An Official "Goodbye"

Well, as I haven't been making blog posts lately it pretty much goes without saying that I'm not as active as I used to be. :(
So this is pretty much my official goodbye from blogging and super active pew pew playing.
I actually still check my blog stats and see how much views I get every now and again, and I'm surprised to say it's still over 1,000 in the past few months that I have been inactive, which flatters me. Whether you're looking for pictures of cats or just... looking cause you're bored I appreciate all the people who have come to my blog. I really honestly didn't think I would get over 500 views but hey, adding a cat here and there (particularly an obese kitteh) will boost views a bit, right? :-P

I would thank certain people for making my Warhammer experience extra awesome, but the list is too long and I'd undoubtedly leave out people that really deserve it (after all, everyone has made my experience better, and I can't remember everyone). And like... who cares what I think :P

I'll still be on Warhammer doing maybe a scenerio or two, but if you happen to see me in game, it will be on a t1-t3 alt whose name ends with "oftru".. most likely.

And as I say goodbye, I shall give you all a parting picture.

Very random indeed, but it is my obese kitteh and a turtal. A very ninja turtal

Oh, I hit 80

Quite awhile ago.. dont know why I never made a post for it til now :P

Oh, I hit 80

Quite awhile ago.. dont know why I never made a post for it til now :P

The most awesomest bug evar in the history of awesomest bugs.

I decided to take a scenerio right after I entered a Thanquol's Incursion. Worst. Idea. Evar.

First, whenever you leave TI you get the exit scenerio screen, which was stuck on my screen in the scenerio, so I couldn't see anything.

THEN as I was trying to navigate my way trying to avoid the stupid screen I fell.. and became stuck where I fell.

Woot! Made it 2 feet then got stuck, after waiting for the scenerio to end (Which was annoyingly long considering it was a Reikland Factory SC) I found myself in a new instance of TI.. stuck inside.

No matter how many times I press Yes, it does not let me out, so I am stuck in TI trying to find a way out.

I guess I'll need to wait the 20 minutes for my book of binding to cool down.

Most Wonderful Armor sets! (FILLER POST ;-D)

The new T7 appearance armor is actually good I think. I apologize because I have nothing to say, as stated in my last post I an tired of these filler posts that aren't funny or even slightly entertaining.  Which is why I have raised poll times to 2 weeks rather than one. Huzzah.

But yeah.. I like the new armor sets, but I want to see DoK's ;-D

Poll Results: Do you want forts back?
Yes, the same way they were:
Yes, but modified:
No, I hated them: 8%
I didn't play when forts were here: 16%
I REALLY DON'T CARE BRAH: 16%

A Srs Biznizz Miffic Intarview

Hello! After an angry gobbo named Thraz posted an interview supposedly containing false information I have decided that I will actually give you a SERIOUS interview with 100% real things and real quotes and stuff.

Thehealeroftru: Hello, how are you this fine day?

Mythic: We are good, what brings you here to wherever we are.

Thehealeroftru: I wanted to ask you thinks about Warham-

Mythic: NOT SO LOUD BRO!

Thehealeroftru: Oh, why not?

Mythic: If we use the "W" word Games Workshop will sue us.

Thehealeroftru: Oh... Ok. I am sorry... I came here to ask you questions about your game.

Mythic: We'll do our best to answer them

Thehealeroftru: First off.. in the fake interview the angry gobbo said that you were introducing some "T7" armor just for alternate appearance, is this true?

Mythic: That actually is true, we will show you pictures of them right now.

Thehealeroftru: What class will you be showing us first?

Mythic: This armor happens to be for the chosen, I am sure it will be very appealing to the masses

Mythic: This is Kai's pet doggy trying on the smaller version of the armor.

Thehealeroftru: IT'S SO CUTE

Mythic: Yes, very much so.

Thehealeroftru: Can I see the other classes?

Mythic: NO! They aren't done yet.

Thehealeroftru: Oh, so what about new content, will that be added to the game.

Mythic: What do you mean

Thehealeroftru: You know, like new stuff to do?

Mythic: ..umm.. Yeah that might not happen.

Thehealeroftru: Oh dear, and why not?

Mythic: All of the money we make is going to SW:TOR.

Thehealeroftru: I am sorry for your misfortune

Mythic: The head of EA won't do anything until Carrie does what he says

Thehealeroftru: What? Do what?

Mythic: He wants to play a good game of Call of Duty with Carrie...

