Wow... I had FAHN today :D

I actually played the game instead of trolling around for the first time in god knows how long, and I loved it.

This is an ACTUAL Picture of me when I play warhammer.

Look at my happiness of the group heal button!!! :D

By the way, my "4" key (group heal key) squeaks when I touch it now cause it's used so much o.o

Right now our record is at 5-2 for tonight and just getting started. We beat a full rr 80 sov premade using our skillz (we have a conq, two invaders two warlords and me being the sov) so we're doing pretty good for now. 

I have more heals than Tiger Woods has mistresses, we'z doing pro. But now that I said that, it will probably start to suck now.

Here is a screenshot of my last SC.




WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Oooh new gear!! THE PTS LEGEND THAT IS THARHEALAROFTROOF

I spent my wonderful day on the PTS, and boi do I look hawt.

That is the new DoK gear.  Shoulders look awesome IMO.  I have tons of screenshots from the PTS so I'll go over all of them >:-)

By the way, I created a guild called

And.. without even trying, ninjaed everyone from Andy's guild.  I thought my guild was pathetic and no one would join, but people did and in the end I had 3x the members of Hugs Inc, Andy's guild :-( 

I offered to combine guilds (my guild wasn't leaving when I told them too, which I partly was happy about

CONAN! CONAN!) but he said it was fine, but I was left with the strange impression that he strongly disliked me...

But AMAGAD, look, heres some of the gearsets for classes.

The Gas Mask

The Roman soldier thingy with large eyebrows.

The Medieval Knight with Dwarfism.

The Antoine Dodson with a mustache.

The Larry King with a beard.

The tango... with a mustache...

But... As for the actual gameplay.. It was alright, seems a bit OP atm (900 toughness BWs crit you for 4.5k) but I'm sure Mythic will fix it all up so it's nice and pretty. ^_^

Bye bye, off to watch conan

Conan is my idol.

YES! IT'S TRUE! I waited about NINE MONTHS for last night. I was going to make a post about this last night but I was to busy giggling at the TV starting at 5:30 all the way until conan was on. Waiting... just waiting while giggling...
The following picture is an actual picture of me before conan started.

OH GOD. That's right, Warhammer blog, WARHAMMER WARHAMMER.
BLAH!
So I came home today and was really happy that there was a test on the PTS tonight... but then I go to the herald to see what time it was at.  And turns out it's postponed for tomorrow.  This makes me a sad Wall-E. But Atleast they didn't throw out a test altogether.
IMO Mythic is doing one thing right...
Putting me on the Blogger roll call..
No just kidding (However this was extremely correct of them), But what's really right that they're doing, is letting us help test it for them. I can't recall another MMO I have played where the devs let you test the content (Then again this is my first MMO)

On a side note that I have not yet mentioned yet: Conan is awesome. Very awesome.

FREAKING EDIT: OH MY JESUS! HOW DID I MISS THIS!
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/230/index/5209814/1
YES! YES! YES! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

RvR Tier Bracket Adjustment: WOW! Love it, makes t1 non twinkable now (well twinks will get owned) and all the other tiers will be........ interesting... gonna make soloing at low ranks IMPOSSIBLE anymore.  T4 rank 32+ has been fixed though.

Scenerio Matchmaking: Oh god, I don't want to be paired with all the PROmades ;-): Well guess I'd better stop pugging. But even so, this makes me extremely happy and this is awesome.  If it shows your rating this will also put a halt to people thinking a person is good, yet another person thinks that same player is bad, because rating will say otherwise.

Ease of aquiring gear: They're making gear WAAAAY easier to get, which frankly... will be epicly awesome ^_^

Gold Bag Opt outs: YES Only being able to opt out of gold bag has finally come this makes me want to put a kitty in the dryer and watch it go round and round and round and round and round and round and...
/happy opera
Poll Results:
Your Renown rank is...
1-40: 10%
41-60: 3%
61-79: 42%
80: 21%
OVER 9000!!!!: 21%

Yaaaay a lot of people are nearing 80 which means they're just getting ready for MOOOOARRRR GRINDING

WHOA WHOA, Tharhealaroftroof! You'z Polls is EVAPSORATING!

I was going to post next when devs gave more detail bout the scenerio changes (He said something on twitter about it, I don't wanna go back four days to dig it up) I figured it was coming within a day or two. So I was just waiting for something to go up on the Developer page... nothing happened... so here I am with nothing to post about and lots of things to cry about (Like usual)

"TROOF! WHAT'S THE SCENERIOS GON' BE BOUT?!?!"

Jeebus I dunno, they haven't said, if I had to guess it would be about cross server SCs.  But what to post about... Hmmm.. What pictures can I put captions on today.. comon pop culture give me more stupid pictures...Don't make me dig up old stuff..

./ramble.

But anyways, since my last post my warrior priest has made ZERO progress.  Nov 4th I didn't do anything cause it seemed boring, Nov 5th I didn't do anything cause I was to busy messing around with my new iPod Touch.  Nov 6th was the same deal.  And... today is Nov 7th I think and I don't know what I'm going to do.
BUT AMAGAD My poll has been closed for like 3 days now, how retarded of me.

So.. I need to think of a new Poll.. AND I need to poll result the last one.

Poll Results:

The Future of War Looks...

