A small serious post

Well since I have nothing to say today, I will just celebrate my dinging rr 70 and finally getting full warlord.

Yay.

I forgot how I did it, probably stealing some renown from a Mara or something when I healed him a 1/2 second before he killed someone.  But I did it... yes... I did... sure it's not 80, but it's farther than I ever thought I'd get with all my screwing around and pugging nearly all the time. 

Guild Dance Parties

Today was my 1st day doing RvR in a few days and I thought it would be boring.

It was.

Really.

It was boring.

The end! Good bye.

Just kidding.  Today wasn't bad at all.  In Caledor there was some pretty good rvr,  not that I participated.  More of running around and doing nothing.

After running around a bit, I came up behind torgaan and Stabbed him in the back with beef jerky spammed /cheer at him while running around as a skaven.  I really thought he would then invis then come friend behind me and kill me faster than.. faster then.. uhh... I have no comparison.  I thought he would just kill me fast.  But instead to my pleasure, he turned into a skaven and started running around too. Luckily before we got wiped (Which you will see an imitation of in the screenshot) I got a nice screenshot so I can show off.

I tried VERY hard to save Torgaan.  But my efforts went unnoticed as a bunch of destro nom nommed him up.  Poor Torgaan.

Now for the $250,000 dollar question...

My next screenshot is...

1. 
   
   A party
2. 
   
   A voodoo ritual
3. 
   
   duck duck goose game
4. 
   
   Muffins
5. 
   
   All of the above

You're all wrong the answer is "A guild meeting" but I really thought this was the most epiczorz guild meeting I've ever seen. There were banners in the middle, 1/2 of them all were naked, There was dinosaurs, ect.

It looked like the biggest WAR party I'd ever seen.

I was really tempted to stab them in the back with beef jerky run in with my guild banner and just slam it down and start doing /dance and /cheer.  But I knew that would probably not be good.  I think my guild should from now on do our guild meetings like this.  It would make me the happiest dok in the whole entire world.

I'm back

Well I was gone for 5 days or so... I took lots of pictures of squirrels on my vacation.

And that's all I have to say today. >_>

Guess that Location

So a few months ago I did something like this on my alliance website, and figured, "Hey, why not doing on my blog."  So, today I went around with several people and did some random PvE stuff and whatnot.  So I have 5 screenshots here.  Since none of you do PvE (Pssh, who does besides me?), I'll give you 4 Choices for each Pic.  Sadly, I cannot give rewards to Order or anyone on another server, so this needs to only apply for Destro Gorfang.  1 correct gives 1g, 2 correct gives 5g, 3 correct gives 10g, 4 correct gives 25g, all correct gives 50g.

I will not be making a post tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, and possibly saturday because I will be on a little vacation.  I'll check the answers late saturday or early sunday.

OH, by the way.  My guild banner are in some of these because I was thinking of putting them on guild website too >_> so yeah.

1. Dawn Break Manor, Eataine

2. Tempest Horn, High Pass

3. Sigmarite Temple, Black Fire Pass

4. All The King's Men, Reikland

1. Fortress of Caledor, Caledor

2. All the King's Men, Reikland

3. Burn Rock Tower, Barak Varr

4.  Kruegar Haus, Talebecland

1. Sacred Ground, Nordland

2. Mistwood Grove, Blighted Isle

3.Malyros' Rest, Caledor

4. Keeper's Vigil

1. Caladain Steppe, Dragonwake

2. Glittering Citadel, Eataine

3. The Fortress of Caledor, Caledor

4. Follow the Light, Eataine

1. Tomb of the Vulture Lord, Elf Style, Chrace

2.The Fortress of Caledor, Caledor

3.  Quyl-Isha Temple, Avelorn

4. Ruins of Anlec, The Shadowlands.

And thats it.

Yes, I couldn't help but put stupid edits in some of the photos because I'm weird like that. 

See you guys Saturday/Sunday

Rank 8 keeps make destro go boom.