Thehealeroftru: So what's the problem?

Mythic: He has a PS3.  Carrie has an X-box, ever read Twitter? What else do you want to know about the game?

Thehealeroftru: A big issue amongst the players playing the game is that we want Premade/Pug to be seperate in scenerios.

Mythic: LOL sux4you

Thehealeroftru: Can you make me RR 100?

Mythic: No, we cannot make anyone in Warhammer RR-

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The interview was cut short because Games Workshop burst through the windows at hearing the name of their franchise used.

In other news: Game has no news that needs reviewed, and I don't post about my characters because no one wants to know about my characters.  So that is the reason I have been dry on posts as of late. :D

I finally hit 40

My WH hit 40 and I dyed him purple and orange :D

He very pretty

Poll Results: Should the Lockout Timer be reduced?

Yes, to 4 hours: 13%

Yes, to no limit: 17%

No it's fine the way it is: 30%

No, it needs increased: 21%

Perhaps, give me $100 and I'll decide, maybe: 17%

I don't have the money for that, I sorry. :-P

Lockout Timer: A PSA

Every 8 hours...

• 185,281 babies are born
• The U.S. increases it's debt by 1.2 Billion dollars
• Lindsey Lohan steals a necklace
• Casey Anthony murders a baby
• Michael Vick kills a dog
• Adam Lambert changes his sexuality
• Neovolk gets his account banned
• A 14 year old playing Black Ops says the word "pussy" 7,273 times.
• Ke$ha aquires a new disease
• You are locked out of destro/order

Hello there, Mythic, every 8 hours things happen, and they're not always good things.  I am requesting that you please change the lockout timer to like.. I don't know, 4 hours.  Because 8 hours is too long, not only that but the timer is also buggy, and I've had it not start until I've played about 4 hours in, so instead of 8 hours it was actually 4 hours.  Hell, sometimes when I play my Order character's it doesn't even start... that is until I log out. Played 6 hours, check timer, oh hey, the timer is at 8 hours.

The following picture is of a player who has realized he still has a billion years to play on his lockout timer.

Mwahaha! You thought I wouldn't fit in a cat in this post but I did! But this cat's story is quite sad, he decided he wanted to try a Warrior Priest but ended up not liking the class, so he tried to go back to destro but... HE STILL HAD 7 HOURS ON HIS LOCKOUT TIMER. /gasp

3 hours left would be a reasonable time don't you think?  It would not seem like a large gap like 7 hours does.

But really.. I would suggest that the lockout timer's timer be changed to like.. 4 hours instead of 8 hours, I think 8 hours is too long.

Poll Results:

What would you prefer the devs do first?
Give new content: 50%

Fix old content: 12%

modify existing content (like make pve places into pvp zones):  0%

LISTEN TO EKASLIME: 37%

36: THE DEATH RANK

I dinged 36 on my witch hunter today, this is my 4th WH to hit 36, the other 3 never advanced beyond this rank... DEATH RANK.

I got tons of exp today because of the tons of scenerio pops I was getting.  It's odd, I got one pop in the past two weeks ive been in t3, then today I got at least 10.  Weird stuff.

Random Random and more Random

The past few days have been pretty uneventful for warhammer and myself.  The big 'WHATS THE NEWS GONNA BE' passed as we all found out that the news was in fact "We're still here, trolol"

So I really have nothing to say.  But my Sorc hit 40 I guess, chat log ftw.

oh and in all randomness...

Poll Results: For How long do you think you will be subscribed to WAR?

I'm not currently Subscribed: 22%

1-3 Months: 4%

3-6 Months: 22%

6+ Months 18%

I'M HERE FOREVAR: 27%

I'm unsubscribing once they remove all traces of Cats from Altdorf: 4%

Minor Let Down

 New Content isn't much of a "big" announcement.  But at least I don't need to pay Eka 100g.

EDIT: I heard news a good player Xylophone (Known on Karak Norn, Karak Azgal, And Gorfang) was banned for item duping, which everyone who knows him claims he is innocent.  Xylo is a good player, I know he is an honest player as well and he would never item dupe.  What I think happened is he accepted a duped item without knowing it and was banned for this "offense."  Please email Dispute@Warhammeronline.com and say he is innocent.  Remember, this isn't coming from a player who played alongside him and had good times, this is coming from a player who had his butt kicked hard daily by this player and made me almost rage quit at some points because he was so good, he is a very nice guy and an honest player.  Thank you in advance if you appeal this to the email I linked.

