an actual picture of me at the computer.

But really... what was I onto... Oh.. yeah, my ranting got away from me.  What I was going to say, is about 1/2 the people in my alliance will refuse to go into the city if they have lockouts, and me too, I admit it, I won't be like "OMGOMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMG NOOOO I WILLL NOT GO INTO THE CITY BECAUSE I HAZ LOCKOUTS"

During IC seiges, I gank outside if I have lockouts

During Altdorf Seiges, I gank inside the city... being of no use to my team... yay dps doks?

But I rarely.. RARELY try hard when I have a stage 3 lockout, I know you're like "Dood... that's cold man" and I know.  I don't care.  Ok maybe I do.

In other news, I'm thinking of activating my order account again and making a Witch Hunter. YAY ME!!! I already have a rank 36 WH on badlands... but I never play it for some reason. So I'll make a new one on gorfang! (This is still a maybe, I don't think I want to put up with the 'HE PLAY ORDAR AGAIN?!?! HE CWOSSWELMAR!'

I've said it once, I'll say it again.

I consider myself a member of Order and destro, not just of destro.

And don't worry, even I were ever to feed info, I'm sure WIKILEAKS would rat me out :-D

And because today's post was so bland and boring for you guys, heres a picture <3

OH, and I found out who thekillaoftru was... <3

Rank up your WL please, I want to see YOU in t4 good friend <333333333333333333

Ok ok.. time for the truth...I'm not real... I'm actually a prototype of Wall-E

Now that I think about it my title sounds like something you'd hear on Jerry Springer.
"Hu-what, you'd not a man?!?!"
"No, I'm Wall-E" OOHHHHH JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Anyways, ahem got off topic there, what todays post is about is the fusing of molecular molecules, now first, you... I don't know how to fuse Molecules... I don't even know what a Molecular molecule is, or if it exists.

GOD, topic... topic... Ok! Good! My Warrior Priest hit 36, my renown rank can finally pass rank, but guess what, I'm only rr 32, that's why today I'll level VICIOUSLY!!!
I can't wait til I hit 40, however there are obstructions who get in the way,  there are propaganda nay sayers who say about me...

That's right Antoine Dodson plays Warhammer.

Anyways, That's what they're saying not in exact words but... you know...  Gets annoying when I say some command in region chat, like today in DragonWake for instance.
Thehealeroftru: Morale bomb in 30 seconds.
Person with 1/2 a brain: Is that because destro knows? Trying to push yourself to RR 80?

Well, theres a number of things wrong with your statement good sir.
1. Why would I want the character I am currently playing to DIE, my point is I'm trying to build build build renown, lots of it.
2. Telling destro about a morale bomb would be pointless "Oh hey guys in 20-30 seconds we're doing a morale bomb" because you really can't a morale bomb unless you spread out, and everyone knows that destro is always on vent, Every single one of them on the exact same vent at a time...right?
3.  I'm already rr 80... or am I?  Perhaps this good sir knows more about my dok than I do?!?! OH MY GOD I never even thought about this fact.  Wow.  How weird.
4. Your Comment is Invalid because I said so.

I just want to clear things up with any Gorfang players who may be happening to be reading this.
I'm not sure how I can put this.. um... I HAVE NEVER CROSSREALMED NOR WILL I EVER

There, was that in good enough english for you?
"NO TROO, YOU FERGETZ THE PERIOD!!!"
oh right. I need a period, my bad.

Point being, the reason I made my Warrior Priest is because some friends on the forums prompted me too, not because Mr. T said so fool. (I don't get it either, I have no idea why Mr. T just came to my head all of the sudden..Wait a minute what's the T stand for? I still don't know...perhaps Tyrannosaurus? Maybe even Train? How about Traffic Copter? Wait.. off topic again..)

By the way, I have a twitter because I fell in to peer pressure. http://twitter.com/thehealeroftru Would be it.

Poll Results:
Should you be allowed to quote Samuel L jackson in vent?
OF COURSE: 45%
yes: 2%
no: 0%
uh...no...: 5%
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!: 47%

YES! Very gud! Very gud! Everybuddy likes Samuel L Jackson.  You bettah!

Ooh one more thing, http://www.warbloggers.com/ has a profile interview of me, maybe you're interested in seeing that.

It's also a really good website to be caught up on all the latest bloggers and news for the game.

Thehealeroftru's WAR blog.. THE MUSICAL!

Ok... Ok... theres no music.  Or dancing.  Or ... Anything.

BUUUT, there is the PTS I went to yesterday, You see what happened, was there was a large bug that made them end the PTS prematurely (They said at the moment it only allows a certain amount of instances to be active at one), BUT I still got into the dungeons.  Lets start a clock of how I got in even though the instances were full.

