Oops I spelled "Priest" Wrong. Meh I'm to lazy to fix it I've already started.
But I'm just kidding about being in t4. I wish.
I must say though that leveling is BORING BROING BRPIAJGDOIUEWADSEWATG. BORING.
I'm only rank 14 actually, I just discovered I level slow. I'm slower than.. than... than... I can't think of anything funny to compare to.
Anyways, I did tag along with people in bastion in hopes it'd get me some exp (it didn't :-( )
Yay! To bad it gave me no exp :-(
Sorry for not posting yesterday, to busy leveling up =O
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
My new account's first day
"TROO, YOU BE'Z A CWOSSWELMER YOU DOOSH"
No!
Crossrealming = Feeding information to the other realm
What I am doing is playing a class with friends that are on order who I can't team with cause i'm on destro.
I look forward to leveling this WP and smashing in everyone's face (well.. healing in.. everyone's........face......which..others.. shall smash?)
Is this wrong? No.
/discuss
No!
Crossrealming = Feeding information to the other realm
The only time I have ever, EVER gotten ts close to Liandel and not had my face hacked off
What I am doing is playing a class with friends that are on order who I can't team with cause i'm on destro.
I look forward to leveling this WP and smashing in everyone's face (well.. healing in.. everyone's........face......which..others.. shall smash?)
Is this wrong? No.
/discuss
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Proof that CSRs named after TV characters are disrespectful
Thehealeroftru, you have obviously gone beyond bored. While I wait a week to line up my charging of my destro account to make my order account, I am doing the randomest stuff EVAR.
However, I thought this was pretty funny, based on all the "CSRs are rude" things. Which TBH only had one problem of a CSR being disrespectful, and in all honesty I was in a bad mood that day, which means it probably was nothing at all.
I hope the small text is a bit easy to read. So how is eating bacon today? Is it good? Is there a hairless cat that is distracting you?
I was gonna post about something else but my A.D.D. drew me to The Colbert Report for an hour. Now I forgot.
So enjoy reading that screenshot, no matter how boring it may be...
However, I thought this was pretty funny, based on all the "CSRs are rude" things. Which TBH only had one problem of a CSR being disrespectful, and in all honesty I was in a bad mood that day, which means it probably was nothing at all.
I hope the small text is a bit easy to read. So how is eating bacon today? Is it good? Is there a hairless cat that is distracting you?
I was gonna post about something else but my A.D.D. drew me to The Colbert Report for an hour. Now I forgot.
So enjoy reading that screenshot, no matter how boring it may be...
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
I went to the PTS! Oh yesses I did hobbitses!
And I must say, I do like the new changes. Although I didn't see my hint (I know it's there though, thanks Krosuss :-D) I shall find it! I SHALL!
In other words, I am now a Pokemon.
In other words, I am now a Pokemon.
Yes.. IRL I am just a hairless cat.
I can see you already scrolling down.. "Hehehehe EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
And that's what I was aiming for.
However, The 1.4 orvr changes were very pretty.
I like...
- How you respawn in the keep
- How it keeps everyone spread out
- How it required strategy
- Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
I dislike...
- How slow it is
- How confusing it is
- How I can't farm sovereign anymore
- Christine O'Donnell
ANYWAYS. Now for more Poll Results, YAY!
What do you think of the Humerous guides series?
Freaking Hilarious: 25%
A Few chuckles: 25%
One Chuckle: 12%
not funny at all: 0%
I think MSpaint should be renamed "MASTAHpaint": 37%
This had 8 voters. One of them being me (I always vote the stupid answer) BOOO
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
WHOA! Lawts of cookies? Or none at all?
Ok, so the new tank crap gear was released today, along with a new stat that makes me feel happy, because I'll be invulnerable. One of the questions I have, is am I going to look like a random hobo but be powerful like no other. Or am I going to look like a demi-god but be about as good as sovereign.
My guess would be the first. I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.
Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.
I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.
What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?