Poll Results:
What do you give this Live Event's rating?

Best: 0%
Good: 17%
Average: 26%
Poor: 13%
Worst: 4%
They need to add more cats for sure: 39%

Big news tomorrow?!?!

Here is a list of things I think it could possibly be:

• 3rd faction
• Free to Play announcement
• New "content"
• Kitten Mounts
• The screening of "Snakes on a Plane" in both the IC and Altdorf.
• Requirements to give everyone the Coolio hair style in game

if it's not one of these I'm giving Ekaslime 100g.

Happy 4th of July for those of you in the U.S.

Theres a hidden stash of fireworks in Destruction's respawn point in College of Corruption. 

FIND THEM AND PEW PEW.

Happy 4th of July for people who live in the U.S..  If you live elsewhere, then happy Monday.

I sorry

I am going on a trip for the fourth of July but will be back next week, I had a good idea for a post today to let it off but my dad was caught in a bad accident this day.  So I had no time to do anything of use.

Edit: And if you're wondering he is unhurt, and was the Black Mazda the site speaks of, which is actually grey, person at the scene was colorblind I guess :-P

Thehealeroftru's Guide To Losing in College of Corruption

Hello! I am as you know Thehealeroftru and I will be guiding you through the new scenerio introduced for this live event, College of Corruption, or is it THE College of Corruption.

Either way, We will be looking at it from destro's perspective.

As you run in you will be at the bottom of the tower, allowing Order to hold the stairs and bomb you as much as they can, more RDPS = more winning for order, and you as destro can do nothing about it other than squirm, and spam emotes.

As you can see by looking in this SC, there is also a very large bolt of fire or laser beam or something in the middle, But I don't think that is very important. Oh... wait....

WOW! Isn't it cool that Order can bomb you from above through the little hole it comes through? Isn't this a nice feature? 
"Oh no Tru, please don't tell me we can attack back."

NOPE!!

No, you cannot shoot through the ground good sir, especially if you are MDPS, because that is not what your class is supposed to do.

Now, you might be saying, "Well Tru, why don't you just walk up the stairs and fight them?"

Assuming they do not kill you before you even reach the stairs you find the stairs and the doorway to the 2nd floor to be... well...Small.

AOE REJOICE!!  Screw you tanks, screw you single target dps, GIMME SOME AOE BROSEPH!
Yes the stairs are very narrow, and please, when there's a fire in the building walk down them in an orderly fashion.
Of course it makes sense that BWs are superior to all in this scenerio, it is the Bright Wizard College amirite?
"Well, Tru,surely mythic planned away around this and a back entrance"

Oh yes! Indeed!  They did, in your spawn there is a portal to the right that transports you to a secret location and...

MOAR RANGED!!!! Forget the Witch Elves, forget the.. anything other than a sorc. 

"Tru, you just said that order have the advantaged of above, and now destro is above them?"

Yes we are above, however my poorly drawn skill for ranged only reaches 100 feet, from that far back from the battle we can only watch them rampage down the stairs and bomb our allies from above.

"Ok.. but aren't there the new play as a monster things that can help you?"
OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!

This new scenerio gives you the ability to be... this thing, it's like something of aqshy I think I don't really know or care.  However, at the sides of the main rooms there are altars that you right click on and it makes you a not so shiny fire guy.  You get five new abilities as this fire guy, only one I really found worth using.  The first one is spammableand hits your target for (according to the tooltip) 600 or so damage.  The second ability unleashes those Aqshy Sprites that kind of do nothing it seems to wherever you are standing. That third ability is supposedly an aoe attack that does like 1.5k damage to the enemy, but whenever I use it it doesn't seem to do nearly that much, maybe it's because they're getting healed or something.  The fourth ability makes allies near you (up to 6) powered up, I don't quite remember and I'm too lazy to go check, I think it was an alright ability if I recall.  The last ability ressurects EVERYBODY near you, and they respawn at your corpse.  I have not yet used this ability, I assume it kills you :(

I will continue to trudge through this SC over the weekend because I feel the need to complete everything.

By the way, sorry for lack of posts lately, leveling up my WH and the only thing I can post about while leveling up a char is how pretty t3 is and how I will never get my sovereign.

Poll Results: What is your favorite dungeon? (Posting results that got a vote)

Gunbad: 6%

Bastion Stair: 20%

Lost Vale: 26%

Tomb of the Vulture Lord: 13%

DUNGEONS ARE FOR PVERS BRO >:-(: 33%

Dear Mythic...

