WE'Z BE DOKS, WE SAD DAT WE NOT TERRIBADLY OVARPOWERED ANYMOAR

Seriously, get over it.

I keep seeing people that are like "WHY CAN'T I SURVIVE 55 GUARDS ANYMOAR?!?!"
And I just want to smack them, I swear, I am the only DoK who likes the nerf.  If you are a DoK who likes the nerf, tell me, please, tell me so I can not feel so alone anymore.
I picture the complaints kind of like...

But then...

And then everyone starts crying and is like "BUT... THEY GOT NARFED"

But I like the nerf, it's overdue and long needed.  Plus I enjoy having less doks.

In other news, I'm still wondering why I spent $15 on boring grinding and frustration

And in OTHER BIG NEWS I have found a wannabe that I somewhat admire.

So I was walking in praag this evening.. and I turn a corner, I see a white lion, a rank 11 white lion, I think
"LAWL, RANK 11 LION LOOK YUMMY FOOD (Unless he emotes me)"

But then I saw his name... and just stopped charging.. in shock..

This picture deserves a "LARGE" size... But holy crap.. WHO BE PLAYIN A JOKE ON ME?!?!

I one shotted him of course

Why.. thank you for the name?

I'm truly flattered.. especially on the coincidence you found me randomly in Praag...

Should Arisechicken start blogging again?

Yes: 25%

Hell Yes: 75%

HUZZAH!!!