My guess would be the first. I'm going to look like a nice chunk of Khaine poo, but i'll have 4 conq WHs behind me and I'll be giggling all the way to Karl Franz.
Another thing I'm concerned about is PJDSALFJAOGUEWAHGA8^&!*@(@&
Sorry had a nice little breakdown just thinking about it, how freaking sad will it be when we farm for eleven hours. And we don't even have 1/100 of the things to by the arm piece for it.
I hope the skaven land PVPVE thing will have the answers to give me my new gear.
I also wonder how annoying it will be at 99-100 to grind for a week and be 5% in.
RR 79-80 was like 500k. 99-100 is going to be hell.
What does Mr. 'Zanek think of all this?
Look! It's our party dinosaur! He has a cake!
Well! Mr. 'Zanek seems to think it's a good idea, before I could ask him why he thought it was a good idea I got ported out of instance for afking while writing this post I forgot to!
Oh well, point being, mythic isn't giving us lawts of cookies. They're giving us none at all, all at the same time they're milking our money. I bet the expansion is hella expensive.
And now for poll results.
War RvR pack...
40% love it
5% think it's meh
35% hate it
20% Wha? RvR pack? I was to busy petting kittens
40+5+35+20=100%
GOOD JOB BLOGGER! YOUZ MATH IS FINALLY GOOD!
Monday, October 4, 2010
Tight spaced AoE pvp landz
What if there were an entire LOTD type world (with both realms allowed in at once) but it wasn't really a nice landscape.. it was just lots of tunnels and doors...
Oh I'm getting distracted again. Anyways, (I don't write a pre-write, these side conversations are not planned, I just type what I'm thinking at the moment...pretty sad, huh?) Anyways. But what would bring a person to that zone. Maybe a Hydra that wanders and drops rvr pieces? Hydra spawns randomly and you have to find him?
"BUT TROO, DAT BE PVE!" Well lets pull a Mythic and make it PvP somehow. Like..24 VS 24 Land of the dead but without the realm control!? :-D
What would NOT be fun would be a wandering skaven, because I want to see something you never see in game. I used Hydra as an example, maybe a Great Unclean One who wanders, like the one in Bilerot Burrow. And don't make 'em pussy little lesser ward heroes. Make them supreme ward lords. Make them hard to kill, not retardedly hard to kill, just a challenge.
Don't make the zone huge, make it so small that PvP encounters are almost certain. You know what. Make not just Warcamps at the opposite side of the map, don't make level 55 guards, make it a random spawn when you fly there, or whatever you'd do.
To combat spawn camping, make a giant Kitten Doggy Platypus Cliff that you jump off of and die so you cannot even get to the fighting. Hell, put Amy Winehouse in front of the warcamp. That oughta scare people away. You know what, lets make a nice list of celebrities you wouldn't even go near.
Anyways. Now what you should seriously do to prevent spawn camping.. Well.. I dunno let Eka or Bootae figure that out.
But since I am a terribad explainer of things (see, see that, I just said "explainer of things", nuf said) I can't tell you about my dream zone.
You could even make it instanced, like a scenerio, 12 people can enter at a time both fight the supreme lord whilst killing each other. Make the lord not just drop the gear, make the late game gear drop rare. Make him have a chance to drop weapons, jewelry, currency. Ect.
Make there a big arena type room where you can duel the same faction, even though
"THERE ARE NO DUELS, THIS IS WAR!" -Andy Belford
Similar to the Boss of bastion stair, that room is awesome.
Wait, wait, why am I even making a SEMI serious post?
I have let you all down.
I apologize.
If you want ACTUAL good ideas, go to Eka's blog, because Eka has common sense and a brain unlike me.
Like the Altdorf Sewers for instance. Something nice and skinny, so you can set ambushes, it'd be perfect for ganking.
All the cool (bright wizard) college kids are doing it, and by it I mean making out in some secluded area of this land because it's closed in and no one can see them.