Dear Mythic.. Why did you put this area of random champions and heroes behind a PQ in Chrace?

It make no sense good friends! Well you know what..

Dear Mythic.. why do you have any of these Hero/Champion and Random Heros?  I mean they're all over the map :(  It's not like you get anything if you kill them.

And this isn't all of em I've found, just the ones I've taken screenshots of in the past.  Who can forget the random Hero High Elf in Avelorn, or the Hero Treekin in caledor.  I do all the quests so they can't be for a quest.  And they're usually not for a tome unlock (Other than the Hydra above... I just wanted to show him) so Mythic.. WHY THEY THERE??!!? They all over teh map in all teh zones!!

Dear Mythic.. Why isn't this mine blowing up?

I found it off the coast of barak varr while exploring a day or so ago and it didn't esplode. and I was sad.  Very sad indeed.  Why it no esplode?

That is all the questions I have for you Mythic today..

PS: Dear Mythic.. WHY IS MY CAPE GRAPHIC SO AWESOME!??!

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Oh, and Ekaslime launched his new mock patch.  Check it out.


Poll Results: By Eka's Request...who is Kai?
An Actual Person: 16%
Carrie in disguise: 44%
A mixture of all the devs: 11%
Robot Made my the Government: 22%
Cookiie's way of saying "Ok": Cookiie (5%)

Eka waging war on Mythic

http://ekaslime.wordpress.com/2011/06/21/setting-up/ is setting up for his supposedly giant post tomorrow.

So keep your eyes out for that.

Your Griffon: A guide on how to take care of your favorite pet evar

First off: Happy father's day to all who it applies to.

Hola! I decided not to use "hello" because it's an overused word, but I suppose 'Hola' would be overused as well if we went to Latin America or Spain or something. 
Anyways, I have recently discovered that I love the cute little bird dragon mount thing I ride on, and I've created a mastery guide on how to treat it well.

You've gotten your new Griffon!

He is 10 feet tall, weighs a ton and is waiting for you to give him love and attention.  Now because mounts are magic in this game, I really can't give you specifics.  But a good thing to do would be to rub his belly and then bring him to some water. Elf water is his favorite.

But don't put him too close to the water! Or he will disappear for some random reason because he is magic, and that is my only explanation for it.  Riding your mount can make it tired, be sure to take a rest every 9-10 hours. 

That is all.  I have no guide on your griffon, I am sorry, he is not complex at all.

PS: Someone said getting 10k dragon kills gives you a dragon mount, confirmation?

PPS...PSS...PPSS: 

The only people who do not hate DoKs, are DoKs

So Samuel L Jackson, what do you think of DoKs?

I didn't ask you if they needed to have that happen to them, but thank you for informing us on how you feel.
I've been playing in t2 lately on my WH on gorfang Thehaeleroftru (Some moron took 'Thehealeroftru') and I notice that a good 33% of classes I see are DoKs, and it makes me very ashamed to have a DoK.  It's like when you were a kid you get that new toy that's cooler than anything else, then everyone else starts to get that toy and you're like "Wtf, I hate that toy"... no just me?

But it kind of sucks when you're beating on a sorc or something and some dok comes over and is all "LOLREND SOUL! LOLREND SOUL! YOU DEAD BROSEF!" Then /lols at your dead body.  Oh well, better go leech some more renownz.

Poll Results:
What is your favorite set of zones?
Empire/Chaos: 27%
Dwarf/Greenskin: 33%
High Elf/Dark Elf: 16%
Kitty/Doggy: 22%

Mine is empire/chaos or Kitty/doggy.  By the way, I encourage you to vote on those.. I also would like to say I have a new header thing at the top.  Instead of saying something about muffins it now says something relevant to the world.

My super cool idea for new content and stuff.

From the future:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ORDER AND DESTRO, KITTIES AND DOGGIES I present to you my design for patch 1.4.4!  1.4.3 brought 300,000 players back to the game and also has given us 300,000 new players and WAR is back in action! So I have been assigned in bringing you the newest patch! First off, I'd like to show you my new pink tie I got in honor of this occasion.

Yes, this is a tie. How wonderful wouldn't you say?

Anyways. We have major changes coming for you! Here are the patch notes for 1.4.4!