Good: 40%
Ok: 20%
Bleak: 12%
Can't tell: 8%
Jerry Springer is the funniest show EVAR: 20%

YES GOOD WINS, I was hoping for this great feat.

Time for a serious post... BWAHAHHAA no just kidding.

The Patch Notes were released, how amazing is this? Not so exciting.

No DoK changes, you hear me, NO DOK CHANGES. Not even a nerf. And I didn't even check Warrior Priest.
There was really nothing there that I already didn't know, or is it There was really nothing there that I already knew? Gah I hate the english language, I don't care, you get what I'm saying. There was nothing new for me there.
Except that WEs Heart Render Toxin doing a lot of damage was supposedly a "Bug" and not a nerf as we all thought.
How sad.

In other news, I have found I love White Lions.  LUB DEM. LUB DEM SOOOO MUCH! I made one and I've gotten him to rank 6 today. Planning on playing more until rvrpack.
Once the RvR pack comes out, I'm canceling my order account until I hit rr 100.  I wouldn't even be playing that account when I need more renown to grind, so It'd just be a waste of money.

Ok Ok, so what if there weren't many jokes in this post, I R SORRY!!!!!! :-( :-(

By the way. My Birthday is on Friday.

Not that it matters.

Ok ok.. time for the truth...I'm not real... I'm actually a prototype of Wall-E

Now that I think about it my title sounds like something you'd hear on Jerry Springer.
"Hu-what, you'd not a man?!?!"
"No, I'm Wall-E" OOHHHHH JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Anyways, ahem got off topic there, what todays post is about is the fusing of molecular molecules, now first, you... I don't know how to fuse Molecules... I don't even know what a Molecular molecule is, or if it exists.

GOD, topic... topic... Ok! Good! My Warrior Priest hit 36, my renown rank can finally pass rank, but guess what, I'm only rr 32, that's why today I'll level VICIOUSLY!!!
I can't wait til I hit 40, however there are obstructions who get in the way,  there are propaganda nay sayers who say about me...

That's right Antoine Dodson plays Warhammer.

Anyways, That's what they're saying not in exact words but... you know...  Gets annoying when I say some command in region chat, like today in DragonWake for instance.
Thehealeroftru: Morale bomb in 30 seconds.
Person with 1/2 a brain: Is that because destro knows? Trying to push yourself to RR 80?

Well, theres a number of things wrong with your statement good sir.
1. Why would I want the character I am currently playing to DIE, my point is I'm trying to build build build renown, lots of it.
2. Telling destro about a morale bomb would be pointless "Oh hey guys in 20-30 seconds we're doing a morale bomb" because you really can't a morale bomb unless you spread out, and everyone knows that destro is always on vent, Every single one of them on the exact same vent at a time...right?
3.  I'm already rr 80... or am I?  Perhaps this good sir knows more about my dok than I do?!?! OH MY GOD I never even thought about this fact.  Wow.  How weird.
4. Your Comment is Invalid because I said so.

I just want to clear things up with any Gorfang players who may be happening to be reading this.
I'm not sure how I can put this.. um... I HAVE NEVER CROSSREALMED NOR WILL I EVER

There, was that in good enough english for you?
"NO TROO, YOU FERGETZ THE PERIOD!!!"
oh right. I need a period, my bad.

Point being, the reason I made my Warrior Priest is because some friends on the forums prompted me too, not because Mr. T said so fool. (I don't get it either, I have no idea why Mr. T just came to my head all of the sudden..Wait a minute what's the T stand for? I still don't know...perhaps Tyrannosaurus? Maybe even Train? How about Traffic Copter? Wait.. off topic again..)

By the way, I have a twitter because I fell in to peer pressure. http://twitter.com/thehealeroftru Would be it.

Poll Results:
Should you be allowed to quote Samuel L jackson in vent?
OF COURSE: 45%
yes: 2%
no: 0%
uh...no...: 5%
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!: 47%

YES! Very gud! Very gud! Everybuddy likes Samuel L Jackson.  You bettah!

Ooh one more thing, http://www.warbloggers.com/ has a profile interview of me, maybe you're interested in seeing that.

It's also a really good website to be caught up on all the latest bloggers and news for the game.

I R THARCHAMPIONOFTROOF!

Today in my third city instance EVAR on my Warrior Priest (EVAR I say....EV....AR...) EVAR!
Anyways, I crashed client so I could be a champion, and I was :D.  After a long emote war with all of destro, stage 3 finally came and I was a happy little/big champion.

I tried to draw stewie griffin, but I failed so I Xed it out because it sucked.  I also drew the olympic torch with me inside of it.. but thta failed to.. And I didn't want to cross it out.

But I didn't win because I was outnumbered by destro,it was 12 to 1.  And a rank35 doesn't fare well again 12 high renown rank players.

But the emote made it better.

Poll Results:

The New Dungeon Is...

Fun: 0%

Boring: 14%

Meh, it's alright I guess: 6%

Never Tried it: 21%

SAMUEL L JACKSON SWEARS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE: 57%

 

On a side note for this Poll Result: Samuel L Jackson is the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD EVAR that can say "Mother****er" and make it feel like you've been tickled by the feathers of angels and dipped into a nice sweet warm pool of happiness.