Today I almost made it to city simply by saying in alliance: "Anyone wanna go take a BO or two".
I took the BOs in DW then holy crap, a dude advertises my wb in /t4 and in an hour we had 3 WBs running around.
After the flips of Praag and DW, we went to reikland and finally met opposition. By now we had about 5 WBs. So we flip Reikland and head to Eataine. Holy crap. We had a rank 4 keep and a rank 8 keep. The rank 4 keep we took down. Then we moved on to some BOs and finally the rank 8 keep.

We had so many people running in the same direction I felt like I was at a spanish soccer game. People running around, trampling young children, mad their team lost. A good chosen on the server, Deathicael, always says that WBs start up when someone 'Throws a chair'. I finally get what he meant. We had a freaking riot running around and so did order. The worst part is, I usually NEVER do orvr nonetheless lead a WB.  This was my 1st WB ever and it happened to almost make it to the city, in primetime!  Anyone else feel this is quite an accomplishment, or am I just being a scrub.

The above is the picture of us charing to the keep.  At 1st sight it looks like there is no order inside.  So we set up the rams, started banging on the door.  We get the ram up, and we get oil poured on so on so forth regular keep experience. I'm thinking, 'Hey we're not doing bad!' and then we get to the 2nd door.

I have no clue how much people order had, but it had to be over 200.  We had to hold off 2 WBs coming from east and west sides of the keep, then to top that off there were a bunch of rdps at the top near the oil and certainly lots more in the lord room and on 1st floor.  After maybe 30 minutes of me trying to keep it together in vent, and the whole WB afking because (Later told to me in tells) "It's a keep, nothing ever happens in keeps, we just went afk because we were bored."

Yeah well nice job.

FINALLY, the door breaks down and we charge in leaving the 50 people afk to be slaughtered.  The remainder of the people climb of the stairs only to be met by a ton of order.  I took a nice screenshot to show that I was the 1st one in the lord's room :-D.

This isn't even the most order in the keep, I took 2 Screenshots because in the 1st one, there were so many order you couldn't see my body.  This pic so happens to be right after 3/4 of the people in the room ran out to wipe the other destro.  Then after the wipe.  Everyone sorta.. left... So I tried to take BOs in BC, but then order showed up and wiped us all. Then I stopped to write this blog post.

But, if you look at the good side.  The 1st serious WB I have ever led, I almost made it to the city, ONE zone away.  Go me.

A Humorous guide to City Stage 3.

(1st, I just wanted to say I am now on twitter, twitter.com/thehealeroftru , Follow if you wish)

The instance starts out with usually Tchar'zanek (Probably Mr. K Franz too) saying you guys all suck for being spawn camped (At least, thats what I got out of it) and we need to kill the enemy king, blah blah blah so one. For some reason Tchar'zanek is really mad. My guess would be his Chicken legs he has, (No, they're not skinny, they just go back like a chicken) my guess is was in a serious accident (probably when he was a teenager, doing something stupid like assaulting Nordland or Finding a Chaos God) and has not since recovered.

Interesting back story, this all started because in high school, when Mr. K and the big T-Z were friends. They fought over a girl probably and Karl Franz was royalty so she probably went to him and Tchar never got over it. You know, maybe Karl will have a Son and Tchar will have a daughter and the son and daughter fall in love, plan to run away to Mantua Avelorn without their parents ever knowing. Then they kill themselves in the dramatic end...

Oh right, city, shoulda taken my A.D.D. medicine today. Anyways, so while he's talking you have lots of thoughts.
"Who's gonna be the champion?"
"Will I be the Champion"
"I hope that Lowbie isn't champion"
"Please have the champion not be a dps dok"
so on so forth as shown in my screenshot below.

