Can someone get the damn mail!??!?

For some reason when I'm doing a SC and whenever I see a "You have one unread message in your inbox" I just think, "GAWD, what could it be? Some gear? A long lost friend? Mythic offering me free rr 80?
Then I rush over to the mailbox and usually find either gold spam or that weird return message thing when you send an item.

This happens to be an ACTUAL picture of me when I see I have mail.

No one besides myself sadly shares this weird obsession with the mailbox, which is why I often try to run into order's Warcamp to get their mail as well.