Highlights:

• We are adding a new zone... straight out of the warhammer lore books.  It will be called Sahmyou-ale-Jagsoon. Sahmyou-ale-Jagsoon will be a land of many voices and intrigue, you must fly to get there.. but watch out for those pesky snakes!
• A new dungeon in Sahmyou-ale-Jagsoon! This dungeon will have not require wards and instead tome unlocks gotten! Oooh won't the players love this! We cannot give you more details on this dungeon only that it will be really, really awesome and you will have so much fun exploring it's secrets!
• Waldo is being added randomly to each zone.  Should you find waldo you will receive a waldo token, if you amass 5 tokens it is good for a free lap dance from Charlie Sheen. (We'd also like to take this time to apologize for the offense we may have caused with our addition of Osama Bin Laden to land of the dead)

Scenerios:

The following will be the new scenerios for each tier.

Tier 1:

• Eternal Citadel
• Eternal Citadel
• Eternal Pitadel (EC, but points can only be gained by punting people into the pit)

Tier 2:

• Eternal Citadell (EC but with dell, so you crash lawts)
• Eternal Citadel
• Eternal Citadel

Tier 3:

• Eternal Citadel

  Eternal Citadel (but with no indent)
• Eternal Citadel

Tier 4:

• Eternal Citadel
• Eternal Citadel
• Eternal Citadel (but with no rat in the backround)

Combat and Careers:

 

• Archmage
• Bug Fixes: Fixed an issue that caused them to deal spirit damage, then will now appropriately deal physical damage
• Balance Changes: Added ability called "Isha's Pregnant!!" that causes all female characters in the area to have their strength increased by 90 and causes all male characters in the area to have all stats reduced by 10.

• Black Guard
• Bug Fixes: Fixed tome unlock, OH WAIT LOL thats for another section.
• Balance Changes: Guard now is 800% more effective than other tanks. Just because "guard" is in their name

• Black Orc
• Bug Fixes: Fixed a tooltip issue that we will not reveal to you, we just want to look like we're doing something
• Balance Changes: Added ability called "Screw Da Plan!" which makes your Black Orc reroll a Chosen.

• Bright Wizard
• Bug Fixes: Fixed a bug that made them shoot fire, they now appropriate shoot silly string
• Balance Changes: Lowered damage of all abilities but made them as strong as an Ironbreaker

• Choppa
• Bug Fixes: Fixed an issue causing the ability "Get To Da Choppa!" to not appropriately play sound wav when used.  It will now correctly play the exact sound clip from the movie
• Balance Changes: Created an ability called "Da Wedgie!" usable only on Slayers.  Further clarification is not needed.

• Chosen
• Bug Fixes: Ravage now does physical damage instead of spirit damage.
• Balance Changes: Added new ability called "Stench." Can only be used as a morale 3 and makes your chosen take off all his sweaty armor exposing his stinky body to enemies and friendlies alike.  Staggers them until they are hit or til they puke.

• Disciple of Khaine
• Bug fixes: Fixed Fist of Khaine tooltip issue, ability is now correctly named "Fist of Chris Brown"
• Balance Changes: Created ability called "Khaine's the Father." When used around an Archmage the archmage immediatly loses 80% health, the dok loses 98%. When used there's a "Jerry! Jerry!" chant in the backround

• Engineer
• Bug Fixes: The one Magnet move now pulls people from all across the world.
• Balance Changes: Gave the Engineer modern day technology, all machines are now a lot more effective.  Added new ability called "Nuclear Bomb" that is an aoe auto crit stagger that does 5000 damage. 

• Ironbreaker
• Bug Fixes: Corrected a bug that caused Cave-In's knockdown to last a decade.
• Balance Changes: Added a move called "Aye Enjoy Grudges!" that causes them to turn red from rage and burst like a water balloon, instantly killing the ironbreaker but creating a youtube viral hit.

• Knight of the Blazing Sun
• Bug Fixes: Fixed their graphic helm that makes them look like a silly clown (Invader gear I think it is)
• Balance Changes: Added a move called "Sigmar Refresh Me!" which spawns a Sunny D bottle which they can drink and regain 600 health.  Cannot be used after the ability "Brush Teeth"

• Magus
• Bug Fixes: Fixed an issue dealing with the disc. The disc now appropriate drags on the ground when at low health and running away (because that would make sense for them moving slower, right?)
• Balance Changes: Made all their DoTs spirit damage and all their demons now breakdance on command.