You know, that'd be a weird thing for mythic to add, LOTM, Land of the Mono...How would that fit into lore though... Skaven type.. mono.. or...
Oh I'm getting distracted again. Anyways, (I don't write a pre-write, these side conversations are not planned, I just type what I'm thinking at the moment...pretty sad, huh?) Anyways. But what would bring a person to that zone. Maybe a Hydra that wanders and drops rvr pieces? Hydra spawns randomly and you have to find him?
"BUT TROO, DAT BE PVE!" Well lets pull a Mythic and make it PvP somehow. Like..
What would NOT be fun would be a wandering skaven, because I want to see something you never see in game. I used Hydra as an example, maybe a Great Unclean One who wanders, like the one in Bilerot Burrow. And don't make 'em pussy little lesser ward heroes. Make them supreme ward lords. Make them hard to kill, not retardedly hard to kill, just a challenge.
Don't make the zone huge, make it so small that PvP encounters are almost certain. You know what. Make not just Warcamps at the opposite side of the map, don't make level 55 guards, make it a random spawn when you fly there, or whatever you'd do.
To combat spawn camping, make a giant
- Amy Winehouse
- Mel Gibson (when he's angry)
- Lindsey Lohan
- That one guy I saw at a theatre I saw the other day, he had the biggest nose! I swear! He was acting on stage and from clear in the back I could feel him sneeze. He was tapping the guy in the front row on his shoulder with his long nose!
Anyways. Now what you should seriously do to prevent spawn camping.. Well.. I dunno let Eka or Bootae figure that out.
But since I am a terribad explainer of things (see, see that, I just said "explainer of things", nuf said) I can't tell you about my dream zone.
You could even make it instanced, like a scenerio, 12 people can enter at a time both fight the supreme lord whilst killing each other. Make the lord not just drop the gear, make the late game gear drop rare. Make him have a chance to drop weapons, jewelry, currency. Ect.
Make there a big arena type room where you can duel the same faction, even though
"THERE ARE NO DUELS, THIS IS WAR!" -Andy Belford
Similar to the Boss of bastion stair, that room is awesome.
Hell, make a guy like the skull lord wander around the whole place. That's one place I'd like to be with a party. Only problem with giant awesome npcs who drop epicness is how would they get through the little doors in such a maze?
I have let you all down.
I apologize.
If you want ACTUAL good ideas, go to Eka's blog, because Eka has common sense and a brain unlike me.
Friday, October 1, 2010
A humorous guide to the SACELLUM DUNGEONS!!
AKA The Doctor's Office =O
(Due to problems of my writing too small.. it has been.. ENLARGED!)
When you first enter you have the old people magazines and the "Prevent Nurgle Disease spread" posters. OOOOOH SCARY DOCTORS OFFICE!!! And a hall with a scary stairs that go downstairs to... the down place. Now, as I know you're not deeply engaged in the story, just like Harry Potter, or To Kill a Mockingbird or.. Pride and Prejudice.. You're wondering, who's the doctor? Do I see a Dr. Dre joke coming on? Is Thehealeroftru the doktordre? What about the doctor? Is he a certified doctor or a "This product is known to cause cancer in the state of california" doctor? Turn the page to find out... Wait this blog has no pages, it's on the intarwebz.
You stand in the waiting room for THREE HOURS.
After that time, I don't give a crap about Snooki's new STD, or how Paris Hilton is getting a light sentence... AGAIN.
Nor do I care about Britney Spear's new playah. I know every single way of how to stop nurgle by now. And the posters and magazines are starting to mix, such as I remember seeing Jennifer Aniston's new boils on her new boob implants (see even the magazine editions are starting to mix)
Anyways, you walk into another room, maybe I wasn't supposed to be here, but it seems the people from 'I am Legend' (but with WINGS!) come out of the rooms (Will Smith's Antidote didn't work...AGAIN) and tickle you til you are gasping for air! And you just can't take the laughter and cuteness anymore!
