NERFED BUTTONS IS EVOLVING!!!!!!1111

Nerfed Buttons
The games most fearful addon is Evolving into something more silent and easy to use o.O
It's like a freaking virus, it's becoming less detectable.
http://war.curse.com/downloads/war-addons/details/castsequence.aspx
Is the Swine Flu of the addons.  It's Nerfed buttons, But it's easier to figure out AND it doesn't give a nerfed buttons button near the minimap. In a few months, heres the newest Nerfed Buttons Accusation...

MelGibson: Bawbthebuildah YOO YOOSE NERFED BUTTONS YOU HACKAR! You killed me real gud.
Bawbthebuildah: NUU NUU My tight guildies who have never once seen my UI can tell you that fer sure I don't use nerfed buttons, See! /screenshot
MelGibson: Well.. You use CAST SEQUENCE instead, because That addon is the new nerfed buttons
Bawbthebuildah: While that may be true my guild is much better than yours because we have 50 rr 80s who hate each other, and your guild is just 200 people who are all friends but rr 50s, AND my e-peen can hold up to 18 gigabytes.
(so on so forth)

AMAGAD! Terrible things are going to happen, maybe I use CAST SEQUENCE AND Autofocus and whatnot.
Maybe I'm to busy playing the best addon EVAR (Yes, another best addon EVAR) http://war.curse.com/downloads/war-addons/details/tictactoe.aspx
TICTACTOE!

So, the next time a dwarf or something starts beating on you, just say

and remember that Virus Nerfed Buttons and how it's evolving, and FEAR the nerfed buttons FEAR them... FEAR... THEM!

Poll Results:
Do you think Thehealeroftru is a CROSSREALMER?!?!?!

Yes and he should be punished: 37%

Yes but it's ok with me: 12%

No, Crossrealming = Feeding Information: 4%...ok that vote was me :-(

No, Just because: 16%

STEPHEN COLBERT IS THE BESTEST EVAR: 29%

What??!?! You think I should be banned??!?! Explain youzselves!! :-D

Thehealeroftru's PQ palooza! (And something about Sarah Palin)

That's right, this week is PQ palooza (Whatever 'Palooza' means anyways, 'looza' kinds of sound like my 3 year old cousins way of saying 'loser' and 'pa' kinda sounds like... 'puh' so... what's puh... palooza... oh god, getting off subject again)
"TROO, WHEN DID YUH MAKE RENOWN PUHLOSER!??!"
This afternoon. 

If PQs bore you, then you may do Orvr on one condition...

1. Follow condition two.

2. Follow condition two...being you may do Orvr

Wait that's two conditions?

Oh well.

Now, Sarah Palin.  The end.

HA fooled you, there was nothing about Sarah Palin!

But I got your attention down here, please viewahs, give a poor RR 80 dok a hand.

Yesterday I was gonna try to free trial of Fallen Earth (looked like a pretty cool game) and when I was DLing it, it overwrote all my frikkin warhammer folders and somehow deleted my vent, as well as all my addons.

I reinstalled them all, but theres one problem... I can log in once a day, if I log out, I can't seem to log back in for that day.  I click on the warhammer, it doesn't even get to the screen where you put in your username and password or anything, it just sits there for 10 minutes then gives me an error saying that it can't find a certain file.

"The patch client was unable to receive the file [patcher.prod.sig] from the patch server (0 total errors encountered). Please try the patch operation again in a short while."

And I don't want to play once a day, because that'd make me sad, as a matter of fact, I think I might unsub from WAR then make an @ post on the forums accusing WAR of using Nerfed Buttons.

You know what, that sounds fun, I might actually accuse WAR of using Nerfed buttons sometime.  While I'm at it, I'm gonna send in a feedback that petitions for the "Master of Muffins" title for me...

Anyways, any help on that issue would be appreciated, even if you try, you still get a cookie.

Died in RvR? Nerfed Buttons is the cause.

So the biggest trend in WAR lately (Or atleast in Gorfang) is to accuse people of nerfed buttons.

http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4750099&postcount=38 this would be me explaining to an old player returning, why everyone is so obsessed with Nerfed Buttons.

If a train leaves Chicago at 6:05 PM traveling 87 MPH and a train in Detroit leaves at 6:08 PM traveling at 92 MPH, why does the train from Chicago Make it first to New York?
Nerfed Buttons is OBVIOUSLY the answer to this particular question.  However the Springfield train will jump to the Chicago train's defense because he's played with him a trillion times, and even though he's never looked at his controls there is CERTAINLY no nerfed buttons there.

On gorfang the trend seems to be... Die in Orvr 1 v 1? Well, make an @ post exclaiming your anger, and in that same post mention nerfed buttons in one way or another.

"@Klurkk, DOOD yuu killed meh because I wuz afk, stop using nerfed buttons HAXOR"
Then usually a comment about their guild comes up so on so forth.

Gorfang definitely has giant epeen wars going on, so you on badlands say you have 6 v 6 premades? 
We on gorfang have 4 v 3 premades because some people count for more than one, as their epeen is as big as three people put together.

Oh right, nerfed buttons, well, A few months ago I DLed NB not to use it, but just to see what the hype was about.  I'm telling you, that thing is way confusing, after 5 minutes of trying to figure it out, I was just like "Forget it" and the uninstalled it.  I still have no clue EXACTLY what it does.  I'm pretty sure all of gorfang had the same experience as me.
"Nerfed buttons..why's the hype, lets DL and find out, *5 minute later* this is confusing...Because it's so complicated it must be a hacking type thing!"
or something along those lines.
Forum epeens colliding are enough, but when they happen in vent... it's quite another story. (Towards the end it gets bad)

Anyhow.  I'd like to mention http://ekaslime.wordpress.com/  This is a blog from someone on my server, and to be truthful, I find it full of extremely interesting ideas.  Pretty sweet Ideas if you ask me... just thought I'd mention that.