• Marauder
• bUG fIXES: mY CAPS LOCK IS BACKWARDS.  This has been fixed
• Balance Changes: Added new mutation to marauder, "Cannon." Which switches all their str to balistics and their melee power/crit to ranged power/crit and so on.  Shoots projectiles, can only auto attack.

•  Rune Priest
• Bug Fixes: Fixed even more freakin' tooltips
• Balance Changes: Whenever someone says "RP" to signal a rune priest, they will instead be given renown points. This ability can only be used once a day.  Renown points given will vary, you will receive renown points equivilent to how many calories Rosie O'Donnell has consumed in the past hour.

• Shadow Warrior
• Bug Fixes: Now made them fat, they are no longer as skinny as supermodels
• Balance Changes: All abilities damage increased by 500 damage, festerbomb however, now deals only 7 damage.

• Shaman
• Bug Fixes: Everytime a hack accusation is made about Gork Sez Stop, 500 snotlings will be eaten.
• Balance Changes: Added ability called "Mork Sez Go!" Which is basically the opposite of Gork Sez Stop, if both Mork Sez Go and Gork Sez Stop are used on the same target then the world will explode and simply cease to exist. Dealing 30,000 damage to all individuals in any zone.

• Slayer
• Bug Fixes: Mohawk now is multicolored!
• Balance Changes: Added ability called "Diaper Change" which increases slayer speed by 40% for 30 minutes.  Can only be used once every 6 hours.

• Sorceress
• Bug Fixes: All male sorcs have been executed by request of Malekith.
• Balance Changes: Same as bright wizard.

• Squig Herder
• Bug Fixes: Squigs now try to eat you.
• Balance Changes: Added an ability called "Write Memoir" telling the story of the Squig Herder's abuse from his larger countparts, the orcs, and how to make up for it he bullied the snotlings.  The only reason he could cope with himself is to make friends with squigs.  The ability grants everyone within 30 feet +500 intelligence for 7 seconds.

• Swordmaster
• Bug Fixes: The position things now correctly look like the Swordmaster is dancing the tango.
• Balance Changes: Took away all abilities and added one ability that is the equivilent to the chosen's "Ravage."

• Warrior Priest
• Bug Fixes: Head now shines... very brightly
• Balance Changes: Every hammer hit has a chance to crush bone, snaring the target and making them move at 1% movement speed...

• White Lion
• Bug Fixes: Lions now look like adorable kittens. 
• Balance Changes: Pounce now can be used cross map. Lions now juggle balls for circus entertainment, earning you gold.

• Witch Elf:
• Bug Fixes: Warpforged gear graphics has been fixed, the class is now pretty much naked in order to draw more curious 13 year olds to the game.
• Balance Changes: All finishes are now ranged. Added move called "Seduce." All male characters in the area will have all stats reduced by 700, except  for warrior priests, who will grow hair. All females will have their damage increased by 250% and their stats increased by 40 each.

• Witch Hunter
• Bug Fixes: Gunshots now correctly deal 8000 damage.
• Balance Changes: Added move called "Insane bloodlust" which insta kills any chaos in the area.  But in return all dark elves will love the blood and have their damage and healing increased by 200%

• Zealot
• Bug Fixes: The class has been renamed "Arisechicken"
• Balance Changes: Flash of Chaos now deals damage to your target instead of healing it. Why? We don't know either, we just like making pointless changes.

Content:

• My Island will now be given to me.  Charge to visit is 10g per hour. Also adding swimming pool and waterslides along with Big Bird impersonator.
• We are adding 600 more quests and 2,600 more tome unlocks.
• The Tome of Knowledge will now track you giving you personal information. (Where you hit rr 80, who you hit it on, when you hit it, where you live, your credit card number, your favorite pet, so on so on)

That's all folks! And as a teaser to next patch... ever want a mentally retarded skeleton as a pet?

Thehealeroftru: THE DRAGON KING OF CALEDOR!

Today I killed Prince Imrik or something like that who is apparently the Dragon King of Caledor (or so Eka says) so today I am taking the title of Dragon King of Caledor, should you ever see me on the forums or in game call me Dragon King of Caledor.  I even have proof that I am the new Dragon King of Caledor.

I figured it would look more epic with a sunrise in the backround, but there was none, so I improvised and made my own.  Isn't it pretty? 
Umad Eka? You not happy that I killed your beloved king of whatever and took his title?
And now Eka would say that I cannot become the Dragon King of Caledor because being the Dragon King of Caledor comes with responsibilities with nature and High Elf stuff like that.  Well don't worry, I already have all that crap covered, I have all the responsibilities down!