Finally, they're dead because I had a thorns pot by chance (THORNS POTS FTW!).
I think I found the doctor's room, but NOOOOOOOO...
So, I didn't find the doctor, but I found something you might find in "The Odyssey" Wait.. is a hydra in the Odyssey? No? Well, I should probably have taken a screenshot of the dead Hydra and put a tree trunk in his eye or something. ANYWAYS. I R now lost in thedoctaroftru's office, and I can't freaking find where I was supposed to get my ADD prescription. BUT, I find another corridor, and I fend off the nurses and the... the... whatever else there is.
And after an arguement with the mother (eww inorite) of 4-5 children. (see above screenshot, as the arguement was coming to an end) But... I finally found it! The Doctor's room!
BUT, Unfortunately...
(Due to problems of my writing too small.. it has been.. ENLARGED!)
When you first enter you have the old people magazines and the "Prevent Nurgle Disease spread" posters. OOOOOH SCARY DOCTORS OFFICE!!! And a hall with a scary stairs that go downstairs to... the down place. Now, as I know you're not deeply engaged in the story, just like Harry Potter, or To Kill a Mockingbird or.. Pride and Prejudice.. You're wondering, who's the doctor? Do I see a Dr. Dre joke coming on? Is Thehealeroftru the doktordre? What about the doctor? Is he a certified doctor or a "This product is known to cause cancer in the state of california" doctor? Turn the page to find out... Wait this blog has no pages, it's on the intarwebz.
You stand in the waiting room for THREE HOURS.
After that time, I don't give a crap about Snooki's new STD, or how Paris Hilton is getting a light sentence... AGAIN.
Nor do I care about Britney Spear's new playah. I know every single way of how to stop nurgle by now. And the posters and magazines are starting to mix, such as I remember seeing Jennifer Aniston's new boils on her new boob implants (see even the magazine editions are starting to mix)
Anyways, you walk into another room, maybe I wasn't supposed to be here, but it seems the people from 'I am Legend' (but with WINGS!) come out of the rooms (Will Smith's Antidote didn't work...AGAIN) and tickle you til you are gasping for air! And you just can't take the laughter and cuteness anymore!
Finally, they're dead because I had a thorns pot by chance (THORNS POTS FTW!).
I think I found the doctor's room, but NOOOOOOOO...
So, I didn't find the doctor, but I found something you might find in "The Odyssey" Wait.. is a hydra in the Odyssey? No? Well, I should probably have taken a screenshot of the dead Hydra and put a tree trunk in his eye or something. ANYWAYS. I R now lost in thedoctaroftru's office, and I can't freaking find where I was supposed to get my ADD prescription. BUT, I find another corridor, and I fend off the nurses and the... the... whatever else there is.
And after an arguement with the mother (eww inorite) of 4-5 children. (see above screenshot, as the arguement was coming to an end) But... I finally found it! The Doctor's room!
BUT, Unfortunately...
THEY WERE INFECTED WITH THE INFESTED TERRAN VIRUS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!
All I did was ask if they had my prescription, little did I know I accidentally ripped them out of millions of taxpayer dollars going to the Haiti Fund. But... The doctors weren't very happy with my arrival, so I had to KILL THEM and send THEM to the hospital.
THEY will get us!
THEY will get you!
THEY control the world!
Wait what was I talking about? Anyhow... I finally got them to give me my prescription.
Not only did I find my meds. And a wedding ring and a boot.
I found a letter to the doctor from someone, in first grade style of writing. "You be my friend? Circle Yes or no"
I circled MAYBE, because...just because.
I may have finally got my Meds, but...they were the wrong meds, they were the ones that are for OCD, But I'm already full on those.
THE END.
Now, for Poll results.
Did you Participate in PQ day?
I did a lot of PQs: 9%
I did a few PQs: 27%
I did no PQs: 36%
I think PQ stands for "Pants Quilt": 27%
9%+27%+27%+36%=99% Alright, who didn't vote :-P
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