Suicides on a rampant increase in Dragonwake

Reports say that this afternoon in Dragonwake after a need to get to the flight master faster, a large amount of destro commited suicide after a Disciple of Khaine screamed "MASS SUICIDE!" in /say. 
WARNING: GRUESOME PICTURE, PLEASE TAKE ALL CHILDREN AND [Insert Controversial Answer here] OUT OF THE ROOM NOW

Bodies mysteriously disappeared right after life was taken from them, ghosts reported in the Warcamp.

This just in, interview with the DoK who made this happen.

Thehealeroftru: Muffins

Reporter: Why did you convince all these people to jump off the bridge?

Thehealeroftru: Because I thought it'd be funny.

Reporter: How did you do it?

Thehealeroftru: Mass hypnossis.

Reporter: I believe it's spelt "Hypnosis"

Thehealeroftru: You used wrong grammar, it's "spelled"

Reporter: What?

Thehealeroftru: Knock Knock

Reporter: Who's.. uhh.. there?

Thehealeroftru: Muffins

Reporter: Muffins W-

Thehealeroftru: INTERRUPTING MUFFINS

Reporter: I don't get it

Thehealeorftru: Me neither, Ask me if I'm an orange.

Reporter: Are you an orange?

Thehealeroftru: The hell.. No, why'd you ask?

Reporter: Because you sai-

Thehealeroftru: INTERRUPTING MUFFINS, Hey what did the cat say to the dog when it barked?

Reporter: I dunno what?

Thehealeroftru: Meow, what the hell else would it say.

Reporter: Interrupting Muf-

Thehealeroftru: INTERRUPTING MUFFINS, thanks for reminding me.

Reporter: I find you terribly annoying.

Thehealeroftru: I find you terribly nosy and you ain't got no pancake mix.

Reporter: No

Thehealeroftru: This is cheesy and not even mildly entertaining

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I apologize, I dunno what came over me with the news scheme.  Anyhow, I have found my favorite new hobby, no one even was gonna jump off, then I did /s MASS SUICIDE!!!!!

And everyone turned around and jumped off.  It was funny and mildly entertaining.

Was hilarious.

Skaven Love Stories

Once upon a time Yesterday in Dragonwake, everyone's favorite MDPS reroll Torgaan turned into a skaven in the destro DW WC. I think order should use torgaan as a distraction to get destro off the rvr lakes, because we had freaking 1/2 the server crowded around him sitting in awe as if they've never seen a damned Witch Hunter in their lives.  I decided I should probably do a madden sketch for this showing how many people COULD NOT kill the orange-named torgaan.

See all those greendots? See that red dot? See the blue dot? The blue dot is me causes I needed to feel special.  Now look at the red dot torgaan, he was not rvr flagged. 

Now, I wish he had flagged accidentally because that would have been EPIC. One second he woulda been all skaveny, and the next, it would have been PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW. dead.

After he ran out of the WC, I had to chase him as a skaven, I chased him all around Dragonwake just so I could have a chance at saying hi.  If you think about it, it was like a giant skaven love story.

It was awesome fun, until he mysterously disappeared, then I went to my WH on badlands to get inside the destro warcamp and be special like torgaan (SUCCESS btw)

Rank 8 keeps make destro go boom.

Today I almost made it to city simply by saying in alliance: "Anyone wanna go take a BO or two".
I took the BOs in DW then holy crap, a dude advertises my wb in /t4 and in an hour we had 3 WBs running around.
After the flips of Praag and DW, we went to reikland and finally met opposition. By now we had about 5 WBs. So we flip Reikland and head to Eataine. Holy crap. We had a rank 4 keep and a rank 8 keep. The rank 4 keep we took down. Then we moved on to some BOs and finally the rank 8 keep.

We had so many people running in the same direction I felt like I was at a spanish soccer game. People running around, trampling young children, mad their team lost. A good chosen on the server, Deathicael, always says that WBs start up when someone 'Throws a chair'. I finally get what he meant. We had a freaking riot running around and so did order. The worst part is, I usually NEVER do orvr nonetheless lead a WB.  This was my 1st WB ever and it happened to almost make it to the city, in primetime!  Anyone else feel this is quite an accomplishment, or am I just being a scrub.

The above is the picture of us charing to the keep.  At 1st sight it looks like there is no order inside.  So we set up the rams, started banging on the door.  We get the ram up, and we get oil poured on so on so forth regular keep experience. I'm thinking, 'Hey we're not doing bad!' and then we get to the 2nd door.

I have no clue how much people order had, but it had to be over 200.  We had to hold off 2 WBs coming from east and west sides of the keep, then to top that off there were a bunch of rdps at the top near the oil and certainly lots more in the lord room and on 1st floor.  After maybe 30 minutes of me trying to keep it together in vent, and the whole WB afking because (Later told to me in tells) "It's a keep, nothing ever happens in keeps, we just went afk because we were bored."

Yeah well nice job.

FINALLY, the door breaks down and we charge in leaving the 50 people afk to be slaughtered.  The remainder of the people climb of the stairs only to be met by a ton of order.  I took a nice screenshot to show that I was the 1st one in the lord's room :-D.

This isn't even the most order in the keep, I took 2 Screenshots because in the 1st one, there were so many order you couldn't see my body.  This pic so happens to be right after 3/4 of the people in the room ran out to wipe the other destro.  Then after the wipe.  Everyone sorta.. left... So I tried to take BOs in BC, but then order showed up and wiped us all. Then I stopped to write this blog post.

But, if you look at the good side.  The 1st serious WB I have ever led, I almost made it to the city, ONE zone away.  Go me.