Next, you run out into the statue place and kill every living thing you see.  Given that you don't get aoed down by a premade of the opposite realm.  Of course the kings need to focus on each other because of that old high school rivalry.  It's sorta like Harvard vs Yale or Montague's vs Capulets.  No one really knows who started it, and no one likes to be the sore loser who breaks tradition.
Anyhow, they battle it out and you fight the other's teams lucky people who got to be champions. (Maybe even unlucky because it just makes you a bigger target, Personally I think it'd be awesome if mythic added to the game a little arrow pointing to the champion that says "KILL ME" instead of just a pillar of red or blue)
But if you watch they both fight viciously, in your mind you think, "Wow, stupid evil Tchar'zanek, doing the bad thing" but if you look closer its not what's on the outside that counts. It's on the inside,  Before this city push Tchar'zanek got a letter from a little girl, and he was just doing this for the little girl.  Meanwhile, you are getting injured, burnt, lawled at, and you now have footprints in places where footprints should never be. 

Notice how there is so much AoE the air gets all distorted. 

So, now the opposing realm pushes you into your spawn point while your poor Tchar/Franz is left to face a horrible death of lots of fire and a poor reminder of the little girl he let down.  Now since I have no more fighting to go over (Other than saying go into the champ party even if not a champ and claim you're "support" for more renown, ssshhh) I will tell you to observe the area and look at order's top 10 champ people. It changes every week, I feel VERY bad for the stone carver that has to do this weekly.  Must be a sad, long, boring life.

In the meantime, be sure to tell everyone to attack tanks in /SC then brag about your score no matter how low.

Ex: I GOT 100K DMG BISHES!

Ex: DING!!! 45.07% INTO RR 47!!!!

Ex: Ahhh yea, Thehealeroftru critically hits Sadaell for 163 damage. 

Now here is a lovely screenshot drawn madden-style so you can explain professional what happens now.  You see, now your only option is to spam your favorite move, or your least favorite move.  Based on this SS though, Order NEEDS to wipe that graffiti off of the walls.  I hear it is a really ratty town (Not any better to IC, IC is a daemony town)

Then once your king gets waffle-stomped, your spawn barrier goes away and opposite realm runs at you like a rabid walrus hungry for Pink Dolphin flesh. This is where you RUN even though there is nothing you can do about because your king being defeated makes you shiver in fear and give in to swords and death and sadness and plague and Lazytown and whatever grisly things order can think up.

Fortunately for me, I at least get featured on Order's Happy Summer cards, Yay.

It's gonna be hot! Hurry, Beaches in Nordland and Reikland are gonna be filled to capacity before you know it.

And that is all you should know about City stage 3.

Thunder Mountain, Gaarawarr's contests, and moar!

So I thought I'd give the title a cheesy title because its a title and titles should give the idea of the post.  Title.

But seriously, I'll start out with today's Thunder Mountain RvR.

Night started off well with a keep defend (I predict @order forum post, checking after I make this blogpost) it was excellent for destro.  I got lots (2%) of renown, I got lots (pssh I dunno) of inf and lots of kills.  Personally, I think I may have gotten reported for sprinting out of the keep doors doing /s ALAHU AKBAR and then morale bombing, some people seemed annoyed, but some people in guild teamed up with me so I kept doing it.  Eventually, order got pushed back in a smart strategic manuever to take BOs and what not.  So they take the BOs, we take 'em back.  Then we all afked at a random BO and said "Lets wait".

So, I thought I was the only one who afked, not apparantally so, when I come back order is killing the mid BO and it looks hopeless.

So I hope you all like my pathetic picture I got from google image. I really wanted that flip.  The good news is, my plan for 15% per day is right on schedule, I'm right on 45% today, 45.00%

Now to Gaarawarr's (Certainly spelt it wrong) contests, Not sure whats going on but with the items he linked it certainly looks like a fun time.  I think if I read it right it said to make a twitter account and follow him, which I am now doing.  Oh well, those items he showed look awesome (except the skaven cape, I have that)

Speaking of Twitter https://twitter.com/thehealeroftru

I won't do much with it I think, if I remember to get on it.  But you know.  Might as well try to be active on it.

Stay cool guyz