As a matter of fact, I just settled a fight between two DRAGONS today, yep, they were argueing and I fixed it. 

Conclusion:

Black Dragon gets Nick Jonas.

The Yellow Dragon gets Joe Jonas

And then cut the other Jonas in half and they each get a half.

However with responsibilites comes power.. or is it with Power comes responsibility... Hmm.

Anyways, I have good power as well, today in Caledor an order player I was fighting rolled too closely to a lair, and I CALLED DOWN UPON THE DRAGON GOD AND MADE THE LIZARD KILL HIM

That lizard did what I could not, that being kill a sword and board knight. 

I will occasionally continue to update you on my journey as the new Dragon King of Caledor

Poll Results: Do you have /t4 access?

Yes: 33%

No: 44%

Depends: 0%

Only if I get to spam it with facts about cats: 22%

200TH POST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

The only thing I give to you today, is the best quest evar.



It is a quest that you get after you do the quest "The Windstep Codex" destro only, sorry.

Btw, sorry that I am a fail at filmimg, I do not have fraps, so now I sad.

T4 chat is the chat of the gods.

As most of you know, the NBA finals are going on right now, what you might not know is that I blackmailed Shaq to retire  I am quite a big fan of basketball actually.  I happen to be cheering for the Dallas Mavericks and their unfortunate luck in the first half of the 4th quarter to them last game made me annoyed, so I decided to talk in T4 chat about it.  We ended up getting in a big conversation about the NBA and complaining how the refs seem to be calling for the Heat. (Which is an illusion cast on the world by the kitten god, in order to make everyone think their team always loses) I had since switched off the channel in the terribleness of defeat and when the conversation was over I decided to turn it back on to see the Mavericks had gone on a 20-2 run.  Which, is good.  The Dallas Mavericks ended up winning and I am convinced that T4 chat is the chat of the gods.  Anything you say into that chat will come true. Made screenshots bigger so it's easier to read...

YES!! YES!! The magic channel controls the world!!  Anything you put into this channel comes true! Including wishing that the Dallas Mavericks will win a game!

And now, the first poll results since a long time ago like when clear back when Osama lived.

What is your favorite tier?
Tier 1: 13%
Tier 2: 6%
Tier 3: 13%
Tier 4: 40%
The one that comes from your eye: 26%

The Tree of LIFE!!

During a keep assault today (Which I usually never do, strangely enough) there was a wee little tree at order's keep in Kadrin Valley.  This certain tree was different from all the others, he had a wonderful graphic bug on him because my computer is fail. 

But I do think we should be seeing more of these trees, I want Mythic to make a whole forest full of these graphic bug trees.  Can you imagine a full fledged battle in these trees that look like something that I'd see on TV when the TV loses signal?

I would give you an example and lots of reasons why Mythic should implement it, but that's Eka's job to do such tasks.

Today I got my first Doomflayer piece of equipment evar, not in the city, because no one ever gets gear in the city unless you're an RR 45 Marauder who will never log on again after that city.  I did really good in the instance damage wise and heal wise (I switched to DPS spec and will go back to heal spec when I hit rr 84, or when I get bored, whatever comes first, so... when I get bored).  I came 2nd in damage and who I think 3rd in heals? I didn't recheck this screenshot before I'm posting it.  Now guys, get ready, it was very very hard to win, the amount of order in this TI was absolutely terrible.. get ready. 

OH!!! Look at all those order I had to go up against.  It was absolutely terrible to have to try and fight through all those order to stinky guy, or engineer guy or whatever their names are.  (For correct names please see here)

Bye bye!

OH, AND WELCOME BACK TO BLOGGING AND STUFFZ EKA.

Evil Moneys

I sorta got my UI to work, I still crash erryday though, erryday! 

Renown in the good earth (Or warhammer world or whatever) has been plentiful. My DoK has feasted upon the renown and has even gained his first renown rank since december.  Yay! 82-83 took forevar, amirite?
But, today I was selling stuff and getting my money from the AH items I sold, and I noticed something very terrible...