0:00:00: Everyone tries to join in the dungeon, we're all transported to Norsa :D
0:00:30: Mythic announces they're ending the PTS as it's a bug that will take coding to fix.
0:00:00-0:10:00: Immature assfaces CWY CWY CWY in advice chat and region, they obviously didn't get the term TEST. Say it with me. T-E-S-T. TEST, Don't think it was supposed to go smoothly. While it is a preview for new content, that is not all it is, by coming to the PTS you are agreeing to help them with the new content, they can't test with all the devs, because this dungeon-thing is a 24 VS 24, there are not 48 devs.  During this 0-10 minutes I try to calm people down by telling them the sad truth of why they were invited here, but all I see in chat is "WAH WAH WAH CRY QQ, /EMO", One notable quote was "IT'S 3 AM HERE, WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE A TEST JUST FOR EUROPE" which I promptly threw my computer out the window at, because if you read the herald, they DID.
0:10:01: People quitting after the QQing.
0:15:00: The smart people stay, do orvr til more people leave.
0:20:00: TADAAAAAHHH an instance open because everyone left.

"Great things come to those who wait" -Some famous guy probably

Also, I lead the BESTEST BESTEST WB EVAR because it was an all Gorfang Warband, not that I don't like other servers, I just like running with people I know (we did invite a few people from other servers because there weren't that much gorfangys) TY for all those destro who came to our gorfang wb

Anyways.  Here's some Screenshots of the nice little instance.

As you can see, the one above has a new item and lots of PUS, LAWTS AND LAWTS OF PUS. 
No, not really, not lawts of pus.
But skeeter or whatever the hell his name is is the first boss. (He's a hillbillay Skaven) Skeeter's PQ drops green bags. Just green bags.
I didn't get past he second boss or get to the third, because I got bored.  I'm sorry to say that, I really am.  But you just run in a big room, and then you meet order with the boss in the middle, and you aoe the crap out of everything. It wouldn't be so bad, but GOD are those bosses tough, I swear 30 minutes after boss 2 started he was still above 50% (and that's not an exaggeration, not even joking with you)
So, they're fixing it, test'll be maybe next week, hopefully we don't get as much Chris Crockers (ZING)

In other news, my wonderful WP has hit t4, and is not doing bad at all :-D

Those are two of the times where I've been top heals.  I've come extremely close a lot of the other times (Mostly within 5-10k heals) but sometimes I do terribad and get like 50k off. :-( I WILLY WILLY WILLY like playing this Warrior Priest. It makes meh happay.

And now for poll results:

WAIT WAIT... "THAR BE NO POLL RESULTZ TRU, WHAT YOU DOING"

I don't know.

Nevermind.

I'M ALREADY IN T4 ON MY WARRIOR PRIEEST THAT I MADE TWO DAYS AGO

Oops I spelled "Priest" Wrong.  Meh I'm to lazy to fix it I've already started.
But I'm just kidding about being in t4.  I wish.
I must say though that leveling is BORING BROING BRPIAJGDOIUEWADSEWATG.  BORING.
I'm only rank 14 actually, I just discovered I level slow.  I'm slower than.. than... than... I can't think of anything funny to compare to.

Anyways, I did tag along with people in bastion in hopes it'd get me some exp (it didn't :-( )

Yay! To bad it gave me no exp :-(

Sorry for not posting yesterday, to busy leveling up =O

My new account's first day

"TROO, YOU BE'Z A CWOSSWELMER YOU DOOSH"
No!
Crossrealming = Feeding information to the other realm

The only time I have ever, EVER gotten ts close to Liandel and not had my face hacked off

What I am doing is playing a class with friends that are on order who I can't team with cause i'm on destro.
I look forward to leveling this WP and smashing in everyone's face (well.. healing in.. everyone's........face......which..others.. shall smash?)
Is this wrong? No.
/discuss

WARHAMMER BEACH PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

When I first made my WH, I decided to make a check list to do things as an order, I only have one thing left to do...

PARTAY!

As you can see, only me, Kinlay, and that elusive party dinosaur showed up, but.. the water is poisonous and you can't swim in it whatsoever.

Dinosaur made some lame jokes, I swear they're prehistoric they're so old, heard 'em all. 

WTB moar for beech partay

I R TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!1!!!

Standing outside altdorf today on badlands for a city seige, I felt extremely out of place, and I mean extremely.

I've decided to put all my destro toons on hold until my WH hits 40 (rank 34 today, woulda gotten rank 35 if the game didn't hate me so bad).  

I really need to get used to that, I saw a white lion running at me in a sc earlier and almost shat myself because I had no healers around, then I remembered "Oh yeah, i'm a cat person now"

I really ultrahate chosens now though, and I will never be able to play mine again (Nothing new there)

Now, the reason the game hates me, wondering if anyone else has this problems.

At random times, when I try to load WAR it says it can't find a certain patch file, find the thread here and FOR THE LOVE OF SIGMAR/KHAINE/MORK/GORK/SLAANESH blah blah blah, give me an answer!

WHAT?!?! A tier 4 PvE turned PvP encouter in.... REIKLAND?!?!

Just an hour ago I was running around lookin for tome unlocks, and I see a rank 30 something BW run past me, and I think, "Hmm... freenown" so I chase, then all of the sudden I get jumped by 8 or so order, and they're doing an order PQ.  I've never killed people in a PQ, and.. I love it.  New terrain to wipe the ground with, plus it was pretty epic.  I killed a RP before I got overwhelmed. 
Most of you are probably thinking "WTF is wrong with you"

The honest answer to that is, 'I dunno', but I thought it was quite sweet killing people outside of the lakes.

THIS shows WHERE on the map it was.

THIS shows combat. yay