666 gold! 66 silver! 66 36 brass, bronze.. beads I don't know what it is. But you know, close enough.  I have been convinced that my backpack is evil and should be treated as such (It sure would people auto targeting me, evil backpack MUST be destroyed, yo)

The Sigmar Tide Live Event sure has me interested (That's the name of the event right? Well who cares,if it's not, Mythic make it plz so I don't look stupid)

I want to embrace the live event and hug it like I would hug a stray kitty who just got it's first piece of meat in it's life.  Wait, why would I hug a cat who's eating.. well whatever.

Oh, yeah, and Eka is posting his LL Cool J post June 1st, so I want to see that.

Hey! I have ANOTHER WH!

Well I'm back (I hope) I went through a whole day without crashing hopelessly during combat, and I made a new character since my AM that I was going to play is gimped in renown only rr 20 at rank 19, why did I make it before the patch?
Anyways, so I made yet ANOTHER Witch Hunter, this is my 3rd or 4th one I believe. I got him to rank 8 today, rr 11. So that is not bad at all.. I think.
"SILLY TROOF, YOU NEED BE RR 15 TO PLAY WITH DA BIG BOIS"

Anyways, I was playing scenerios, and an old friend from a year or so ago gave me a message saying hi, and then he invited me into an ALL WH SC GROUP PALOOZA. And surprisingly it went very well.

I am not in this particular screenshot, but it just shows how well twink WHs work against... well everyone else.

This one shows the amazingness of a 6 man WH in t1, how amazing it looks. 

And this is us waiting to pounce on our unsuspecting prey.  What's really funny is when everyone stealthed but me because I have no stealth yet, and the other team was like

"AHHH YEAH, TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT" and ran at me. And I'd sit there like a helpless kitten and then all the other WHs would jump on them and kill them and this is a very long run-on sentence.

The problem is though, is that I have been getting a weird bug or something on my dok, when I try to set the number of hotbars to 2 or 3 so I can play with more abilities, I press "Apply" and "Okay" and it still does not give me an extra hotbar. It kind of annoys me.

On the subject of the blog, I am back and already planning future blog posts that aren't sudden like this one.  The poll is back up too.

Still trying

I've been trying every day to get my computer working so that I can run Warhammer without crashing every 5 minutes, but I have had no luck so far.  The Kitten God has frowned upon my new computer and is now denying Warhammer entrance into the land of blah blah whatever.

I keep trying. I SHALL KEEP TRYING. :D

OH NO

I've been trying for the past week or two to start playing Warhammer again, but my old laptop I used to play it on broke and this "NEW" computer I got runs Warhammer worse than a calculator would. 

I'm trying to figure it out though, teehee.

Tru's World News: OSAMA DEAD

• Trump Demands Death Certificate
• Waldo named Hide and Seek Champion
• Chuck Norris comes home from Vacation in Pakistan
• Osama's Funeral rumored to be "DA BOMB" (trololol)
• Rebecca Black's Friday finally released on radios in Pakistan

I can't think of anymore.

Gone til summer!

too busy to play, I'm not gone! Don't worry!  I'll have tons of time to play and post in summer!  See you then

Quest Website

http://warhammerquests.tripod.com/ is the quest database place thing I have.  I love questing, so I might as well create guides for others as well, right?
Don't expect anything special, it's my first website I have ever attempted to make.  If you see any problems with it, any mistakes, misspellings please tell meh.

Also give me recommendations.  I'm starting on the first 3 chapters of empire on the test server.  Then I'll probably do dwarf/greenskin then elf. :D

Should I Publish the quest website early?

I have 3 chapters down.  I have been working on it, should I publish it early? :D

Also.. Poll Results: 

What is the best class in the game?

DoK: 0%
Chosen: 5%
Witch Hunter: 0%
Warrior Priest: 0%
White Lion: 5%
Other:  22%
Charlie Sheen's Warlock: 66%

What am I doing? Oh.. just waiting..

I have not been able to play dragon age 2 yet because of

No don't worry, I'm still strictly Warhammer only.  I just need to sulk somewhere.  There has been no fix for this issue (that many are having) and I really just want to kick a trashcan so it flies dramatically across the air before hitting the wall and making a sound.

But.. on the GOOD news... Tripod FINALLY fixed the issue I was having with making my site, and now I can continue on my quest website :D.  Guess I'll log into WAR today after all :-D 

Poll Results: Will you play Dragon Age 2?

Yes: 37%

No: 6%

I have no idea what that even is: 6%

Don't know yet: 6%

Still waiting on Kitten Age to come out: 43%

And the NEW choice...

I would but the game bugged on me : 98%